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ZeesKiteParticipant
I take offence because I’m a Jew. I don’t joke about my creator. The rest is quite cute. (actually people who know medrash might say the first one is also off, the meadrash cites the exact reason HaShem created her from that specific area, we don’t joke with chazal)
ZeesKiteParticipantDon’t feel bad. So many of my posts have ended and gone on to oblivion. (really?)
May 23, 2011 10:29 pm at 10:29 pm in reply to: how not to speak loshon hora without annoying others?! #769581ZeesKiteParticipantThat’s one way.
Second way is not to care what people think. Chofetz Chaim writes that in his sefer, Better a person be considered a fool one moment on this world, than an everlasting fool in the world to come.
An additional benefit of this approach is that once people get the hang of your new commitment, they’ll feel uncomfortable talking evil in your presence. They’d actually look up to you. You’d get a share in their shmiras hadibur!
ZeesKiteParticipantIs this a fe or male? I don’t think males are allowed to ‘even out’ if one accidentally got cut off. Am I missing something here? (besides size 2 screws)
ZeesKiteParticipantBeing productive – for goodness’ sake. Actually for her sake too. I’m a bit too silly to realize that, that’s why you all see me post here!
ZeesKiteParticipantNo. Folks, this one is definitely not for me. Thinking is totally out of my realm. Sorry, you’ll all have to debate this issue without my most valuable input.
ZeesKiteParticipantAre you accusing ME of ignoring you?? Not entirely sure you want me responding to anything ‘postworthy’ you write.
P.S. Liven up (a drop). We all feel like that one time or other. Some people are social geniuses. They’re popular on contact. Others, well, just don’t make it. Yep, I’m one of them, (actually the leader!) So what? We have to do Ratzon HaShem, we’re not here for popular votes. Actually, at times it’s a bit easier not to be bogged down with social pressures.
ZeesKiteParticipantSimchas HaChaim & Simchas HaMitzvos.
Keep pumping it in. Over & over again. Like Rabbi Miller says, you have to make a propaganda project out of it. Sometimes one must show out one’s eagerness & ‘geshmack’ in doing HaShem’s ratzon – to their own children. In this instance ‘anava’ should not play a role.
ZeesKiteParticipantWho and What!?! (in English please)
ZeesKiteParticipanticoncur: Yes, correct. (Are you also from those strictly serious people? Well then, glad to meet you, I’m obvoiusly NOT!)
ZeesKiteParticipantBSD
Mommy let me be up last night. The music, bonfires (actually bin-fires), festivities… a lot going on..
May 22, 2011 8:18 am at 8:18 am in reply to: What would you have done if the world had ended? #975343ZeesKiteParticipantPush the {RESET} button!
ZeesKiteParticipantLast day of W H A T ? ? ?
ZeesKiteParticipantJOSEF
ZeesKiteParticipantIs there anything in Boro Park or Monsey?
ZeesKiteParticipantpopa_bar_abba:
Is one allowed to dance holding his ears?
ZeesKiteParticipantAnd I thought confusions were Chinese.
ZeesKiteParticipantGo to a store you know
Purchase candles to glow
Divide each in half
I can see you laugh
They’ll be out when it’s time to go!
ZeesKiteParticipantActually I believe some great Rabbi said “if you believe you can destroy, then believe you can fix”. It’s easier to destroy, but with additional perseverance you can repair / fix.
ZeesKiteParticipantaries2756: Thanks for validating me!! (adorable, yes that’s what I was wondering)
So.. Let me get back to my very important work of..
ZeesKiteParticipantaries2756:
What are YOU doing in this thread??? You’re the last one I’d expect to step in here!
ZeesKiteParticipantMods are Rabbis too? Very nice vort.
ZeesKiteParticipantHi. I’m back. Haven’t been here for 10 hours. Nobody noticed?
ZeesKiteParticipantSomeone started a ‘a MEANINGFUL thread’, all further (serious) posts – please continue there.
ZeesKiteParticipantminyan gal:
I agree. That IS a pressing matter. You want those threads to change direction. By pressing. Hope it doesn’t get depressing.!
