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  • in reply to: Has anyone heard of a Chuffin? #1063058
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    You should be so lucky.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036288
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    I’ve met (and know) dozens. Poor popa is too busy meeting YCTniks to encounter the torahdik types. I’ve never met a YCTnik (yet they possibly exist).

    in reply to: Has anyone heard of a Chuffin? #1063056
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    Don’t waste your time on any pastry unless its a cronut.

    in reply to: Purim Kattan is greater then Purim #1138301
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    Who needs kol hapoishet yad once a year when I can buy yeshuois any day of the week?

    in reply to: Eating Cookies In Shana Rishona #1003698
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    You both need to face reality. You are not a good baker, and he is not worthy of one. At least he should be allowed to enjoy her cookies though!

    in reply to: #1003019
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    So now you’re just posting random sentences that start with the word Yichus? And recycling?

    Yichus is like drinking on Purim. Only other drunks are impressed by you.

    Yichus is like the Emperor’s new clothes. Years in the making and loudly advertised, but it doesn’t actually make a difference if you wear it or not.

    in reply to: #1003010
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    Yichus is like skydiving. Nothing but a long, fast descent.

    in reply to: #1003009
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    Yichus is like a law firm. Until you make partner, its just lachatz.

    in reply to: #1003008
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    Yichus is like Godwins Law. If you trace it long enough, eventually the path leads to Amalek.

    in reply to: #1003005
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    Yichus is like chanifa. It feels good, but you’re better off without it.

    in reply to: #1003004
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    Yichus is like the moon. Bright, but far out of reach, and you secretly suspect it is made of cheese.

    in reply to: #1002999
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    Yichus is like a gun. It doesn’t kill people, but it somehow is still very effective at ruining lives, and you need to respect the person holding it even if you could whup him mano-a-mano.

    in reply to: Life is like a #1003679
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    I’m glad you were able to extract one piece of wisdom from my comment. Carry on.

    in reply to: What did people do before measuring cups were invented? #1004160
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    The better question is, how did they know if people were fat before BMI was invented?

    in reply to: #1002986
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    Yichus is like a potato plant. The only good part of it is under the ground.

    in reply to: Ear Piercing #1002146
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    Golfer, I wrote a TIC article on that exact topic 3 years ago, baruch shekivant. If men would reject shidduchim with girls based on being too attractive we would solve both the shidduch crisis (rejecting attractive girls would reduce the pool of eligible girls by 5%-10%) and the tznius crisis (this generation of girls would do everything to mitigate their good looks, and the next generation wouldn’t have those offensive genes anymore).

    in reply to: Life is like a #1003677
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    Life is like a gun. It doesn’t kill people.

    in reply to: Sephardi and Ashkenazi couple #1002387
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    The gemara explains which parts of the child come from the father vs the mother. The diaper changing is all hers.

    in reply to: if you found out youre a goy… #1010421
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    I would start saying “sheasani kirtzoinoi” every morning. But I would probably pronounce it kirtzono.

    in reply to: Marrying for money #1002451
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    A clever aphorism doth not truth make.

    in reply to: Adar Jokes #1134388
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    We miss the Bear.

    in reply to: The last thing I would think of is Mayim Acharonim #1001731
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    The lesson I learned is that people who have beards on their hands also have violent tempers.

    in reply to: Marrying for money #1002444
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    In Mishlei it says sheker hachein vhevel hayoifi, which implies marrying for money is a good thing. About money Shlomo Hamelech says oiheiv kesef lo yisbah kesef, but hey no problem, just keep marrying more rich girls.

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    in reply to: …do I also need to… #1082356
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    Moonies daven slow.

    in reply to: Is there a tactful way to say Shadchan prefers money? #1003207
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    No, there is no tactful way to be gauche.

    in reply to: The effect of the united states invasion on Iraq. #1000864
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    I am not attacking Obama, relax. No one mentioned Obama except you. Your responses to me are full of strawman arguments. We can discuss Obama in another thread if you like. The Iraq war was a decision made by President Bush.

    As yehudayona points out, oil prices have been anything but stable for over 40 years.

    Oil prices historically were very stable up until the Yom Kippur war, and returned to stability at the end of the Iran/Iraq war. Then from around 1988 until 2003 the price of oil stayed stable and fluctuated only in the $20-$30 range. The next period of instability started with the US invasion of Iraq. It seems that oil prices have stabilized again at this point, but at 3-4x the previous threshhold (around $100 per barrel). That is a negative consequence of the Iraq invasion in my opinion.

