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CAN’T MAKE IT UP: Trump’s “Major Announcement” Is the Launch of Tradable Trump Cards


We’ve long had mitzvah cards, gedolim cards, and lihavdil, baseball cards. Now, we have Trump cards.

Former President Donald Trump on Wednesday posted that he would be making a “major announcement” on Thursday, but didn’t provide any details about what the announcement might be. Speculation ran rampant, with almost everyone assuming it was something of great import, like the formation of a new political party.

On Thursday, Trump made his big reveal: it’s nothing more than tradable NFT Trump cards.

“MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: My official Donald Trump Digital Trading Card collection is here!” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “These limited edition cards feature amazing ART of my Life & Career! Collect all of your favorite Trump Digital Trading Cards, very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting. Go to collecttrumpcards.com/ & GET YOUR CARDS NOW! Only $99 each! Would make a great Christmas gift. Don’t wait. They will be gone, I believe, very quickly!”

(YWN World Headquarters – NYC)



24 Responses

  1. What a disgraceful grifter this lowlife is. I hope all you who support him are thoroughly embarrassed, you should have been long ago.
    Can you imagine Ronald Reagan, an authentic president and patriot, ever even thinking of doing something so shabby?

  2. He sure had YWN in suspense. Jokes on YWN and all other goyish news sites that were chalashing for some Trump news. Sure knows how to get you guys! I am not saying that he is not losing it….

  3. Hey RT, this “disgraceful grifter and lowlife” is a multi Billionaire, elected president of USA, and hundreds of times more smarter and successful than you will ever be. NO, I am not embarrassed of him, he will now make even more money while you sit in the BMG coffee room half the day hocking your deiyos

  4. rt
    What a shameful and lowlife comment!
    Is it true that Trump has lost his mind yes!! Everyone knows that. But at one point, he was a great president and friend of the Jews. I proudly voted for him. I wouldn’t vote for him now, but I don’t regret it.

    You on the other hand, hate him so much you allow the hatred to blind you. Because he now has lost his min, you are using this as an example to shmear everyone who voted for him in the past?
    How disgraceful.

  5. Just bought the whole set. Wonderful cards! I encourage everyone to go out and do the same. Support our 45th (46th) and 47th!

  6. The press is fuming. They know that this will be a winner for him. What an advertisement! Must be a “Yiddishe Kup” advised him!

  7. To counter this clever publicity stunt, I think Mr Biden should volunteer to be the poster child for the Alzheimers Society. Once we have finished granting rights to all the LBTGHIJKLMNOP+/- people we must not forget the old senile Americans

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