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April 19, 2017 11:13 pm at 11:13 pm in reply to: Inspiration/Personal stories regarding Shidduchim #1257816zaltzvasserParticipant
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April 19, 2017 11:10 pm at 11:10 pm in reply to: Less popa in your life. But at better times. #1257806zaltzvasserParticipantbump! ^_^
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zaltzvasserParticipantshlissel challah
keys
car
wheels
airplane
runway
$300 dresses
yom tovzaltzvasserParticipantLU, do your friends know that you have a computer and *gasp* internet?
April 19, 2017 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm in reply to: Shhhhh… Don’t say the makots in order, let alone all 10 of them #1257802zaltzvasserParticipantLB, which torahanytime shiur?
zaltzvasserParticipantAre you joking about not knowing what candy crush is? (If you’re not, that is really refreshing!)
zaltzvasserParticipantLU, you’re a socialist?!
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April 15, 2017 10:29 pm at 10:29 pm in reply to: NeutiquamErro's favorite thread with an obscure title #1254425zaltzvasserParticipantHP = christianity
first 7 books = l’havdil, l’havdil, L’HAVDIL “old testament”
8th book = “new testament” (’cause it’s totally fake and I don’t accept it)
NetiquamErro, who do you think I am?? I am so curious!zaltzvasserParticipantCan we start this again??
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April 15, 2017 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm in reply to: Government Programs for Low Income Families #1254428zaltzvasserParticipantbump!
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April 13, 2017 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm in reply to: NeutiquamErro's favorite thread with an obscure title #1254127zaltzvasserParticipantLOL! Who do you think I am??
April 13, 2017 10:19 pm at 10:19 pm in reply to: How many times did you say Sh’monah Esreh tonight? #1254126zaltzvasserParticipantBH I didn’t have to repeat it any times! I think that was a first for me.
LU, Chaim Berliners (who daven ashkenaz) actually do say מוריד הטל (I really hope those don’t turn into question marks!).zaltzvasserParticipantYeah, @barrya – most probably Mrs. Golding did. She was a very well known wealthy woman who was probably older at the time. (She’s mentioned in All For The Boss as Neche Golding)
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zaltzvasserParticipantThanks, @yekke2 !
Turns out, the “sholom zechorah” is actually a real thing!The Shalom Zachar – And the Shabbos Kiddush for Girls: Halachic Analysis
zaltzvasserParticipantWow. That’s actually really inspiring, and it makes me feel a lot better about cleaning. Thank you, LF.
zaltzvasserParticipantLooks like you’re baking a lot today, rebyidd! A heaping tablespoon is a tablespoon without the top leveled out. You don’t have to use cups- use a regular-sized spoon if you don’t have a teaspoon measure. (A regular sized spoon is the size of a tablespoon and a smaller spoon is the size of a teaspoon, if I’m not mistaken.) In cups it would probably be about one cup.
Btw- Siri is very good at answering these questions (not that I C”V have an iPhone 😉 )zaltzvasserParticipantNow, THAT is an extreme chumra.
zaltzvasserParticipantI think that was a very intelligent and thought out answer. +1
zaltzvasserParticipantOk, so you can eat/drink essential oil. Now try googling grain alcohol (which, derech agav, probably isn’t kosher for pesach, so eat whatever you’re making before monday!)
zaltzvasserParticipantTry googling that.
April 6, 2017 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm in reply to: I think we need a new forum specially for GoGoGo’s mishugassen #1252394zaltzvasserParticipantHow ’bout <“you”> use them to go somewhere very far away from us.
zaltzvasserParticipantkenaynaminahoora. Anyone have updated numbers?
zaltzvasserParticipant*bump*
zaltzvasserParticipantYou used to be able to email the mods??
zaltzvasserParticipantIn my family, we are <“extremely”> makpid not to allow even a morsel to pass our lips on pesach except for the seder night. Nowadays, in our terrible generation that has no respect for their parents (must be ikvesa dimeshicha), there is a chashash on <“all”> foods. We eat matzah baked by alte bubbes from the heilige alte heim, and that’s it. We drink only water for the rest of the chag.
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April 6, 2017 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm in reply to: I think we need a new forum specially for GoGoGo’s mishugassen #1252384zaltzvasserParticipantSo why are you <sitting> at a computer, again?
April 6, 2017 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm in reply to: I think we need a new forum specially for GoGoGo’s mishugassen #1252383zaltzvasserParticipantTroll
zaltzvasserParticipant@kippakeeper1212 – it’s an ongoing issue
@tralala- once you’re logged into your account, the drop-down arrow should give you a “my downloadable files” option. Alternatively, see if they emailed you with a link. Usually they do.April 6, 2017 5:38 pm at 5:38 pm in reply to: Please tell me all about how absent-minded you are #1252377zaltzvasserParticipantBut if your mind was already going, you would realize that that is a disgusting health-food combination that is not going to help! (No offense, IsaacZoooss96) (Your username takes really long to type!)
zaltzvasserParticipantTHANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU to whoever changed the color in my OP!
@IsaacZoooss96- great advice.
@LittleFroggie- you must be a guy.
@yungermanS – I think we should all pick option C – go to someone else in the family for Pesach. This way, there is no cleaning and no hotels. Brilliant, no?April 5, 2017 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm in reply to: Please tell me all about how absent-minded you are #1251680zaltzvasserParticipantI ran around frantically looking for my credit card*, which I had lost at a very popular tourist attraction.
It was in my pocket.
*identifying details changed so as not to harm anyone’s shidduchim
zaltzvasserParticipant@Avi_K, you reminded me of a story. An Israeli wanted to thank his American host for the delicious food. So he asked an American who was sitting at the table how to say טעים in English (if that turns into question marks I will join the army and use my gun to SHOOT). The American wanted to have a little fun, so he told him “atrocious.” The Israeli turns to his hostess and says (envision an accent here), “Thank you very much! The food was atrocious!”
Actually, that reminds me of another funny story, which I can’t post here or I will identify myself INSTANTLY.zaltzvasserParticipanttroll thread
zaltzvasserParticipant???, ???!
zaltzvasserParticipant#bumpingrandomthreads
zaltzvasserParticipantBeware: If you can give an answer this question, you are dating yourself.
zaltzvasserParticipant@shopping613 – Alex Clare is only obscure to frum people and Americans. One of his songs was the number one song in Germany and he’s made the top ten in other countries. Microsoft used one of his songs in an advertisement. He has a really interesting story- check it out on torahanytime.
April 5, 2017 12:25 am at 12:25 am in reply to: The “Defend Something You Are Against” Challenge #1250709zaltzvasserParticipantGood things about not using a shadchan:
1. No pressure
2. You have to be a mentch and say things *gasp* face to face sometimes
3. You can be just like Yaakov Avinu
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