ZeesKiteParticipantWe’re still analyzing this most pressing matter..
ZeesKiteParticipantIt’s quite easy for me to live up to my name. I just try not to sour!
ZeesKiteParticipantMOD 80:
I believe Dr. Middos on his Middos Machine had a ‘Googlator’
Try it.
ZeesKiteParticipantI know people would ask. So I’m beating them to it.
Are silly threads created by silly people?
ZeesKiteParticipantMOD-80, there I go again disclosing the top-secrets of CR operatives. Sorry.
ZeesKiteParticipantso why are there so few ppl that actually post here?
Because we’re the lucky few that get through. Remember, WE are pre-screened, all our posts (most of them) make it in. All other thousands of posters get their posts summarily discarded.
Something to think about!
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ZeesKiteParticipantI guess Mommy didn’t have me yet when that story came out.
ZeesKiteParticipantI don’t get it. Popa’s subtitle says: Sometimes a Bit Over the Top. (And occasionally WAY over.)
Is that what got you to change your baby’s diaper? (Me? I use my nose – earlier detection!)
ZeesKiteParticipant5872-rtr ? What’s that? Is that the code word for my capture..(oops, there I go speculating again)
ZeesKiteParticipantHey! I thought we’re not supposed to speculate in public about the secrets of YW CR.. Why aren’t you threatening them. NOT FAIR!!!
ZeesKiteParticipantalways here:
I’m from before your times (time to get back on topic). Just one question. If it’s been established that the post was hypothetical, does that mean that your two sons are also?
ZeesKiteParticipantadorable:
Please allow me my .5 cents
1) Remember ALWAYS ?? ??? ???? ???? ???? ????. An important lesson.
2) HaShem maybe wants your ????? of being ???? ???? more than ‘staying’ innocent. Now, that is. So the manner of your ????? has changed. A hard lesson passed on from great grandma – after partaking and inviting Adam. ?????? ???? ?????, a different job now.
3) From the ?”? ???? the second HaShem is refering to ???? ??? ??? ????? ?????, something to hold on to.
4) Be thankful you’re not a boy. Contrary to what you wrote, in a boy it stays SEARED in mind and heart, way more than girls. Maybe they can cover it up by changing Yeshivos etc.., but unless real effort is in place, it’s just a cover-up. Contrary to what someone else wrote, a lot less affects females than males. He entrusted theses taavos to one side of humanity exclusively, for them to be ???? on it. While ideas linger more in females’ minds, a LOT MORE goes on in a male’s mind. And heart – body.
ZeesKiteParticipantShrek: It’s just that in real life I’m scared of my own shadow. I’m an introvert type a++. (Oh Oh! My shadows is chasing me, gotta run…)
ZeesKiteParticipantDon’t know. What did the famous 3 (Japan) take along?
ZeesKiteParticipantAyala11: Thanks. If you’d only know me…
ZeesKiteParticipantAyala11: Lo farshtanti.
ZeesKiteParticipantAyala11: For instance?
ZeesKiteParticipantShrek: So, you know me?
ZeesKiteParticipant???? ?? ???? ??????
Follow the Torah’s advice, you won’t go wrong! ! !
ZeesKiteParticipantPac-Man: ‘(and vice versa)’
Isn’t that implied?!?
ZeesKiteParticipantThat’s the problem, you’re not me. Nobody wanted to be me, so I offered. Anyways, seems like you’re gonna scare me with a ‘two minus one’ helicopter raid. OK. I’m stopping to speculate. NO MORE THINKING!
ZeesKiteParticipantYeah I know. I just thought weather changes don’t affect 2 miles towards China (the short way – through earth), where I supposed YW CR Moderators Inc. Etc. operate, under heavy security… Bunker made to withstand bunker-busting bombs (that are made to explode bunkers made to withstand bunker-buster bombs..)
ZeesKiteParticipantMOD-80: Weather is getting to you too? And I thought they operate in a deep, deep underground fortified bunker, antennas, satellites… top-secret location…
ZeesKiteParticipantbpt: I don’t believe it. They know us in person? How frightening! I’d NEVER have created my sillinesses. MODS – If any of you know me, beep twice!
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