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ZeesKiteParticipant
or ZeesKite at theyeshivaworld.gov, maybe. See if that gets you anywhere.
ZeesKiteParticipantSleep is a bad habit. Very bad. You can’t things done while seeping, can you?
It’s a bad habit brought on by selfish mothers, who want to keep their babies quiet. So they put them to sleep. That’s how people get the habit for sleep.
ZeesKiteParticipantSomeone fell asleep on the job (5 hours down!)
ZeesKiteParticipantMost definitely.
ZeesKiteParticipantI’m apologize everyone (esp. nitpicker), for hijacking the last one. I guess I was ???? ???? ????? ????? – that makes me … CRAZY!
ZeesKiteParticipantI thought it’s the machine that mixes sugar into the engine.
ZeesKiteParticipantMine too, wishful thinking. (Mommy had high hopes..)
ZeesKiteParticipantSyag:
I’m so deeply saddened to read, behold your sorrow. I cannot fathom your sheer anguish, your great pain. My mind’s currently not in a solid state to pen you a proper condolence. That another sees and shares with you a bit is a little nechama, however slight it may be.
????? ???? ???? with a true complete nechama.
ZeesKiteParticipantI stopped looping. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just ..
ZeesKiteParticipanthock:
I’ll go ahead and invent the remote to find the remote (to find the remote to find the remote to find the..)
ZeesKiteParticipantSee what I mean?
ZeesKiteParticipant“Are you crazy”
Is someone calling me? Yes, I’m here.
And thank you 42 for [open]ing the [closed] thread (I bet just to let this in!) Now you can re[close] it.
May 14, 2012 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm in reply to: Words from an ex IDF solider for Yom HaZikaron #1163252ZeesKiteParticipantLet me stick my pudgy nose into the fry.
I’m not sure what this means, but there’s a Targum Yonasan on ?? ???? ??? ??? ?? ???, ?? ???? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?????? ??? ?? ????.
I thought you’d be interested.
ZeesKiteParticipantRuffRuff: ..A dog is a fish..
ZeesKiteParticipantMy WHO?!?
????? ?? ?? ????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ??????
May 13, 2012 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm in reply to: Ten Things Your Child's Counselor Wishes You Knew #953441ZeesKiteParticipantPBA: So very true.
ps I like (!?) your unique style of getting your point across.
ZeesKiteParticipantSam, If you really wanted, you could have mentioned, haba al hazachur, literally yaharog v’al ya’avor.
ZeesKiteParticipantoomis, not that I’m a Rabbi, scholar etc, by any stretch of imagination, it could be that he’s refering to an instance where one killed r”l knowingly, (b’meizid). The Torah states ???? ??? ??? ???? ?? ???? ????? ?? ??? ?????. As opposed to a negligent homicide, where it’s only permitted, outside the Ir Miklat.
ZeesKiteParticipantWhen someone asks me that sort of conversation starter, I reply with something like “Liar!”.
“Hu?”
“Well, you really don’t care the slightest how I am..”
“Oh!”
“OK, OK just kidding” (this last line is just for civility, there aren’t so many people on my page, some take things quite seriously – like some people here. They haven’t been through the humor course.)
ZeesKiteParticipantI’m so happy to be from the sub-main ppl.
ZeesKiteParticipantIs there Starbucks in Meron?
May 10, 2012 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm in reply to: Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got gored by a bull? #874161ZeesKiteParticipantHealth:
For all I know it could be in Shulchan Aruch Even HaEzer 13:11.
ZeesKiteParticipantRabbe Sam2 shlit”a
I forgot to mention, this was created in jest. (really?)
But I really like how you phrased it ” Gemara, Rishonim, Achronim, and the CR”. So at least if I don’t get into the Gemarah etc., I’ll get into the CR!
May 10, 2012 7:41 am at 7:41 am in reply to: Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got gored by a bull? #874158ZeesKiteParticipantHealth, I think she is right about waiting two years, however if I’m not mistaken she may THINK about it earlier.
ZeesKiteParticipantI don’t have or want k-9, so long as I don’t have to because I don’t want anything “taking control” of my computer. Of course if I had to I would. Instead we have Jnet, all it’s filtering gets done in the base. Also, there is no temptation to undo, it is my connection. Iv’e been on it a long time and I’m happy with it. It gets slow (ok, really s l o w) sometimes, that’s the small price I pay for trying to keep clean.
ZeesKiteParticipantTo make sure their nose isn’t there. Especially if they blew hard.
ZeesKiteParticipantShticky: Why not?
