As anticipation builds for tonight’s debate, former President Donald Trump seized the spotlight by unleashing a passionate tirade, directed at his impending arrest related to his unfounded allegations of an “RIGGED & STOLLEN” election.
In characteristic capital letters, Trump declared, “NOBODY HAS EVER FOUGHT FOR ELECTION INTEGRITY LIKE PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. FOR DOING SO, I WILL PROUDLY BE ARRESTED TOMORROW AFTERNOON IN GEORGIA. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!”
“For the first time in three years, brave American Patriots will be able, in Court, to show how the Presidential Election of 2020 was RIGGED & STOLLEN. For those RINOS, Radical Left Democrats, Communists, Marxists, Fascists, & others who say, ‘Don’t Look Back, Look Forward,’ they either do not want to reveal the answers because they ‘got away with murder,’ or are FOOLS & COWARDS because we now know the answers to all of the Fraud, Irregularities, & Cheating, & WE CANNOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!”
In a final stroke tying his statements to the debate, Trump wrapped up with, “MY INTERVIEW WITH TUCKER CARLSON WILL BE AIRED TONIGHT AT 9:00 P.M. ‘SPARKS WILL FLY.’ ENJOY!”
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Thats my man! the REAL president of america!!
At some point, even clowns stop being funny.
If he was truly “proud to be arrested” as a korban for the rest of us, than he would refuse to post bail and remain in the Fulton County lockup until trial. That would be true martyrdom.
They also printed unreported dollars
He isn’t a martyr. He’s a criminal who breaks the law and lies almost as much as he breathes. The most disgraceful part is the level of support he still commands in the Orthodox world. We need to stop supporting wicked leaders who victimize so many people but offer us stuff to ignore those sins. We should stop teaming up with evil people. Period.
Who is responsible for the spelling? “Stolen” as it’s used here is spelled with only one “l”.
From a Google search: Stollen (pronounced “shtaw-lehn”) is a proper noun. It means a sweet bread cake with nuts and candied fruit in it that is popular in Germany. Stolen (pronounced “stoh-lehn”) is the past participle of the verb steal.
markj
So who are you voting for in the election?
Biden?
Someone who is much worse on every conceivable level than trump.
No one said that we should treat Trump like the gadol hador.
He is no tzaddik but he is the one that can get things done for the US
To Yomam: Trump is responsible for the spelling in his posts. Have you not previously noticed that he writes like a fourth grader at the bottom of his class? I know people for whom English is a second, third or fourth language, and they write and speak English better than Trump.
Dear Chezky,
I would like to be able to continue voting in future American elections and have the voters determine the winner. Mr. Trump does not think that any election that he loses is a fair one. There are many 4 year old like that. Most will outgrow that self-centeredness. Based on his most recent comments, it doesn’t appear that he will. May the month of Elul impact on his thinking and maybe he will reevaluate his actions.
So much material for this year’s Purimshpiel. But I shouldn’t joke during Elul. What is this country coming too, when Nixon was indicted at least tehre was really something wrong, and when Clinton was in trouble he had actually misbehaved…. here its about chaos in Washington…. Nu… what’s a little riot, they have them in NY all the time