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  • in reply to: Starting New Magazine #900158
    ZeesKite
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    Poster, mra01385, I knew that. It’s just that I was kidding when I wrote my post.

    in reply to: Starting New Magazine #900155
    ZeesKite
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    OK, I must admit, I wrote it in jest. How’s one that can’t yet read, supposed to read?

    in reply to: My Mother in Law's complaints #901390
    ZeesKite
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    ybrooklynteacher, You may not realize, you’re conversing with the smartest, most knowledgeable, caring, understanding Bubby, AND MOTHER-IN-LAW. I may not know her personally, I know her BETTER, through her numerous smart, insightful, on-the-mark posts.

    in reply to: Starting New Magazine #900153
    ZeesKite
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    Maybe you should start a magazine for preschooler who have not yet learned to read. (like me) As far as I know, there is no competition in this field.

    in reply to: Have the Jews Survived? #900420
    ZeesKite
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    And HOW!!!!

    We have the same Ribono Shel Olam as always.

    ?? ??? ?’ ?? ????? ????, ??? ???? ?? ?????

    We were and are always His cherished and beloved people. And He has been our beloved G-d, our King, our Shepherd, our Father.

    The circumstances and appearance of our service, our avodah may have changed externally, but our true internal essence remains the same, if not stronger. Our Jewishness, the pintele Yid is alive and aflame as always.

    As Rabbi Miller ??”? pointed out, our great monumental works of Talmud and its commentaries were compiled in the diaspora, under much duress. Iv’e heard of a Rishon (maybe a Baal Tosafas) who wrote some of his thoughts, chidushim in prison with his own blood as ink!

    Our central limud is Gemarah. Right. It is. Know what that means? That one is in constant touch with all sages, through ALL ERAS, and in ALL AREAS of Torah. For one to say a chiddush today one must make it through all of Mishna, Talmud, Geonim, Rishonim (all Rif, Mordechai, Rambam, Tur etc.), Achronim, Roshei Yeshivos etc. We have a lot more to contend with. Actually there’s a Gemarah somewhere that points out something to the effect that the later ones learned a lot more than the earlier ones, but that the earlier ones were moser nefesh etc.

    Davening was then self-composed. Nu nu. So we don’t have the right frame of mind anymore to compose our own. So that’s why our ???? ???? ?????? composed a centralized composition, through ruach hakodesh. Know what that means? Even if one is so bogged down by the galus trappings, one doesn’t have any time or energy for contemplation, kavannah, devotion, one is still connecting oneself to HaShem through these most powerful words of Tefillah instituted by these great men of Anshei Kneses HaGedola (these very same ANGELS who were capable of doing away with the yetzer hora – for good!) Of course the optimal way of tefillah is to daven with utmost concentration, devotion, but in our current circumstance it is not always possible. That is our avodah now. HaShem just LOVES and ADORES our pithy little muttering and murmurings as we find time in our harried life and lifestyle to re-sync. And for those who can and do take their time and energy to daven properly – how much more uplifting are those words. We now have a basis and yesod of these great compositions upon which to base and direct our thoughts. Words that were conceived through ruach hakodesh have an extremely powerful effect. So in that aspect, again, we’re better off.

    Kingdom? Ha! That itself was not optimal. As Shmuel chastised the Jews, ????? ??? ??? ????? ????? ?’ ????? ??? ???. No, having a king is really a ??????, look up ??? ????? in the parsha of shoftim. Torah-true Jews have HaShem as our King today, as has always been.

    Farmers, Karbanos? We do that and much more with our learning! True. In the time of the beis hamikdash, there were a certian amount of koahnim who did their avodah as shluchim (for HaShem of His people). How many korbanos would you say they brought in one day? How many thousands of Karbanos are we effecting through our learning these ???????, areas in Talmud (and Tefillah).

    I believe I heard from Rabbi Miller ??”? that the Torah was given in a fashion suitable for the galus lifestyle. The ???? ?????? ???? had our current matzav in mind when shaping history. It’s no coincidence and not by chance that the majority of Jewishness has been in Galus, without a Beis HaMikdash. This is HaShem’s pure nachas from us, seeing us elevate ourselves from amid the trials and tribulations this great galus has to offer.

    If you need testimony from a goy, see what Reb Shmuel Clemens said on the matter. Even he understood (a bit of) The Jew.

    in reply to: Hey, what's up w/the scoop? #900011
    ZeesKite
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    I also noticed that. Maybe the scoop fell into the coffee.

    in reply to: Shlach Question #900010
    ZeesKite
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    How should I know if anyone know?

