ZeesKite

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  • in reply to: Cute Quotes #1046899
    ZeesKite
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    I take offence because I’m a Jew. I don’t joke about my creator. The rest is quite cute. (actually people who know medrash might say the first one is also off, the meadrash cites the exact reason HaShem created her from that specific area, we don’t joke with chazal)

    in reply to: better to be ignored or hated? #771882
    ZeesKite
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    Don’t feel bad. So many of my posts have ended and gone on to oblivion. (really?)

    in reply to: how not to speak loshon hora without annoying others?! #769581
    ZeesKite
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    That’s one way.

    Second way is not to care what people think. Chofetz Chaim writes that in his sefer, Better a person be considered a fool one moment on this world, than an everlasting fool in the world to come.

    An additional benefit of this approach is that once people get the hang of your new commitment, they’ll feel uncomfortable talking evil in your presence. They’d actually look up to you. You’d get a share in their shmiras hadibur!

    in reply to: How to fix Peyos #771821
    ZeesKite
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    Is this a fe or male? I don’t think males are allowed to ‘even out’ if one accidentally got cut off. Am I missing something here? (besides size 2 screws)

    in reply to: eclipse #771960
    ZeesKite
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    Being productive – for goodness’ sake. Actually for her sake too. I’m a bit too silly to realize that, that’s why you all see me post here!

    in reply to: Group Think #1019351
    ZeesKite
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    No. Folks, this one is definitely not for me. Thinking is totally out of my realm. Sorry, you’ll all have to debate this issue without my most valuable input.

    in reply to: better to be ignored or hated? #771854
    ZeesKite
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    Are you accusing ME of ignoring you?? Not entirely sure you want me responding to anything ‘postworthy’ you write.

    P.S. Liven up (a drop). We all feel like that one time or other. Some people are social geniuses. They’re popular on contact. Others, well, just don’t make it. Yep, I’m one of them, (actually the leader!) So what? We have to do Ratzon HaShem, we’re not here for popular votes. Actually, at times it’s a bit easier not to be bogged down with social pressures.

    in reply to: Whats with the off-the-derech teens?!?! #779391
    ZeesKite
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    Simchas HaChaim & Simchas HaMitzvos.

    Keep pumping it in. Over & over again. Like Rabbi Miller says, you have to make a propaganda project out of it. Sometimes one must show out one’s eagerness & ‘geshmack’ in doing HaShem’s ratzon – to their own children. In this instance ‘anava’ should not play a role.

    in reply to: All eyes on u #769742
    ZeesKite
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    Who and What!?! (in English please)

    in reply to: Bonfires On Motzaei Shabbos #1076029
    ZeesKite
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    iconcur: Yes, correct. (Are you also from those strictly serious people? Well then, glad to meet you, I’m obvoiusly NOT!)

    in reply to: Last Day – funny answers only! #768894
    ZeesKite
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    BSD

    Mommy let me be up last night. The music, bonfires (actually bin-fires), festivities… a lot going on..

    in reply to: What would you have done if the world had ended? #975343
    ZeesKite
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    Push the {RESET} button!

    in reply to: Last Day – funny answers only! #768892
    ZeesKite
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    Last day of W H A T ? ? ?

    in reply to: CR Vernacular #772831
    ZeesKite
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    JOSEF

    in reply to: Bonfires On Motzaei Shabbos #1076017
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Is there anything in Boro Park or Monsey?

    in reply to: Bonfires On Motzaei Shabbos #1076014
    ZeesKite
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    popa_bar_abba:

    Is one allowed to dance holding his ears?

    in reply to: confusions! #769327
    ZeesKite
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    And I thought confusions were Chinese.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221616
    ZeesKite
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    Go to a store you know

    Purchase candles to glow

    Divide each in half

    I can see you laugh

    They’ll be out when it’s time to go!

    in reply to: staying "pure" #783348
    ZeesKite
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    Actually I believe some great Rabbi said “if you believe you can destroy, then believe you can fix”. It’s easier to destroy, but with additional perseverance you can repair / fix.

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967563
    ZeesKite
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    aries2756: Thanks for validating me!! (adorable, yes that’s what I was wondering)

    So.. Let me get back to my very important work of..

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967559
    ZeesKite
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    aries2756:

    What are YOU doing in this thread??? You’re the last one I’d expect to step in here!

    in reply to: A Pesach Vort #768065
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Mods are Rabbis too? Very nice vort.

    in reply to: We Miss You #1075365
    ZeesKite
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    Hi. I’m back. Haven’t been here for 10 hours. Nobody noticed?