    I said there is too much money chasing no goods and I thought you’d understand. Maybe I should have worded it as there is too much money NOT chasing goods. I thought it sounded better the first way. We definitely agree that most Americans do not think there is too much money; that was my original point. There is in fact too much money, but most Americans are not seeing it because it stayed at the top. I don’t know any way to make it clearer to you that this is the type of monetary inflation I am trying to talk about. Unless you are being deliberately defensive I would have thought you and I see eye to eye on this topic.

    I didn’t cling to the CPI; I gave you the GDP deflator. You have presented no data that indicates that inflation is a problem.

    I think this part of our disagreement is fairly ironic. If we were discussing Global Warming and someone presented data showing that we have had much colder winters recently (and less blazing summers), you would dismiss the data as not seeing the bigger picture. Well, I contend the same to you in this argument. Bringing me CPI figures to prove that no inflation is occurring is certainly missing the big picture. To tell me that you’ve “debunked” the inflationary effects of OMO buybacks and QE by showing me CPI is as laughable as me telling you I’ve “debunked” global warming by showing you NYC weather records.

    And in case anyone has the gall to say TL;DR, do you have any idea how long it takes to type all this on a phone with OA? 🙂

    in reply to: The effect of the united states invasion on Iraq. #1000858
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    Can you also give links to the DJIA time series? How about to the time series showing the combined wealth of America’s wealthiest families? Those are all easy to find too. So I’m not sure why you are clinging to CPI after I made it clear I have no argument there. CPI would only increase if every average person has more money to spend, and the printed money never made it to the average person. There is too much money chasing NO goods.

    in reply to: The effect of the united states invasion on Iraq. #1000853
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    Charliehall,

    No one is denying that by CPI standards there has been no unusual inflation. However, no one is admitting that CPI is an effective way to measure inflation. Im not going to bother listing criticisms of CPI as a measure of inflation because you can find them easily yourself. But its not in the slightest bit relevant to the point I made here.

    The inflation has been caused by endless printing of new money and open market operations. When that didnt accomplish its goal, they moved on to printing money and quantitative easing. All of that money ended up in the hands of those who needed it the least, and no trickle down has occurred to date. Nor will it ever. So no surprise that the basket of goods hasnt increased by a shocking amount, since the new money was not distributed into the hands of those who would use it to compete for goods. The rich (corporations) got richer while the average person stayed the same. This is not your 1970s style inflation although it seemed like it at first.

    The inflation has occurred in the stock markets and in the treasuries of companies with large investable assets. All that extra printed money is sitting in “surplus” accounts and is not being spent. It is propping up company valuations and share prices. What remains to be seen is what will happen after they pulled the plug on QE. Maybe it will even register on your sacred CPI at some point.

    in reply to: Does your wife read YWN? (and a confession) #1197997
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    I just checked and the day you signed up was actually 20 days after daf yomi was up to the bench story.

    in reply to: Yeshivish Modern Fellow's Ways #1000366
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    It means that during davening, instead of reading a Reb Elchonon they are reading Traditions.

    in reply to: The effect of the united states invasion on Iraq. #1000848
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    Dont forget these effects

    1. Immediate and permanent increase to oil prices (from a stable $30 per barrel)

    2. Wild amounts of debt to fund the invasion

    3. Rampant inflation due to printing money to fund the debt

    4. Cheap money enables short term incentive induced sub prime lending

    5. Near total collapse of US economy less than 6 years later.

    in reply to: Why did kimchis have seven sons who were kohen gadol #1001618
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    in reply to: Why are people against socialism? #998759
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    Only one person has to be a dictator for it to work on a large scale. But everyone without exception has to be a socialist for it to work on a large scale.

    That doesnt explain why either is derogatory. It just exaplins why only one statement is correct.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036257
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    oomis,

    I thought it was clear that I was referring to the collective opinion, aka popular opinion. Not my opinion, not yours. The elite is defined by who or what “the people” are striving to get. In todays age it is learners (boys) and supporters (girls). People who disagree are simply people who were outvoted. I didnt vote for Obama, but he is still the president in this reality. I don’t know any way to make this more clear to you.

    in reply to: Shidduchim – NASI's escrow program has run its course #998140
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    The medicine analogy explains why they shouldn’t be doing what they do.

    in reply to: Shidduchim – NASI's escrow program has run its course #998137
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    NASI thinks that they are helping girls but they don’t even know what kind of help is needed. They are like a medicine man who gives out fungicide to treat cancer. For a lot of money. About NASI I do shudder.

    in reply to: Shidduchim – NASI's escrow program has run its course #998135
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    Those aren’t even called results by government standards.

