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What’s so bad about seeing a therapist? I did. I got a certified brain, certified to think. Any else here with a Sane Certificate? I’d rather not deal with normal-uncertified people. Scary.
Sleep? What’s that?
So then you.hands(join,clap)=-1
eclipse: That’s the idea of a ZeesKITE!
Sounds like he was drunk. So there you have it ????? ????? ??????.
Away from where?
OK. I was kidding.. It really is noticeable!
I’ll let you know the koach of your brochos. Right now things appear…
Check for horns. If yes then it’s me!
(Actually I’ve got a small antenna, but its not noticeable)
Try my idea.
If you suspect it’s an automated phone call from some Charitable organization, pick up the phone, and be silent the first 2 seconds. You will be automatically disconnected.
The way it works is that you are dialed automatically bu computer, if a human voice is detected, then it connects to one of their operators. If no answer is detected within 2 seconds, it doesn’t even connect. Try it. Sorry for exposing this – I figured some else might also want a life!
Odorant=Skunk
Homeowner: A fantastic one at it. (+ many other talents)
She does that purposefully so that no one should try cutting and pasting into a top class paper / publication. Not to say CR is anything less, still we get to read her pieces for free, she may want to market them.
What do you do when you can’t fall asleep?
Depends when. Before Pesach, I can’t sleep because there’s just not enough time for such trivial matters. I’d have to purchase a 30-Hour-A-Day-Machine to put this issue ‘at rest’.
Waiting for another entry in the ‘Words Your Family Made Up’!
“I feel like I have to be PERFECT all the time,it’s not funny….”
NO. Absolutely not. Children see through things. If not at first, it may take time. There’s no fooling them.
We’re all in this together. If I end up making it, chances are you’ll be too!
candy613:
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!
I fininshed a room last night at 4:00. We’re got 4 1/2 left.
Phone number please? Shmatas are down there, Cascade, Mr Clean etc. over there, no – up here (Oh, sorry you no spika Englisha)
Why so gloomy?
ZeesKite !!!
Because MOMMY said so!
(a Mommy is a Mommy. Cannot & will not be eclipsed. NEVER!)
HLM: lol x 2 – She didn’t write ‘wired’ either! :)x2
Is this another one at bashing men? (kidding)
But yes. man (no, human)-made shoes do not ‘breathe’, so odor etc. gets trapped in.
seeallsides:
I love the way you phrased it in opening. How I wish I should have such an attitude when presented with a ‘matzav’!
There are some minhagim too add an extra dish in commemoration.
I sleep with glasses and a flashlight. Gotta see my dream. Clearly.
HaLeiVi:
A quiet person doesn’t make noise?
Mind if I come by with my “Fuzzy” (man’s best) friends?
cupcake
Right, we thank HaShem for every breath too.
I DON’T BELIEVE IT!
Now we’re going to have to pay to read your pieces? So then I guess these were the free samples!
eclipse:
Anyone who survives THROUGH coffee can attest that coffee gets water out of the system FAST. Almost all of it (and more).
Correction (at end of long megillah):
MAY NO ONE KNOW OF ANY TZAAR OR DISPLEASURE.
-posted in haste erev Shabbos.
Sorry for troubling the olam with that one, I usually do not mix in to anything deep or meaningful, I just thought it might save someone from additional pain.
Hudi: Sorry. I erroneously thought someone was using the phrase “kvetching” to make light of another’s anguish. I apologize. I should not have jumped to conclusions.
Hudi:
I’ll make an exception. I really didn’t want to post Friday afternoon. But it’s important (to put it mildly).
You may not know it, but some people (B”H not me) have it hard. Very hard. Extremely hard. Sometimes their troubles overwhelm them. They feel they can’t go on, they can’t exist. No one’s in sight to cry out to, to soak their shoulder. So they use CR. In many different ways. If we can’t help them (sometimes NOBODY could), at least we should be sympathetic to their anguish, to their immense pain. The reason we (us CR members) are indeed aware of their problem(s) is proof of their DIRE need to vent, cry, gush tears. Let us tune in and at least be mishtatef in their misery. That in itself is a Nechama for suffering individuals. MAY NO ONE KNOW OF ANY TZAAR OF DISPLEASURE.
What is the problem. It was near. It missed. That’s all.
More like the top half of the cup full vs. the bottom half of the cup empty.
Sorry for responding.
truth be told:
?? ?????, I’ve NOTHING at all against him (or anyone). I just found his statement funny – “I want to shoot everyone who uses the word “clarity”. It annoys the blazes out of me.” I don’t ‘whack’ ANYONE. Anymore. Mommy trained me well. Terribly sorry if I offended you, Rav Popa. Be Mochel.
Now to your question, what’s gotten into me, that’s a tough question. For now let’s assume DIRE lack of sleep. (how much is 8:15am minus 6:03am)
..opened your windows to direct the “aroma” towards.. (KIDDING!!!)
Anyone here within PBA’s ‘blazing’ shooting range?
opened almost all the windows..
So who are your neighbors?
Everyone left (including me..)
We all got disturbed from your second departure. Our little hearts can’t bare with so many partings.. So we all left. (Me? I’m not here, nisht ingantzen)
am yisrael chai:
“Eclipse, my friend, where r u?”
“I’m new here, so I don’t know u people yet who post…”
You’re new here, so you only know people who DON’T POST! This could make FOR A BIG THREAD!!!
C’mon people, (males & non-males, as one wrote) BRING IT ON!
Yea. Mommy lets me put away all Pesach worries, to help you out in this great time of need. I’ll put my sleep-deprived thought processor at your disposal.
Up & Ready. What color thread would you like to use. I have an extra 2.4 minutes for you. Actually 2.5, but 00.1 min. got used up thinking through this reply.
always here:
We sleep little to avoid those terrible nightmares. Of Pesach arriving with 8 (out of our 7 rm apt.) rooms to do.
(Didn’t know anyone’s following me around)
adorable: Finished Pesach work about 12:30. Then came emergency call to help someone with terrible computer virus.