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  • in reply to: Beis Hillel vs. Beis Shamai #1133131
    ZeesKite
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    Beis Shamai says women have to clean for Pesach. Beis Hillel says… When Moshiach comes…

    in reply to: Rabbi Wallerstein's shiur on non-jewish music #863324
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I don’t think I could help you with the link, however I certainly could give you an ‘earful’. Read the ‘Yiddishe Chasuna’ lament I recently started.

    in reply to: Yiddishe Chasuna?!? #864592
    ZeesKite
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    bpt:

    Please, don’t get me wrong. I like, no, LOVE action. Dance, joy etc. Have you seen me at a chasuna or simcah?!? Live wire mildly describes it (DANGER! extremely high voltage, maybe). You’re right, if the music is REALLY loud I’ll stuff something into my audio input to facilitate, lengthen, prolong it’s further capabilities. (what? I didn’t hear) But I’d like it to be something of the Jewish genre. Yiddishkeit aint missin notin. We have no need to ‘borrow’ from our neighbors. Neither the noise/rhythm/cacophony nor the not-edele motions/non-Jewish steps/exercises. Enough when these cars pass through or are stopped at a corner, and literally vibrate up the area with their non-stop sonic boom (I suppose someone calls that ‘music’).

    I promise you, Mr. Yuval, the great inventor, had nothing of this in mind when he went about his business creating music or instruments.

    in reply to: Went missing?? HUH??? #865334
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Unmarried ladies do that all the time. They go missing. Wherever they are, whatever they are doing, any time; they go missing.

    in reply to: Heavy Duty Shopping Cart #864930
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Could it be that the first shopping cart was created ‘bain hashmashos’?

    in reply to: Yiddishe Chasuna?!? #864590
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    HaLeiVi: Make my own music? That ‘sounds’ like fun. I just don’t think Mommy is convinced of my talents. She’s certain I’m hiding a brood of kittens inside my violin. I do have a brother, though, who plays well, my mother enjoys to hear him.

    in reply to: Emergency Help #863126
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Right on mods. ZeesKite’s mommy certainly does not like a mess or being messy. That is another attribute I appreciate her for. Cleanliness, orderliness, menthlichkeit. (Mommy, if you’re looking, do I emulate you? Forget it, Mommy. Please don’t post publicly.)

    in reply to: Heavy Duty Shopping Cart #864927
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    How do you buy a shopping cart? You need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to buy that. But you need one to put it into. You first have to<<OUT OF PAPER>>

    in reply to: Yiddishe Chasuna?!? #864588
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    BPT:

    No, my screen-name is one of the most guarded, well kept secret classified data. (FBI are currently launching a full team to try to decode and decipher it) No one has yet succeeded in any attempt to hijack it, besides me, when I impersonate myself.

    Now back to the music stuff. One can feel the different effect of music even at a young age, it is something that touches one’s soul – deep, deep inside. No. Music has not just been invented. (If I remember correctly, it’s an old invention from some Mr. Yuval.) One doesn’t have to be an elderly personality or musical professor to distinguish between music types (if you call it that). A bit of true sechel. That’s why some say ????? in the blessing of ???, brains.

    in reply to: DR. MIDDOS LINES…….. #864676
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    We practically know every Middos & Kunda through and through. (Isn’t this on one of the regents?)

    in reply to: DR. MIDDOS LINES…….. #864675
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Mr. Columbus, if you keep going straight you’ll reach land, you’re on course for.. America. That’s a good name..

    in reply to: DR. MIDDOS LINES…….. #864674
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    You hear dat? I’m talking to myself!

    in reply to: DR. MIDDOS LINES…….. #864673
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    GEVALD! It’s vorking!!!

    in reply to: meeting someone from the CR #862997
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ME???

    in reply to: Shouldn't a Woman Know Better.. #863065
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Can’t you see? – I have no time for posting.

    in reply to: Silence Is Golden #862563
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I generally post in silence. I don’t even stick out my tongue while typing like others are wont to do. Mouth is completely shut.

    in reply to: is posting addictive? #1035359
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    No. It’s not at all addictive. I can stop whenever I want. I just don’t want to, right now. Or in the near foreseeable future.

    in reply to: Writers? Anyone? Use your skill to help others! #867849
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Who here writes?

    in reply to: Mice in mein hoiz #994208
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Early bird gets the worm.

    Second mouse gets the cheese.

    in reply to: Where's The Fun.. #876395
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    .. and taking the children out ..

    in reply to: Where's The Fun.. #876393
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Thank you!

    in reply to: playing piano by air #862809
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    It’s easier to play by air than by ear. One could hook up a piano to a mouthpiece and blow, it’s quite hard to play with one’s ear. I did try though.

    in reply to: Where's The Fun.. #876388
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    No. Not games. I need instant cheer (NOT CHEERIOS!!). I’m about to dive DEEP!!

    in reply to: Can't post today.. #861601
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    My room, computer, screen, printer, dials, switches, knobs, probes, consoles, blinkers, indicators etc. have been cleaned and certified to contain no ‘chametz’.