    in reply to: The joys of ketchup! #998196
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    Ketchup chicken are slightly smaller than cornish hen and raised exclusively in the farm town of Ketchuptown, South Carolina. The chickens frequently can be seen swimming in the waters of Myrtle Beach, which is where they get their unique flavor.

    in reply to: School dilemma #998004
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    so public school?

    in reply to: Sewage smell #998206
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    WIY just returned from his first ever vacation out of New Yawk, and after breathing fresh air for a few days for the first time in his life, landed home on Planet Brooklyn.

    in reply to: Scientology #998016
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    It’s a Ponzi scheme.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036240
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    oomis, do not deign to tell me what mindset I grew up with as you could not be more wrong. You are not older than every person in the CR, I’ll remind you. Shidduchim are obviously an emotional issue for the majority of people, so I’ll look past the personal thrust of your responses to me. As I said above, I am being as objective as possible, reporting from a fly on the wall perspective here. I have not endorsed the way things are. Are my observations incorrect? Or is it simply that you wish they were incorrect?

    in reply to: Shidduchim – NASI's escrow program has run its course #998121
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    I wouldnt know about that (in case you were trying to ask sneakily whether Im looking to get married). I honestly have no horse in this race from any viewpoint.

    The age gap is bunk. I understand that you dont automatically agree with me when I say that your demographic equation is too simplistic to even discuss, but that just points to your lack of expertise in demographic studies. No offense intended.

    in reply to: Shidduchim – NASI's escrow program has run its course #998119
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    DaasYochid

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    Squeak, other than cynicism, I don’t think you’ve shared with us your take on the cause or definition of the “shidduch crisis”.

    DaasYochid- I must thank you for mentioning that. I had not realized that the last time I shared my view was so long ago that by now it is no longer remembered. I don’t want to be thought of as nothing but a critic, so thank you for reminding me that I needed to restate them.

    in reply to: Shidduch Crisis Problems & Solution #999113
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    Mazal- the gedolim are not telling boys to marry younger. That is just NASI. If they make it seem like gedolim are the ones who think boys should marry younger then they are using a very liberal creative license (to put it mildly).

    The age gap theory is wrong. No reputable (or unreputable) statistician stands behind it and it makes little sense as an explanation of the recent explosion of the crisis or the proportions. NASI is irresponsible and dangerous for misleading and manipulating frum families into acting against their own best interests.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036234
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    DY both excellent points, and I agree with you. Your second point probably explains your first, and why such girls chase “elites” even if they arent really looking for that. That is precisely what I believe is the cause of the current shidduch crisis. It may be a bitter pill to swallow compared to other explanations that characterize everyone as blameless victims, but unfortunately we are all to blame for the crisis.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036230
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    DY- exactly correct, but let me state both halves (you mentioned one half) . My assumption is that many girls are out there would be well suited to a learner earner as its called, but most of them nevertheless try to get shidduchim with full time learners. Similarly, there are many boys out there who would be suitable for such a girl, but most of those boys (our OP included) see it as settling so they go after the type of girl who doesnt want them.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036222
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    oomis, I dont mean to be offensive but your retorts sound like a kid complaining about how unfair and cliquey of her classmates are. Whether its subjective or objective, right or wrong, fair or no, it is the way it is. The cool kids are the cool kids, and the elites are elite. Accept it or find a way to fix it.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036217
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    oomis

    Best Bubby EVER

    Hence my comment to go after working girls”

    See, I KNEW you did not realize how you sounded, and it was not intentional on your part. You referred to working girls as “setting your sights LOWER” (my emphasis)and that was an extremely disrespectful thing to say about “working” girls, who as I pointed out ARE in fact the ones that these Kollel boys are marrying anyway, no?

    Oh I realized and then some. My comment was meant to be cynically referring to non-kollel girls as working girls in the most pejorative sense possible, which is how some kollel types have actually referred to such girls in my presence.

    Just because the Elites look down on such girls does not mean that the OP should. But he does. If he considers it setting his sights lower, as I believe he does right now, I suggest he consider them anyway. Because fighting the system isn’t going to get him what he wants.

    in reply to: Working Guys #1036216
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    Squeak, the problem lies right in your comment. When you call a kollel boy elite and a working boy non-elite. I can show you plenty of working young men who accomplish more by being kovea itim than many, many boys sitting in kollel. Sitting in kollel DOES NOT MAKE ONE ELITE!!

    You are fighting the system. That is the problem. Kollel is elite in frum society whether you like it or not. Personally, I agree with you that a man with both Torah and a worthwhile job should be regarded as equal to or better than a boy with only Torah. But you and I have been outvoted.

    Change the system or adapt to it. But your current view is only going to hurt you.

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