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Yes I noticed that also
Yes I noticed that also
ZeesKite that was really funny! They obviously don’t want to tangle with the wifi wires in case they become entangled, but I think that flossing with them may prevent bluetooth!
Goq please choose topics that are applicable to all posters. Half of the posters here seem to be still growing their teeth while some must be on their “3rd set of teeth” by now so don’t need floss! (It has advantages…. They can whistle a tune while brushing their teeth!)
??? ???? ?? ?? ???? is on my ????? list. I daven for him 3 times a day. But why especially now at noon does he need us? Can you update us on his condition?
Lets here your conspiracy theory on why the cr is down so much. here’s mine
It has to do with what we said last nite on ????? ??? :
???? ??? ????
????? ??? ????
blessed are you in the CITI
& blessed are you in the FIELD
My LOR brought a Psak from one of the gedolim of the previous generation that although you may not wear the coat, you may take it home to ensure that the other guy makes the effort to find you once he realizes his mistake
@BreindyFeldman99: shtickyguy: chulent park???
It’s a park in the middle of the Frum neighborhood of Antwerp where lots of guys go after shabbos lunch to walk off the meal… hence the name! EVERYONE calls it the chulent park.
I defer to zeezkite’s judgement. Seems to be both an open and a closed case.
The OP seems to be assuming that…
To me it sounds like the op is trying to make trouble and the mods are having a slow day! What exactly is the point of this thread and why has it not yet been taken out?
Even if you got invited and decided not to go, I think someone should speak to the baal simcha and let them know that they erred in not inviting you.
Maybe a subtle hint like buy him as a gift the book ‘The Diary Of A Nobody’
Goq I feel so bad at how you were (are) treated!
i guess my
intuition was on the mark.
Goq I felt for you last year as I feel for you this year. I know both male and female older singles who have told me similar stories. It is absolutely outrageous and lacks any mode of decency or basic middos. I guess that just cause this guy is IN tuition, it does not mean he HAS intuition! We though must work on our ????? too to be ?? ??? ???? even if we cannot see an obvious reason why you were left out.
The truth is he is 102
Your comment is outrageous! What exactly do you mean by that? Anyways someone who values life as he does and utilizes every second possible for torah, learning more in a day than I do on a week, deserves all our tefillos!
Who wants to live to 103? Someone who is 102!!!!!
Doesnt TAG stand for The wolf, Always runs with scissors, & Gefen?
Syag and 95 thats fair enough. I wasnt sure from which angle you were coming. So when 95 said he’s not modding any more asifa posts what he really means is he’s not modding any more rabbanim-bashing posts.
The asifa topic is no different to any other so called contentious topic that posters should feel free to debate and put forward their views but then ultimately follow their rav, only that this topic goes against the essence of YWN. Is this why you dont want to allow any more posts thru? If the post is clean then post it. What do you care? This is a major story and I would expect any reputable site to carry it for a while yet
Perhaps he thinks bold type brings more color to the cr? Anyways, I didnt think moskidoodle was of the bold type. I thought he was more of the meek type.
yitayningwut: believe me, this is no she’eila
If this is your only reason for not having a filter then for one off or temporary projects like these you can always go to public access computers or a computer you know is unfiltered someplace. This is much safer than leaving your computer always unfiltered just in case you need to research a topic like this. That’s like saying I wont put a child gate by my stairs even though I have a small baby crawling around just in case one day my grandmother comes to stay and she finds it difficult to open the gate.
Annoying Scientific Laws?
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone or doorbell rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Auditorium
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet & who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors’ Law
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But if you don’t make an appointment, you’ll stay sick.
Gefen: you played a game from Israel and expected it to have rules???
Mod 42 Maybe change Zeeskite’s subtitle to OMG: On Mommy’s Guidance!
Goq and moski – lol. Well, there are always two jokers in every pack…
Oh my galoshes
They give me chaloshes
Though they keep dry my socks
They look much worse than crocs
Can anyone invent
A different patent
Where you dont get wet thru
But look more like a shoe!
