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Wolf- you are right i was joking
On Shabbos i don’t use the excuse of shabbos to binge. I can’t measure and weigh my food (obviously) but i try to do it generally. And yes, I would have dessert (but no shabbos party!). Good for you, you don’t go off.
Our shabbos minhagim are:
Before eating something fattening we say “Shabbos calories don’t count!”
Before saying something “chol” we say, “I know we can’t plan or talk business on shabbos but….”
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upper middle
try a shampoo and conditioner called Main N Tail
Thats actually “Mane” ‘n Tail. I think they use it on animals too (as you can tell from the name) It sounds gross but it worked on Agent! (im a witness!)
Shticky- i believe its the first one you wrote. I remember it was produced by “Toravision” and when i googled it it mentioned it. Good luck and enjoy its worth it!
If I squeeze my son, I get an “ooof” out of him. I guess I have to avoid that on Shabbos.
sqeezing wolf junior? “oof” is too docile, I would expect a howl:)
Im a little preoccupied but I must stop to wish you hatzlocha in everything. Hope you pop in once in a blue moon (or at least by an eclipse!). You were a very entertaining and sincere poster. We will all miss you.
“that makes everyone say GS to you!”
Why would they wish me “general schmooze”? 🙂
Just for the record, I usually greet all females (and usually get a response back too) and only if a man greets me ill greet back.
I’d say good shabbos to either gender, if they’re CR members
being that you don’t know if they are or not, i guess your stuck greeting everyone…
The next time a man says good shabbos in BP to me ur cover will be blown
You can’t blame ppl for not shoveling on shabbos, im not a posek but i imagine that not everyone will permit it. (im sure mine doesn’t)
But whatever the case, ppl should definitely take precautions and shovel PRIOR to shabbos and salt.
If it snows ON shabbos usually that day its not slippery. Its at least the day after- which is SUNDAY, which hopefully ppl will shovel. But if you are talking about old snow that should be taken care of before.
You continue doing whats right, just because they are not courtious that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be. Maybe after awhile they might get the hint but untill then don’t stop!
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please dont say aleichem shalom:)
Don’t worry shticky- i think its something i had tried posting in the joke thread once, but the mods didn’t approve…
“tie you to a tree” tactic
Ha! Am i the only one that gets that?
Mother in Israel- anyway all 3 of us can play together:)
TheGoq- of course its stragety also but the dice sometimes is the winning factor for example if you have four pieces left on the board on the sixth row and your opponent has one piece on the first row and its your turn and you get a DOUBLE SIX….You win!!!! Now that was clearly the dice but of course i know if you were playing right you would have made sure you wouldn’t have four pieces left on a hard row to get rid of. I should have a game with you sometime:)
deiyzooger- a female?
absolutely! Rich in middos and Yiras shamayim is on my list
chazak- good one!
I once knew a girl so stupid that…..
**She called me to get my phone number
**She spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate’
**She put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind
**She tried to put M&M’s in alphibetical order
**She sent me a fax with a postage stamp on it
**She tried to drown a fish
**She thought a quarterback was a refund
**She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
**She tripped over a cordless phone
**She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
**She asked for a price check at the ‘Dollar Store’
**She studied for a blood test
**She thought ‘Meow Mix’ was a CD for cats
**When she heard 90% of crimes occur at home, she moved
**When she took someone to the airport, she saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’, and she turned around to go home.
**When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus, TWICE!!
Hey i like backgammon too! Its really the luck of the dice but its fun to play. I didn’t know it was so popular.
mother in israel- *clap clap*
kapuata- not sure is it the song “in the kings palace”?
badhair and feif- good job!
“so many tears so much sorrow”
“A little boy grew up with dreams of flying through the sky”
“in our minds we thought that we could always endure”- this ones easy
“Chased by their masters a nation gripped with fear”
So what do you plan on doing when you reach your 150th birthday?
Amen to that!
I’ll worry about it then, but seriously, does anyone know a source?
I try to get an aliya the day of my birthday. That, and I start the kapitl of Tehilim of the next arriving year
i heard of that- i always wanted to know a source although it doesn’t hurt to say tehillim daily but some kapitlach are quite long. Does anyone know a source or is it made up?