If you were a newspaper editor, and needed a headline for Wednesday morning (following election day), what would you use?
Kindly post your headlines in the comment section.
Examples
1) “McCain beats Obama in stunning upset”
2) “Many Dems admitted to emergency rooms”
3) “NY Times newsroom’s windows sealed for fear of jumpers”
4) “San Francisco declares a fast day”
5) “Bill introduced in Congress for free therapy to all blacks”
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“GOP victory sends Dems to Canada, only to discover Harper a kindred spirit to McCain!”
Palin planning pleasant Pro-Tempore Presidency; pains Pelosi
“Thousands unpack their bags, plane tickets cancelled…America is safe!!”
“Supreme Court investigates constitutionality of withholding therapy for needy whites”
“Jesus Returns, with haircut”
OBAMA WINS 49 STATES – MCCAIN CARRIES ALASKA
obama offers Russian Ambassadorship to Gov. Palin
Hillary lashes out at Obama “HAD I BEEN THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE, THE DEMS WOULD HAVE WON!!”
“Location Change for Nichum Aveilim; Minyan needed. Please contact misaskim in Honolulu”
“Americans to socailism: not just yet”
“Dewey doesn’t beat Truman! (And neither does Obama beat McCain!)
מה רבו מעשיך השם
“McCain Wins, Kol Korei Issued on Newspaper Photos. ADBE Stock Soars”
“Yeshu’as Hashem k’heref ayin.”
moose hunters in wasilla, alaska fire “victory shots’ in the air.
FINALLY IT’S OVER – PALIN WAS DRAG ON TICKET
PALIN DAUGHTER NOW CANCELS NUPS – TO BE UNWED MOTHER
OBAMA LANDSLIDE
NAMES PALIN SEC OF INTERIOR
MCCAIN TO HEAD DEFENSE DEPT
LIEBERMAN NAMED SEC OF STATE
MCCAIN DEFEATED – PALIN ANNOUNCES 2012 BID FOR PRES.
RECORD VOTE REPUDIATES REPUBLICANS – BUSH ACCEPTS BLAME
“It’s not the ‘White’ House anymore!”
Elections cancelled last minute due to arrival of the real Moshiach.
VEHOYOH HASHEM LEMELECH AL KOL HO’ORETZ
Main Headline: “RECOUNT DEMANDED”
Sub-title: “Obama with Rev. wright at his side declares racism and demands a full recount and instant coronation”
Bush elects Obama in Landslide!
A Truly Historical Election.. First Woman Vice President!
arab in west bank ditribute sweets upon hearing of an obama victory
“Obama wins!- U.S. to join EU”
HASHEM PLEASE HELP US!! (and not as a headline… I’m just saying!)
OBAMA WINS! ARE WE READY TO “CHANGE” THIS COUNTRY TO MUSLIM?
a williamsburg yingerman said “if obama wins ill move to monsey i dont want to live in america anymore.
After upset Obama suggests dividing Washington D.C.
GOODBYE AMERICA
WELLCOME MUSILIMANIA
SHAIK HUSSAIN WINS
OBAMA LOSES ELECTION! As he’s accustomed to do, when he went with his wife to vote – he voted “present”
AMERICAS CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST
MCCAIN GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
WHERE IS JOE THE PLUMBER
A BUMMER !!!!
עבדים משלו בנו
כל הקונה עבד .. כקונה אדון לעצמו
“Free aliyah arrangements for those who would rather live surrounded by muslim countries than in a muslim country”
AN OBAMANATION HAS OVERTAKEN OUR NATION!!!
RUDY 2012 IN A LANDSLIDE!! (if it’s not too late).
OBAMA WINS;
FEDERAL RESERVE DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
“Country says, ‘Nobama’ to Barack”
BLACKS ARE UPSET AT OBAMA WIN; HE’LL PUT THEM TO WORK!
OBAMA’s victory brings new hope to the working class Americans!!
