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I used to say wanted to go back and find out who was the Shabbos Ima when I was Shabbos Abba, and marry her.
If everyone would marry people from their preschool class, it would solve the age gap problem.
Aishes:
Why is that a nice story? All I see are domineering parents and kid with no spine.
Cshapiro:
What is your agenda here? You act as if I once insulted you.
Just spit it out already.
And here are some heterophones:
computer- telphone
car- quickly
vicarious- generic
table- incomplete
composting- incandescent
postsem:
I don’t know why he became flustered. I do what “they” tell me to do if it trust “them”. People who I trust told me to open the door for the girl when I started dating.
Now, it happens that it also makes sense to me, but I would listen to people I trusted even if I didn’t understand it, especially if there was no harm in it.
Charlie: I know, we discussed it about a month ago.
Avodas Hashem- Not judge-able.
Shidduch prospects- sounds like a frummed out MO guy back from OJ.
I met my best friend when I was three, so there is no reason you can’t meet your spouse at that age.
Also, Rivka got married when she was three.
How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, Rahm Emmanuel was asked at his residence hearing whether he had ever been a member of the communist party.
Speaking of giving blood, I was giving blood to bikur cholim last year, and they had these pill shaped stress balls for you to squeeze.
Some of the first people had convinced them to give them the stress “pill”. But they had stopped giving them after a few hours.
I decided I was getting a “pill”. I went and I got one. It took every bit of haggling and negotiating and begging, but I got one.
I threw it out; what would I do with it anyway?
People learn from their parents how to have a relationship. If they never see any warmth, they will not know how to do it themselves.
If you can’t make it on a barbecue or in a deep fryer, it’s not worth making.
Very cute. Now change it.
america:
Can you please change your screenname? There is something odd and wrong about predicting the downfall of the country we live in and owe a lot to.
I don’t think it is laziness. It is a style.
They do it to look like the others.
Frum guys (who seem way to choosy)
Is that really how it works? You make it seem as if most dating experiences end with the boy saying no for some odd reason, and moving on to the next one.
I have never heard such a claim that boys say no more often than girls. Is it true?
Msseeker: You really are a bigot. It is unbelievable. All are chassidim like this or only the rebels who hang out online.
I agree with Benaishek.
Blaming it on the distant past is an easy out so we don’t need to think it has anything to do with us.
TMB: That is quite right.
TMB:
The only attacks on the chassidish system were it’s results and only in response to a suggestion that we adopt it- not the motivations. Therein lies the difference.
What was beyond the pale of discussion were the attacks on the motivation behind our system, which has been endorsed by our gedolim.
Your postscript is precisely my point. I will not repeat the criticisms of the vilna gaon, nor the criticisms the rishonim made of the Rambam.
You should have a little respect also.
Msseeker and smartcookie:
What you are doing is very wrong. This goes beyond debating the efficacy of different customs. Your attacks on our way of life are condescending at best.
There are many things I could criticize about your way of life, and many of them would be straight from the words of the gedolei acharonim.
Yet, our worlds seem to have called a truce, and we have decided to respect each other’s avodas hashem. It behooves you to keep the peace.
I don’t know what you mean by “extreme”.
Maybe you can elaborate.
How is dating extreme?
It is practiced differently in different circles, but in yeshivish circles, they generally go on about 8 dates before getting engaged. What is so extreme?
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Yes, this story is too violent for my taste. Nonviolently killed meat tastes much better.
The best response to this idea, was posted several months ago, and is too long to repost. It was in response to the suggestion that the guys date at 18.
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/musical-chairs-and-shidduchim/page/2#post-143134
Mod 80: can we please demorbidify the play?
Ida: A man is killed and you call it play? (looks, then shrieks) It’s moving! Julius, quick, stab it again!
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Anyone with normal brains, will feel some emotional connection to their chosson/Kallah, even if they only have 2 Bashows.
I don’t believe that. We may have different definitions on what an emotional connection is.
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Peanut Butter and Sacrilege
Another cannibalism thread!
Popa: Pulls out knife (and fork?)…
ronsr: That is a good idea. On that note, you can probably negotiate with the fire insurance company for them to pay you to not burn it down.
Then, you can burn it down anyway. You get money, the owner gets money, the forensics people get business, the defense lawyers get business, the prosecutor gets airtime, everyone is happy.
Should we really let the insurance company’s selfish interest get in the way of so many people’s happiness?
You could call the fire department and warn them not to go inside because there is a fire.
Wolf: I don’t really think you should burn it down. But neither do I think you should let yourself feel guilty for doing the right thing.
Mrs. Gelberger shows her bloodstained sheitel to the incredulous doctor.
Doctor: I fix people, not sheitels!
Agreed.
And while I can’t say I had it that thought out when I posted, I was intending that if we are willing to impose policies on people in the name of solving the crisis, we may as well just kill a few and solve it that way.
We may disagree on which were the stupid posts.
The maturity gap? Well, we could teach girls to be immature.
I was actually working on my own immaturity earlier, but mod 29 didn’t like it.
They shoot at him and also miss?
I thought I had a really good idea, but I can’t remember it right now.
Why, who are you stealing from?
The owner will be reimbursed, and the insurance company was contemplating this exact risk when they wrote the policy.
Dun & Bradstreet.
I never went there on a date, and apparently I was correct not to.
really inexcusable bad taste
I wouldn’t know what it tastes like. You seem to have experience though- enlighten us.
Of course the divorce papers have facebook on them. That is how people communicate today.
50 years ago they had telephone on them, before that they had pony express, and before that they had juliet on the balcony.
You can’t revive the dead; beginning again is not going to raise make the sheitel clean again.