I look like an alien
Or maybe a Romanian
They are so not cool
I do feel a big fool
So if you want my advice
I’ll be clear and concise
When I walk down the street
I’d much rather have wet feet!!!
Are not the deepest thoughts of the day those that go thru the mind of a deep sea diver?
Anyways, here’s one of my favorites… If we were only allowed to use tomorrow the things that we thanked Hashem for today, how differently would our tefillos be!
A new location with an aditional 22,000 seats? (Maybe put the ????? in there). This is so unfair to the poor enterprising dude who put 2 tickets at Citi Field up for sale on ebay…
Do trolls have feelings too?
Sure they do. They have… (sing along)… “cause whatatrollami have hippotrollamus feelings, too”
Hey look what you set off, chana!
Thank you oh colorful moski. What I really wanna know is what did Oscar do to get his?
The best place to visit in Antwerp is the Chulent Park. If you’ve been there over Shabbos you’ll know what I mean
Bump!
Fantastic idea zk to bump empty threads. Lol. Does it make it any less bumpy? I mean imagine if twenty people now go and bump an empty or new thread. Where would that leave the coffee room? Anyway if you bump into something empty then it moves whereas something full and heavy should not move. So why here whether you bump an empty thread or a full thread do they both end up at the top of the pile? Ask Mommy.
Bumpedybumpedybump.
This has to be the ultimate home-toy invention… a use-at-home bubble-wrap-producing machine! Imagine being able to produce your own sheets or rolls of bubble wrap whenever you feel the urge. You could pop away to your heart’s content! Ooooh if only! I know you can visit virtual bubble wrap sites where you pop away on your computer screen, but you cant beat the real thing!
akuperma nice to see you here again. Head covering on a woman does not mean that she is married. It only means that she was once married but she may not be any more, whereas engagement and wedding rings mean she is currently married.
Is it okay to daven with a fast minyan
I used to daven with a fast manyan at every taanis…! But a quick minyan thats something completely different.
Ain tefilla ellah avodah shibalev say chazal which means that its not the words of davening which are the most important rather the service of the heart, meaning that of course words of davening are full of kedusha but they are the tool to bring us to thinking of their meaning in order to come to the ultimate goal which is thinking about the greatness and kindness of Hashem. We owe so much to him. Lets not rush our davening but think about what we are saying and this leads us to ahavas hashem which in turn changes our perspective on life completely!
Chana funny! Great contribution as always. Yes, you might have become the ex-expat, and your wandering days could have come to an end had the lightening found the rod more attractive. But then it came to you like a bolt from the blue to put that rod away. What an electrifying story. A streak of natural power. You should have posted it on the gored by a bull thread. And lighter you would have become. Thats why people hit by lightening are often found up a nearby tree…
syag and goq: el oh el to both of you shticksters!
Health, computer, yitay etc: I think you should pick up one of my YWN GPSs. You have lost the direction of this light hearted thread. Start a new halacha thread please and keep the easy reading threads easy reading!
Ronkonkoma!
Actually this gives me an idea. I’m gonna start a new thread of weird place names. That should be fun!
Moishe yes sorry i missed that in her list. Please dont put a line thru my post!
42: lol yet again! Yes maybe many of us should be recalculating our derech more often…
Syag: maybe also leave the mugs and pens by the internet asifa and see at which venue more goes…
Goq: thanx a lot for the feedback! Glad to give you a laugh anytime! I assume you are refering to my comment on
Thanks wagoneer. So how many serials will you take at the offer price? I prefer the YWN GPS myself and would make it mandatory for all posters if it was up to me. Some threads are real confusing to follow!
And I have a new item on my list of merchandise. It is YWN birthday candles! They are FREE to anyone who buys any of the my above items before the end of lag baomer – but the catch is… you must tell me how many candles you need… ahem!
Nothing? Nobody is interested in any of my ywn merchandise? It must be too expensive. Ok I will reduce everything by 20% for the next 24 hours only! Strictly no credit and no charity checks allowed.