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They’re just voices? What are their names?
👑RebYidd23Participant“It” does not imply no gender. “It” means something that has no thoughts of its own.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, what you should do is carry a sign that says “Good shabbos” on it. Then it’s clear that you’re saying good shabbos to the world, not flirting.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo it at home. Not real matzah, chametz matzah.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantFkelly and apushayayid, you’re just lying, while what DikDukDuck posted was true until it was posted.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThere is definitely right and wrong. Right is me. Wrong is anything else.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAmericans who are not allergic to peanut butter suffer severe symptoms of peanut butter deficiency after three months without it.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow would we know?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWell, you know 3 years ago squeak claimed to be Joseph, right?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantEveryone needs to have a job to live. It’s not a bad thing.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYou could be a poster hanging on the wall.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo it doesn’t! Even a Worker learns a little.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut what abut the ladies?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut normal people get bored too.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIf I wouldn’t post, I wouldn’t be posting.
April 1, 2014 12:55 am at 12:55 am in reply to: Bring back the Divrei Torah Sticky Thread!!!! #1010288👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s still there. http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/moderation-memos-posting-tips-and-important-links is a sticky.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThat’s right!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAn earner/learner works and learns. A learner-earner learns and works.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThat’s why I asked. I need to know the answer in advance.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantWell, you can post with a smartphone, to be fair.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantRead the labels and call the company.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOkay, so kosher l’pesach non-homemade next year, okay?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo. They occur after marriage, but the marriage does not qualify as the beginning of the divorce, as it is awkward to speak of a subject as the beginning of its own end.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantA poem should ideally be short,
Never write more than a quart.
Also, it’s a waste of time
to stick words in just ’cause they rhyme.
(see above)
👑RebYidd23ParticipantSome rental agreements benefit the non-renter, who would have rented it if the landlord hadn’t made a deal with the current tenant.
👑RebYidd23Participant“Smartphone” means the phone is supposed to be smarter than its owner.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’ve been forgetting things since I was six years old.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantActually, Dr. Watson is smarter than Holmes in many ways. He notices things that are obvious when Holmes can only see what others don’t. In that joke about the stolen tent, Watson would be the one to notice the tent was missing.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s okay not to rhyme when you write each line
Only if you aren’t trying to rhyme.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantModern is doing things that couldn’t possibly have been done in the past.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantExactly. But people think of Holmes as the smart one. It’s just not fair!
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut if he would have been chicken, he wouldn’t have been able to stay on the same side of the road as the duck.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBirds don’t eat quinoa. They will eat almost any other grain, but not quinoa.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantIt’s just mean to try to make someone lose his job.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantMaybe the mods let it through because it’s a dead link.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantOne week can be a long time.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut American corn is newish. And quinoa is weird because birds don’t eat it.
March 26, 2014 10:43 pm at 10:43 pm in reply to: Can anyone help? Dont Judge a Book by its Cover… #1009596👑RebYidd23Participantbottles
👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo, the mods would know who we were and we wouldn’t.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantThank you for cluttering, though it looks less like my backyard now.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantQuinoa, which, though spelled the way it is in the dictionary should be spelled differently, is very bitter unless it is washed. This means you have to wash it, which is also a protection against chametz.
March 26, 2014 2:01 am at 2:01 am in reply to: A bit bothered by some advertisements in frum publications #1009271👑RebYidd23ParticipantHere’s what’s sick: An ad used a picture of two swans to symbolize marriage but they were the same swan!
March 26, 2014 1:57 am at 1:57 am in reply to: To the citizens of the former US of A (humor) #1143495👑RebYidd23ParticipantIff itt woulhd bee moore efficiennt too aadd lletters, woulhdnn’tt yoou do itt moore?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantHow about cleaning for the next century?
👑RebYidd23ParticipantBut then we’ll forget who we are.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantAsk her if she’s a feminist.
“Should I propose to you or are you a feminist? If you are you should.”
👑RebYidd23ParticipantShe is probably allowed to listen to women singing. Sorry, no recommendations.
March 25, 2014 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm in reply to: Cr Politics….Why can't we all just have Ahavat Yisroel???? #1011527👑RebYidd23ParticipantPeople like to feel superior.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantI don’t brush my teeth. It’s too risky. Someone could replace the toothpaste with something else as a prank, or they could use my toothbrush to wash the floor and then put it back.
👑RebYidd23ParticipantYour subtitle is “member”. I assumed that it meant you’re a member.
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