After hearing about Obama’s win, Bush declares war on America
“America ‘Ayres’ out its dirty laundry- says no Obama”
Go Imanonov!!!
Shvartze is zein a yid
Shvartze zu zein a yid
“Layehudim hoise oireh v’simcha”
‘A Nation in Pain says ‘No’ to McCain”
80-YR OLD PRESIDENT McCAIN PUSHES ‘PANIC BUTTON’ BY MISTAKE. WWWIII STARTED!
“The Second Coming 2.0- ‘The Messiah’ wins election!”
America makes the ‘Wright’ choice, votes Obama”
“AMERICA CLOSED.United Socialist States of America opened”(if G-D forbid Obama wins)
“Barack America!” Biden got it right!
“In a close draw, the Maverick out guns the Messiah”
Hanoi Hero and the Hockey Mom Win in a Stunner!
NY Times Headline:Barack wins! OFFICIALLY Changing our name to the ‘Obama Observer’
Record Voter Turnout as Millions Try to Get Joe Biden’s Foot Out of His Mouth”
Mccain wins what an amazing turn around
“Obama Wins! Millions Rally in Celebration in Cities across Country”
“Bush and GOP Repudiated in Landslide Loss. Democrat Party Captures Senate and House Seats in Deep Red States.”
obama takes over Judgment Day has arrived
nuculer war breaks
mccain wins redemption at last
Obama Wins! Asks: “Now What Do I Do?”
“MOSHIACH ZOL KUMEN” Our only salvation at the moment!!
ASSURE YOUR PASSPORTS ARE ACCESSIBLE AND IN ORDER!
OHBUMMER SPENDS NEXT 4 YEARS SEARCHING FOR 8 MISSING STATES (and His High School Math Teacher Drops Dead)
“obama wins! osama attacks (biden was right)”
“Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.” Joe Biden during campaign speech/fundraiser
Obama to sign $150 Trillion Reperations Act into Law
OBAMA WINS DUE TO FLORIDA JEWISH VOTE: One old lady said ” I voted for him because he has such a Shainim Ponim”.
Illiterates prohibited from voting! Republicans win by a landslide!
King George (Bush) the First declares himself first king of the United Monarchy of America
Obama wins fathers day is now a national holiday & the national anthem is now “I had a dream”
McCain wins joe the plumber named his tax advisor
Obama had a dream – and it was just that – a dream!
headline: “obama appoints william ayers as director of the NOAA”
subtitle: “he led a group of weathermen, so I figured he would be perfect”
(NOAA = National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
McCain Wins! Cheating shows, never goes!
Bad news comes in 3’s
2 days ago, Obama’s campaign manager died.
Yesterday, his grandmother died.
What will be today? Will his dream die?
Color war is over! White house stays white – for now!
Obama wins; Agudah declares everyone must have passports on hand.
Yidden Create Election Day Chillul HaShem on YWN
Huggies wins over Depends. Oy what a mess.
THE BLACK HOUSE!
BLACKOUT!
Obama wins. The Abishter reminds Yidden they are in Golus.
Obama wins! New meaning given to Black Friday!
Socialism wins, America begins its irreversible slide off the map.
Obama to suspend the notion of ‘private property’ as the beginning of his campaign to “spread the wealth”.
Biden: We told you it would be a “change”!
“White House Turns Colors”
Americans Get What They Deserve
Black Tuesday
post offices bombarded with passport aplications
hussain wins mccain now THATS insane
we got rid of saddam hussain time for barrak hussain
America chooses the Wright choice
the muslims are adding a 6th tfilah tomorow – hallel
OBAMA TO HOPEFULLY FOLLOW PATH OF DINKINS
I was thinking of an original headline:
Obama Wins.
How about…
Sad Day For All Working People
The Land of the Free, the Home of the GRAVE
“You CAN FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME!
Case Study: The evils of Affirmative Action
OSAMA 911 OBAMA 411