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967556
    ZeesKite
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    Someone started a ‘a MEANINGFUL thread’, all further (serious) posts – please continue there.

    in reply to: Why Do Threads ALWAYS Change Direction? #883606
    ZeesKite
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    minyan gal:

    I agree. That IS a pressing matter. You want those threads to change direction. By pressing. Hope it doesn’t get depressing.!

    in reply to: Why Do Threads ALWAYS Change Direction? #883602
    ZeesKite
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    We’re still analyzing this most pressing matter..

    in reply to: Name Hard to live up to? #768118
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    It’s quite easy for me to live up to my name. I just try not to sour!

    in reply to: I See A Boat #968042
    ZeesKite
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    MOD 80:

    I believe Dr. Middos on his Middos Machine had a ‘Googlator’

    Try it.

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967553
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I know people would ask. So I’m beating them to it.

    Are silly threads created by silly people?

    in reply to: What Time Is It Now Where You Are? #767834
    ZeesKite
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    MOD-80, there I go again disclosing the top-secrets of CR operatives. Sorry.

    in reply to: What Time Is It Now Where You Are? #767833
    ZeesKite
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    so why are there so few ppl that actually post here?

    Because we’re the lucky few that get through. Remember, WE are pre-screened, all our posts (most of them) make it in. All other thousands of posters get their posts summarily discarded.

    Something to think about!

    in reply to: Pesach Sheini #872476
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ??? ???

    ????? ?????

    ????? ??? ?????

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967547
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I guess Mommy didn’t have me yet when that story came out.

    in reply to: I See A Boat #968015
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I don’t get it. Popa’s subtitle says: Sometimes a Bit Over the Top. (And occasionally WAY over.)

    Is that what got you to change your baby’s diaper? (Me? I use my nose – earlier detection!)

    in reply to: What Time Is It Now Where You Are? #767824
    ZeesKite
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    5872-rtr ? What’s that? Is that the code word for my capture..(oops, there I go speculating again)

    in reply to: What Time Is It Now Where You Are? #767820
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Hey! I thought we’re not supposed to speculate in public about the secrets of YW CR.. Why aren’t you threatening them. NOT FAIR!!!

    in reply to: We Miss You #1075338
    ZeesKite
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    always here:

    I’m from before your times (time to get back on topic). Just one question. If it’s been established that the post was hypothetical, does that mean that your two sons are also?

    in reply to: staying "pure" #783295
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    adorable:

    Please allow me my .5 cents

    1) Remember ALWAYS ?? ??? ???? ???? ???? ????. An important lesson.

    2) HaShem maybe wants your ????? of being ???? ???? more than ‘staying’ innocent. Now, that is. So the manner of your ????? has changed. A hard lesson passed on from great grandma – after partaking and inviting Adam. ?????? ???? ?????, a different job now.

    3) From the ?”? ???? the second HaShem is refering to ???? ??? ??? ????? ?????, something to hold on to.

    4) Be thankful you’re not a boy. Contrary to what you wrote, in a boy it stays SEARED in mind and heart, way more than girls. Maybe they can cover it up by changing Yeshivos etc.., but unless real effort is in place, it’s just a cover-up. Contrary to what someone else wrote, a lot less affects females than males. He entrusted theses taavos to one side of humanity exclusively, for them to be ???? on it. While ideas linger more in females’ minds, a LOT MORE goes on in a male’s mind. And heart – body.

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967530
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Shrek: It’s just that in real life I’m scared of my own shadow. I’m an introvert type a++. (Oh Oh! My shadows is chasing me, gotta run…)

    in reply to: Whats Going In Your Suitcase? #767946
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Don’t know. What did the famous 3 (Japan) take along?

    in reply to: What's in a name #767004
    ZeesKite
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    Ayala11: Thanks. If you’d only know me…

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967526
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Ayala11: Lo farshtanti.

    in reply to: What's in a name #767000
    ZeesKite
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    Ayala11: For instance?

    in reply to: Where Do Silly Threads Come From? #967524
    ZeesKite
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    Shrek: So, you know me?

    in reply to: settle? #767908
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ???? ?? ???? ??????

    Follow the Torah’s advice, you won’t go wrong! ! !

    in reply to: Introverts thread #1193401
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Pac-Man: ‘(and vice versa)’

    Isn’t that implied?!?

    in reply to: Flying With Children #766983
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    That’s the problem, you’re not me. Nobody wanted to be me, so I offered. Anyways, seems like you’re gonna scare me with a ‘two minus one’ helicopter raid. OK. I’m stopping to speculate. NO MORE THINKING!

    in reply to: Flying With Children #766980
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Yeah I know. I just thought weather changes don’t affect 2 miles towards China (the short way – through earth), where I supposed YW CR Moderators Inc. Etc. operate, under heavy security… Bunker made to withstand bunker-busting bombs (that are made to explode bunkers made to withstand bunker-buster bombs..)

    in reply to: Flying With Children #766978
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    MOD-80: Weather is getting to you too? And I thought they operate in a deep, deep underground fortified bunker, antennas, satellites… top-secret location…

    in reply to: What do you like about the CR? #967691
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    bpt: I don’t believe it. They know us in person? How frightening! I’d NEVER have created my sillinesses. MODS – If any of you know me, beep twice!

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