    But anyways, try going to she Sukkah Depots, the companies that produce them, and give them a try.

    in reply to: World's First Lion Tamer #1035941
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    Aurora77:

    Thanks for your (complement?) Unfortunately that’s my job. No one else want to do it.

    in reply to: World's First Lion Tamer #1035939
    ZeesKite
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    How should I know? It happened a long time ago.

    in reply to: Imagine a World Without Coffee! #1220566
    ZeesKite
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    Of course it’s a new invention. Before that was an era known as the dark ages. For a reason.

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902169
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    aurora77

    I don’t pay homage to coffee. I revere it’s Maker, The Ribono Shel Olam (G-d, Master of the world). I thank Him daily (hourly) for making this life giving, rejuvenating plant as a semblance and token to the ??? ?? ????! (that’s the herb to be used for eventually awakening the dead) I wake up (if I’m at all sleeping) in the morning more not here then here, a quarter-way alive, my one alert eyelid half open, groggily aware of my environs, and after consuming this heaven sent drink, become FULLY ALIVE. ???? ???? ????!!!

    in reply to: Imagine a World Without Coffee! #1220560
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    BaalHabooze:

    So, no coffee but yes booze? Did Rabbi Miller booze out?

    in reply to: Starting New Magazine #900143
    ZeesKite
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    No problem. I can write the news, political, and business sections. Humor section you’ll have to find someone else.

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902162
    ZeesKite
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    The problem I see with brewed coffee, is that one must be proficient at it. One must be alert with all faculties intact to know what and how. WHICH IS WHY I’M HOOKED ON THIS THING TO BEGIN WITH. If I’d have my senses in gear (maybe) I wouldn’t need this whole thing. (or maybe I’d prepare one immediately after ingesting a dose)

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902153
    ZeesKite
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    Thanks. Ok. Just maybe. I’m going to have to keep it constantly brewing. I survive on it. (read above) Can’t really wait until it’s dry and ready. (Do they have a version for a syringe?)

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902150
    ZeesKite
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    Just wondering, all those who are not so desperate, who have the time and luxury to actually (grow and) brew their coffee, does it have the same caffeine effect as instant? Does it also help keep eyelids open?

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902148
    ZeesKite
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    DY, No I didn’t realize. I’m sorry. I needed another fix of that wonderful life giving, mind clearing, brain restarter. (coffee ^ 3)

    in reply to: Who Posts Here? #899948
    ZeesKite
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    Shhh..

    ZK is sleeping. I’m on the prowl… I will now g EDITED

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    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902143
    ZeesKite
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    DY, let’s deal with ‘zeeskite. (it’s a mere few days since YK)

    in reply to: Zeeskite #999933
    ZeesKite
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    Don’t really know. Ask Mommy.

    She also taught me writing (spelling, mathematics etc.)

    If you’re reading this, THANKS MOMMY!!!

    in reply to: Frum English #900215
    ZeesKite
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    I’d rather not discuss any particular paper or publication, it’s probably first class expedited lashon hara. (don’t know for sure, though)

    in reply to: Who Posts Here? #899947
    ZeesKite
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    Because you both wanted to give it a human touch.

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    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225491
    ZeesKite
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    She’s not a lawyer, (not yet, maybe at her next career) but she sure can (and will) defend me. As she did at all my (previous) numerous escapades.

    (MOMMY, please don’t comment)

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902138
    ZeesKite
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    Memmele, IT’S SO TRUE!! (She knows though, to some extent..) But, you know, I can’t walk (or work) with my eyes closed. So…

    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902136
    ZeesKite
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    Are you MY mammele??? H E L P !!!!

    in reply to: Suggestions to Improve YWN #1225489
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    Let me help out the YW. I’m selling free ad space. Insert your Ad below.

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    in reply to: Who Posts Here? #899944
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    .. Like this comment

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    in reply to: What is your favorite brand of instant coffee? #902127
    ZeesKite
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    Taster’s Choice, Instant. The fastest method of getting my brain caffeinated. (ratio of how many tea spoons hot water to cups of instant, I do not disclose)

    in reply to: My Walkabout #899909
    ZeesKite
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    You’re so right Popa. There are many intricacies to hilchos eruvin. A lot more than poles and string. One must really be competent in the field to attempt erection of an eruv. I think there’s a whole maseches that deals (mainly) with it.

