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The famous question. And the famous answer: if the (owner of the) kid has an issue with the cat, let them deal direct. Why does the dog mix in? So the whole “cheshbon” has to be re-done.
I don’t think one should express that first sentence. It’s not something a Jew should ever utter. Not something humorous.
Makcklemore, read here:
btw, I’m also practicing Yiddishkite. Maybe I’ll be perfect one day.
Makcklemore: I think he’s maybe a drop older. (a machlokes if 23 or 32)
But here in the Coffee Room we take each poster (that’s us funny people who work for the Yeshiva World, by POSTing here) with a grain of salt. We try not to get personal, offensive.
Why laugh at the Pesachdig batteries? You can never know what goes on under those covers. Maybe somewhere in the mechanical / technical / chemical / electrical matter there’s some chometz.
Baruch Hashem, I see at least someone “chapps”
And, btw, I hope you’re from those who are “better for them and the world when they’re awake”.
What is a joke? What is an inside joke? Give some examples.
Makcklemore: It’s a well-kept secret. It took me a long time to figure it out ..
Nope, to I.M. Shluffin.
?. U. Wake Up
I see you did!!
One day I started posting on the Coffee Room (where’s that?)… and then…
RY: to spell it out – ??? ?????? ?? ??.
As I wrote somewhere else, because of his sharpness, he was no duck.
And the Froggie came…
Me? That would be frogality.
Is anyone calling me? (Genius in training)
It had a lot of fuel.
?. U. Wake Up:
I never hid my place of residence. East of Yiddishkite.
Hey, that’s called snooping or stalking or lurking… They don’t allow such questions on the CR <Jother anywhere?!?> If I give you my coordinates, I’ll have you (and everyone else here who’s at my neck) at my door in minutes!!
OK, you really need to know? It’s 40.6(Something)(Something)(Something),-73.9(Something)(Something)(Something)
What happened to the one who sold his on ebay?
…a total of 4 women.. Wonder how you got that TOTAL. (1.25 + 1.25 + 1.5, or maybe 3 x 1.3333 and round off the last woman)
Wonder which mod responded above. Probably from the funnier ones. So I’ll spell out your joke. – If one cannot log in with their account, how in the world should he/she be able to post a message to you. (OH!)
Right you are. And that is where angels come into the picture. Area and time are not concepts, bounderies regarding Malachai maalah.
You can come help me clean!!
I’ll maybe think, could be, possibly, if one was a zariz as an angel, then it would be indeed possible to be taken off the instant it’s no longer needed.
I needed a name change, this one “jumped” into my head.
So do the Might Mods (probably editor too)
Utah – read on. You’ll get to it.
Actually not touching is not from Chazal, it’s from the Torah (Bible), ?? ?????. Chazal made numerous statements about engaging opposite gender in conversation, idle chatter etc. The place is not here. Look up in Shulchan Aruch, ask your local qualified posek (as I wrote).
Just one note here, I think the Rambam who generally states to take the mean, middle, center path regarding all Middos and actions, deviates here regarding the separation of sexes and says “???? ???? ???? ?????? ?? ?????” (if I remember correctly). A person should distance himself EXCEEDINGLY from women.
That is being frum. (Chazal knew people’s inclination, they knew where EXTREME caution is needed.)
Randomex: You’re right, it should read “There’s a slight advantage to writing OVER speaking” (or whatever the proper way is). Thanks for pointing it out.
I don’t always reread and edit everything I write, even though it’s possible and most beneficial.
One must not question the Mods in deed, voice or thought.
Epis, ask your local Halachiknician, Madrich, qualified Rav, Dayan, Rosh Yeshiva, Rebbe, Mashgiach. Contrary to popular belief, I have NO qualifications, recommendations, certifications of any sort (other than the license to drive a car and to live married life). I cannot tell ANYONE what to do.
OK, I’ll respond in earnest (WHAT?!?)
I once wrote someone a really moving piece, a nechamah for the difficult time she was going through. She really thanked me for it. (too personal, don’t want to disclose here).
I also once came to be menachem a father who had lost a darling daughter r”l, and said that while I cannot fathom nor feel his pain, I’m there just to share in his grief. I expanded on this a bit, I said other soothing, comforting thoughts. He appreciated it, he actually thanked me afterwards.
There’s a slight advantage over writing, where one has time to properly compose thoughts, emotions, feelings properly into coherent sentences. When talking one cannot edit, delete or rearrange.
Some people have a knack for always saying the right thing at the right time – ???? ???? ????? ??? ???? ????? ?? ???. A true happiness to be able to accomplish such a feat. No, I’m not NEAR that.
Sometimes they change their screen name, so it doesn’t follow the profile default.
That’s him, snoring
Epis: I wrote it once, I’ll write it once again. Shlomis bas Divrie also did it. She greeted people of both genders at all occasions, as Chazal tell us. “Shalom alach, Shalom alach”. Much to her undoing. She too did not see anything wrong – being friendly, cordial, social, “proper etiquette”, “gemutlach”. That was her inner flaw that brought her to no good…. Chazal suggest otherwise.
We follow Chazal who tell us not to, ??? ?????? ????? ???, and many other sayings.. ????? ???? ?”?…
So in a place where it’s the norm, it’s not flirting (I’d maybe think there can be a difference between a woman engaging and a man – maybe a woman engaging is too pritzus – like Shlomis did, again, just maybe), otherwise it should not be done.
Me? I’m outta this one. (That’s the smartest thing I ever said)
No, I couldn’t write a limerick or rhyme
as I once wrote before, way back in time
but who says we’ve lost
the jewels who were crossed
maybe just changed names – IT’S NO CRIME
“Your comments, please.” MINE? Bet your not inviting me to your survey! I don’t think you want MY comments. Wait, I’ll send them anyways. I was gonna say.. (oops, I forgot)
Ha Ha!!! Been there…
Who’d wanna drink with a sassoon anyway?
Economize!!! While you’re at it, clean for the next year too!!
Do you fly? You could fly a plane overhead with a trail…
Kidding aside, make sure it’s something that won’t come back to haunt you later.
A) Right on!
B) Oh yeah. What happens when there’s a “chilukei deyos”. Some dentists who “study the need for brushing teeth and other dental medicine and hygiene” say to do it one way, and other dentists who “study the need for brushing teeth and other dental medicine and hygiene” say to do it another way. Divrei mi shomim? Who do you follow?
C) Who is “Yeshiva”. Person place or thing? A Rebbie teaches hebrew subjects, secular department secular subjects. Some things are left to the parents. How to master a toothbrush is not beyond the capabilities of parents. I think. (did they teach me in school how to get dressed? I forgot)