    Sorry people (you had your quiet) – it’s back to the CR for me. Hurray!!!

    in reply to: Dental Advice #861608
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I think Dr. Hertz (no – it does’t hurt), is an excellent choice. I think he takes that insurance, but call to be sure. MOD willing, the number is 718 998-9999

    in reply to: Driving Over the Speed Limit #861644
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    HaLeiVi:

    Dina (is that her first name?) Dmalchusa means that if Mr. Palisade is mekadesh his Mrs. with the money obtained from someone going on his highway between 51 and 75 (I think above that is for low flying aircraft), then she is his lucky wife.

    in reply to: Driving Over the Speed Limit #861635
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I don’t see any such signs. They whiz by too fast.

    in reply to: Can't post today.. #861600
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    So, for all my lucky friends who had it nice and quiet today – guess what, It’s going to be another day! ‘Chap arien’ – another zeeskiteless day!!! No noise, silliness, jokes, rants etc.

    ENJOY!!!

    in reply to: how come we have not woken up to Teshuva #860848
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Rebbe Jakob shlit”a

    If I may, let me answer your question, since you were really asking for assistance.

    Yidden have changed. That’s right. Every time a Yid hears of a misfortune, he/she takes it to heart and becomes somewhat better. At least a bit. However, the point is est driven home by a more gentler approach.

    If I remember correctly, there was this story many years ago of some ‘darshan’ or ‘magid’, some sort of preacher who would go from city to city and harshly rebuke the common-folk. He even had the ability to see into people’s hidden past, he would angrily rant and enumerate their sins. There was one Gadol present who told the people not to go, to be aware of this individual. His reasoning; HaShem chooses for His Nevi’im people of excellent character, free of anger and other negative traits. ????? ??????? ?????, He chose good, kind, caring, compassionate persons as conduits for His word. As one does a cursory glance at the works / words of our holy Nevi’im, one sees the great compassion the Navi felt for his people, while he had to go about his duty rebuking. How the Navi Yirmeya cried out in anguish to HaShem…

    Said this Gadol – obviously if this ‘navi’ claims to be able to tell people’s past, it’s not from a Holy source, HaShem would not have chosen him, a man with an evil anger.

    Yes, we need to do Teshuva. Let’s do it together, lovingly. Each in whatever he/she needs amending. No need at all to bash. They’re all my brothers and sisters

    in reply to: Who Invented The Internet? #860623
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    It was really me. I hooked up a typewriter in my room to another one in my brother’s room. We exchanged letters. Then one day my house was full of official looking officialdom, and… the rest is history. (really?)

    in reply to: Blocking Street While Parking #860985
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    hershi: Are you still there, waiting for our replies?

    in reply to: Copying Music #860920
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I always copy good music. I play it myself!

    in reply to: Strategies for When Getting Pulled Over by a Cop #861084
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    <Tears>

    in reply to: U-Turns in NYC #860324
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ‘Derech’ should actually be the best equipped to answer the question.

    in reply to: "Come here�I want to see you" #860225
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    AinOhdMilvado: How else do you think I picked on this. I remember being so excited hearing those first words… It seems like ages ago…

    in reply to: Name My Store :D #860158
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Ah, soliek – is that you, the one who just opened up a computer store with the name…

    in reply to: From Rags to Riches #860179
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    It’s a secret. We don’t want too many people up here.

    in reply to: Sixth Sense #862345
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I do too. It’s called Ruach Hakodesh. People are not supposed to know I possess it. Deep down I’m really an ‘anav’.

    in reply to: U-Turns in NYC #860318
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    (wherever police are not on the prowl)

    in reply to: Name My Store :D #860123
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Murray Chusbana

    in reply to: Controversial Topics #860202
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I’ll try to explain my humble view.

    There’s no one here, more than me, on here just for the FUN. That’s right! Hear All! My primary purpose of coming to this underground ‘family’ is for the fun. My serious threads starting from a year ago can attest to that.

    Yet, there are some discussions that for some reason are off limits.

    Open kefira (not that I think too much happens here, it once did). Lashon Hara. Ona’as Devarim. Those are REAL issurim. Then there’s Chilul HaShem, Biziu Talmid Chacham, and Elbona shel Torah. No joking matter. I change modes and I take action. That’s not the time to hide or show ‘anava’. Sometimes we’re bidden to – ?? ??? ??? ?? ?? ??.

    <back to the fun>

    in reply to: CoreyToTheTroll #860802
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Are they dangerous? Do they byte?

    in reply to: Imangine… #859045
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    147: I stopped!

    in reply to: Sneeze – Let It Out or Hold It In? #859528
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    haifagirl

    Please explain. If I forget to sneeze it’s dangerous? I don’t apprehend.

    in reply to: How Long Do We Hold On… #858543
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    commonsense

    CR is not for the morbid.

    and btw, I cleaned last year for this year too. (I didn’t work myself to the bone for only one year’s worth)

    in reply to: Sneeze – Let It Out or Hold It In? #859523
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I’ll let you know. Actually I have a meeting with him shortly…

    in reply to: Sneeze – Let It Out or Hold It In? #859518
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    This is serious stuff. Nothing to sneeze at.

    in reply to: How long after Purim did you check in? #858694
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    I posted before Purim in my Time Release Thread

    in reply to: How long do we hold on? #858523
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    “aprehend” is what they do to suspects.

    in reply to: Pesach is almost here! #858046
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    ‘scuse me! Purim comes first!!!

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