    There are too many concepts, when to apply each one is really complex.

    in reply to: How should one protest against shmoozers during davening? #901827
    ZeesKite
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    There’s a sign I saw in the hallway of a shul: ??? ???? ???????, something to the effect of – if you gotta do it, do it here.

    in reply to: Who Posts Here? #899943
    ZeesKite
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    Sometimes I don’t either have the time or patience. So I invoke my automatic CR threader to fill in.

    in reply to: World's First Baalhabooze #900126
    ZeesKite
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    Which floor do you keep your garbage?

    in reply to: thank you ywmoderater2 #915724
    ZeesKite
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    STOPPED COUNTING!!

    in reply to: Who Posts Here? #899941
    ZeesKite
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    Me?

    in reply to: thank you ywmoderater2 #915723
    ZeesKite
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    .. and counting

    in reply to: thank you ywmoderater2 #915722
    ZeesKite
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    42, Obviously not. I wouldn’t shut down the system in the middle of a busy posting day. FOR OVER THREE HOURS!! (and counting..)

    in reply to: Who is a Real Chossid? #899834
    ZeesKite
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    a Real Chosid is someone that is Really ????? ?? ????.

    in reply to: thank you ywmoderater2 #915720
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    42, No, unfortunately they won’t trust me with the modding machine keys. (wonder why)

    in reply to: World's first chumrah #899889
    ZeesKite
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    OK. I confess. I was just WAITING for someone to bring this up.

    Again. And again.

    Let me try to clarify, to anyone with a truly open mind.

    To ADD to HaShem’s Mitzvhos (as with all the prerequisites to transgressing to aveira of Ba’al Tosef) is ussor, wrong. That is clearly what Medrash brings on this story, where she ascribed her addendum to HaShem. ?????? ?? ??????. So Medrash brings that passuk from Mishle (forgot it, someting about not meddling into HaShem’s Mitzvhos).

    To Safeguard and Protect; that is a Mitzvah. A Mitzvah to put up a fence. ??? ???? ???????. ?? ?? ????? ????? ????? ?? ????.

    Indeed the whole Torah is about ??? ???? ?????. (I even think the very first Mishnah introduces that concept). A chumra is not an addendum, one is not “over baal tosef”.

    No, to go out on a limb, exert extra effort, extra fervor, extra kavanah is not “another chumra” or baal tosef. It’s our way of showing HaShem our willingness and eagerness to do His bidding, we’re not just doing something to get through. We’re not here on a life mission to get away with the least connection to HaShem.

    in reply to: Time to Fess Up #899636
    ZeesKite
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    Health and Health and Health, To your Health!!

    (maybe you can add that as a subtitle)

    in reply to: Bride's Wedding Vow to Obey Husband #1170102
    ZeesKite
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    I’m sorry. I also didn’t think the Torah says ???? ????? ?? by Chava.

    It’s clearly not a Jewish thing, because at some point in history (before Chava’s misstep) she was not subordinate to Adam.

    Oh. The adage to Avaraham Avinu ?? ??? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?????, is not for husband to obey wife, but to listen to a Navi, for Avaraham was a tafal (inferior) to her regarding nevius. So says Medrash. I think.

    in reply to: Time to Fess Up #899634
    ZeesKite
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    OK, so don’t write your previous one, just why you changed.

    in reply to: Confiscating Shoes #994348
    ZeesKite
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    ..they should swotch jobs.. That’s for you to do – venahapoich Hu!

    in reply to: Bride's Wedding Vow to Obey Husband #1170097
    ZeesKite
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    We’re in the Yeshiva World. How should we know?

    in reply to: C'mon. Bein Hazmanim is Just About Over #899562
    ZeesKite
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    Does Yeshiva World have Shoe World next door?

    in reply to: thank you ywmoderater2 #915716
    ZeesKite
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    Yeah, me too. No problem 🙂

    in reply to: C'mon. Bein Hazmanim is Just About Over #899560
    ZeesKite
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    HIE, Excellent question. Gotta ask Mommy

    in reply to: Separate seating at Weddings #1037926
    ZeesKite
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    Most halls today allow for separate seating. They’ll accommodate. In fact I haven’t been to one of the opposite in a long time. We’ve modernized!

    in reply to: Who Will Join Us, Who Will Leave.. #899484
    ZeesKite
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    Oomis, my doctor told me to eat. Been doing that ever since. I call my (broken) scale to testify.

    in reply to: One More Shoe Question #911419
    ZeesKite
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    Says somewhere it’s a bigger embarrassment for a disrobed person to be wearing shoes.

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