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Diet Root Beer. I’m serious.
I am not asking for a subtitle, so if you give me one it has to say I didn’t ask.
Bookworm120
No. If there will be a time machine in the future, the people of the future have contacted present and past persons and we would know.
It is sometimes necessary to talk to the opposite gender. For example, if there’s a female cashier who asks me if something is a return or an exchange, not that I make a habit of shopping or returning.
A Jewish woman is either a woman who is Jewish or a Jew who is female. Even if, as you claim, women have no real role in Judaism, they are still Jewish women. And about your long-ago car analogy: Anyone can make a car if they know how. It’s a learned skill. If a non-Jewish woman has proper training, can she give birth to a Jew?
He may be going through personal troubles, but his music’s great!
The plant is a good plant. You can make strong ropes out of it. Smoking it is bad, but it’s bad to smoke anything.
True choice would be to let the child be born and have him/her decide at 18 whether or not to continue living.
Jewish women are definitely Jewish, even if the definition of “Jewish woman” is a women who can give birth to a Jew.
Cats are mammals. Their brains are complex enough that they likely feel pain far more than bugs do.
YW Moderator-42:
Voldemort, Voldemort, VOLDEMORT!
It’s very nice to talk about eating at houses with teenage daughters, but I don’t know any houses that married and had children, so I don’t know any houses with teenage daughters.
It is not proper to wear only blue shirts either. One should always look for the lowest priced shirts so as to be able to give more tzedaka, so if grey, yellow, orange, pink, green, or any other color costs less, that’s the right color.
Of course not. Children may resemble people, but they have no right to privacy. In fact, they should get dressed in the hallways.
It is all right for a heron to eat, however, it should eat only in private and not with you watching. Therefore you may resscue the duckling to spare yourself the scene.
It’s great that Obama is president. The bad news is that it’s Barack Obama when his daughters would do a better job.
Nobody holds it’s always assur to listen to sefirah music. Maybe in sefirah.
What’s not clear is why one would choose to own both male and female cats when it could cause a kitten problem.
although gemara taainis says it is dangerous since food might go down the food pipe
say what?
Porky-pine
hedge-hog
pig-tree/bush
tree/bush-pig
I’m not asking for a subtitle…
There is a different animal named possum, but opossums are also called possums in the hope that they’ll believe it and move to Australia.
You thought you weren’t here to be tested. Now you know better.
Rule#1: There is an exception to every rule, including this one.
You want a boy who will ask you to marry him.
People post about blonde guys when all blondes are female.
Blonds are male.
Trolls have rights. Instead of deleting their work, reserve the right to publish it as your own book–and do. Deleting their work entirely is a waste.
People in chinuch don’t care.
This statement is false.
Sponsor a shmiras halashon hotline or donate to a tzedaka auction.
A genius is someone who is me.
This is a place for winners to give.
Be a friend but don’t mention lifestyles.
Actually, when a person needed a brain transplant once,
Good ones often do.
The world was a better place when Blackberry, Apple, and Pomegranate were just fruit!”
A mouse was just something cute and evil, a button closed your shirt, et cetera.
Be proud, not ashamed.
It’s bad middos to spy on people and say they’re doing something wrong. Hypocrisy.
To be fair, nobody knows if they’ll like it until they read it. I took a chance. . .
v chirp
Strangers who punch me in the nose because they think I’m someone else who looks nothing like me. If, once they realize I’m not him, I ask why they hit me, they tell me it’s not my business why they want to hit him. jk
Who cares?
Why shudder?
Crime? Love it. Isn’t it fun when you walk down the street with a wallet in your pocket and someone grabs it and you never get it back? Criminals save us from the evils of riches!
Lime or limes?
Clutter enriches our poverty.
I like dimes. They fit into glass bottles.
Wihmen is the correct pronunciation of the plural of woman, spelled women.
Is it permitted to play Bananagrams on Shabbos?
A man had a pet snake named Nate. He and Nate were best friends. One day Nate got kidnapped by evil people. The man found him in a tunnel, but someone had cut his brakes, and Nate was on the left, and on the right was a lever that would release chemicals that could destroy all mammalian life on earth, including humans. He drove to the left because he decided it was better Nate than lever.
There are only two or three possible truth values–True and False, and according to some, possible. What I said is true. If the person I was addressing would create that number of threads, everything would crash and none would be read. One octillion and three threads might be read.