Because then this place gets crowded with threads, wise or otherwise ones. Then it gets ‘shticky’ in here. We can’t breathe. So we have to blow our covers, (personhole covers). That obviously get’s into some people’s way…
ZeesKiteParticipantMod 42 is feeling right. He was doing his civic responsibility of keeping Klal Yisroel (the ones who hang out here) safe and sound. All around the clock. ????? ?????!
ZeesKiteParticipant42, Seems like we got a whole staff put together for a grand total of one camper.
May 8, 2012 2:05 pm at 2:05 pm in reply to: Make up a story about those stolen manhole covers #873263ZeesKiteParticipantmoskidoodle: How’d you know I’m a rambunctious, wild kid? Mommy, are you telling out?!?
ZeesKiteParticipantSorry chusheve members of this honored society, I didn’t read those books. In fact I can hardly read English at all.
ZeesKiteParticipant(how could I have two Mommies?)
May 7, 2012 7:05 pm at 7:05 pm in reply to: Ten Things Your Child's Counselor Wishes You Knew #953436ZeesKiteParticipantsomething like
Parents to Counselors: We’re about to spend half of our year’s salary on your professional care…
ZeesKiteParticipantWolf: GOSH!!! You’re right!!! Pardon.
ZeesKiteParticipant???? ???? ????
May 7, 2012 2:38 pm at 2:38 pm in reply to: Make up a story about those stolen manhole covers #873256ZeesKiteParticipantNewest terrorist ploy
May 7, 2012 2:37 pm at 2:37 pm in reply to: Make up a story about those stolen manhole covers #873255ZeesKiteParticipantCR fortified underground bunker needs ventilation
ZeesKiteParticipanthaifagirl: My spelling checker points out when some word is repeated…
May 7, 2012 2:32 pm at 2:32 pm in reply to: Shliach Tzibbur Whose Not Counting Sefira With a Bracha #872608ZeesKiteParticipantlol haifagirl, I saw your (you’re) name in the main screen on this topic, I rushed to see what opinion you’d (youd) give in this halachik topic…
btw: How are they supposed to know when you’re (your) on the prowl?
ZeesKiteParticipant42, WHO? (or what?)
ZeesKiteParticipantblabla: Gotcha!! “like already…but whatever..”
Says it all. Certified teenage girl. The rest, I need time to make up.
What you described about me, I already indicated elsewhere that I have kinder-lach ??”?, that probably means I’m married.
ZeesKiteParticipantSyag, thanks for correcting me. You see, this thread was about what one’s mind conjures up. So I missed. Now I have to rewrite my mind.
ZeesKiteParticipantAn exciting guy like you, Moishy? Let’s try.
A 18 year old, (probably male), wearing those modern glassed (jet black handles, no rim), down hat, clean shaven for weekdays, up hat medium size fluffy beard for Shabbos. Three cellphones, two ipods, always up to date on the latest (especially CR comments!) <KIDDING>. Masmid, packs in a lot of hours a day in learning and davening. Always with a beaming smile. Modest and with a simchas hachayim. You’re the one everyone gravitates to. You afford each person with a personal care, genuine interest and loving care.
ZeesKiteParticipantShticky: Middle aged, business like, no-nonsnse stylish suit. Medium size, split beard (I think it says somewhere not to start up with a split-bearded man), bent down black hat. Perpetual, contagious smile pasted on his face.
Oomis: A unique blend of mother and grandmotherliness. Has all the time to give for anyone and everyone. Stylish glasses, medium height, with-it shaitel and general appearance. Up to date on latest technological gadgets, yet full of wisdom, experiences that time brings.
Onegoal (Dr. PhD): Ha, he let out his secret. Sixteen year old cunning boy, trying out his hand at yeshiva. (sly grin..)
ZeesKiteParticipantMazel Tov!!! (ad meah ve’esrim)
ZeesKiteParticipantHow do they remember threads from so long ago?
ZeesKiteParticipantLet me start with Moderator (above, without ID):
A married man, forty ~ fifty, dark suit, neat stylish tie. Sitting at the moderators console (deep below), starring intently at the display screens. Shouting commands at the underlings…
ZeesKiteParticipantNo. You’ve never heard of “Mr. & Rebbetzin ..”
ZeesKiteParticipantHi, CA. I’m sorry I was noticed. More sorry I didn’t notice you. It’s just that I’m (how would I put it mildly?) ‘a bit …’. So if something doesn’t poke me, I’m bound not to notice.
As far as the ‘issues’, yes, Iv’e had them too (gasp). I turned a new leaf and went on.
ZeesKiteParticipantI’d LOVE to have one. Maybe a T-shirt too!
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