A mysterious Kabbalist from the Jerusalem area relayed to people close to the Prime Minister the results of tomorrow’s election, even before the ballot boxes opened.
The Kabbalist wrote down the results over the past week and sent them to the Prime Minister’s Office. According to a report that appeared in BChadrei Charedim, the projected results of the Kabbalist were even told to the Prime Minister.
Following the disastrous media developments of the past week for both the Likud and the Blue and White parties, members of the Prime Minister’s Office turned to the Kabbalist and asked if the results had changed. According to BChardei’s report, there was no change in the results that were as follows:
Likud will win the election with 35 seats, Blue and White will gain 32 seats. Yisrael Beiteinu will fall to 6 seats, Shas will rise to 10 seats, UTJ will maintain their 7 seats, Yamina will get 9 seats, The Labor-Meretz-Gesher party will obtain 12 seats as will the Joint List and Otzma Yehudit didn’t place.
According to these numbers the right-wing and chareidi parties would receive 61 seats exactly.
(YWN Israel Desk – Jerusalem)
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Go out and vote!
A mekubal once pointed at a wall and told me that it was safe to walk by that wall because it would not fall down on me. Lo and behold the wall didn’t fall down. A moifus!
I guess: Iikud 37, blue and white 28, Yisrael Beitenu 5, Shas 11, UTJ 7, Yamina 10, Labor-Meretz-Gesher 12, Joint List 10
That’s a total of 123
Isn’t it incredible that Kabboloh’s prediction is almost exactly like the polls were trending towards. What are the odds of that..
Besides 10 seats for Shad which is because this Kabbalist is Sefardi.
Big deal. For years the Democrats (e.g. the Daley machine in Chicago, Tammany Hall in New York) were able to tell the election results well in advance of the election, without needing any kabbalah.
YWN – can you please stop this kind of nonsense? In today’s day, Nevu’a is given only to children and the insane – and if this so-called “mysterious Mekubal” is not a child, there’s only one possible conclusion…
an Israeli Yid
We have a “Tzadik Nister, now we have a “mekubal nister”. But if he is “nister”, how do we know about him?
This guy must have a great investment portfolio. I’m turning my investments over to him.
> anIsraeliYid
“there’s only one possible conclusion” So you mean dumb luck?
Please ask him for this week’s lottery numbers.
Does he have a segulah for the coroinavirus?
Didn’t work out. Hopefully people will stop falling for fake news.