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  • in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661909
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    It’s nice to see how creative we can get (mod 72)

    bein_hasdorim – it wasn’t so creative… It was loaded with yidden, we could have had a beautiful mincha minyon…

    in reply to: Esrog Jelly Warning #661856
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    the things you learn everyday… thanks!

    in reply to: Weird News #784261
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    and arafats peanut farmer friend won in 2002.

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661905
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    Thursday: Collected more seashells on the beach at Asbury Park, NJ.

    also… I went to Yeshiva Chol Ha’Moed each day with my three boys!

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664306
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    shaindel can you please send an email to: [email protected]. thank you.

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661876
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    Monday: Apple picking in CT

    Tuesday: Collected seashells on the beach at Asbury Park, NJ

    Wednesday: Mrs. 72 and the jr. 72s went to the monsey Uncle Moishy YBC concert

    Thursday: (Plans) an undisclosed location along the Jersey shore for more shell collecting

    in reply to: Apple Picking Locations #661342
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    here is a good site to help you find a place: http://www.pickyourown.org/

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660306
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    72 says thanks, but no thanks…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660303
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    wait… it isn’t sugar free? Dejected… 72 walks home

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660297
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    72 tried to schnorr dessert from 26…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660288
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    Joseph aka Joey aka secret agent was being closely monitored my the museum masterminds. all his agents were taken out and Joseph was bagged and tagged and now resides in a glass and steal case in the museum vault…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660269
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    back in mod HQ, they realize that 80 has been re-programmed and they need a highly trained mod who lives for danger, but 86 was at a greeting card convention and yours truly is still trying out all the whole wheat pizza recipes.

    is 26 up for the job or will 26 go the way of 80 and become a tourist attraction…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #2 #660267
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    not content to have a rookie mod as a tourist attraction the moderation panel quickly nominated 26 to go rescue 80. as soon as 26 returns from dinner, we will tell 26 of the assignment.

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081373
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    ok,

    match the name with the mod:

    moshe chaim (who lost his kippah)

    asher zelig (who spilled his drink)

    malky (who didn’t make it to the restroom quick)

    yitz (who dropped his ice cream)

    rivky (who used her shirt sleeve)

    shaindy (who is still in the backseat sick)

    old Rabbi Black

    big back moish

    fetteh shmeel

    moishe the nebach of the steeble

    lukshun keegle eater

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081369
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    25

    26

    36

    39

    42

    55

    58

    72

    80

    86

    99

    did I forget anyone?

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    there you go! that is your list (anyone surprised?)

    in reply to: Random Questions #1081366
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    ok, so you all want a list of the mods???

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660235
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    and that wraps up broken telephone… look for version 2

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885898
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    Wolf Ber went up to the mountains,

    Wolf Ber went up to the mountains,

    Wolf Ber went up to the mountains,

    To see his family.

    And all that he could see,

    And all that he could see,

    Was 60 miles of traffic,

    Was 60 miles of traffic,

    Was 60 miles of traffic,

    So. he spent Shabbos in Monsey.

    in reply to: Obamanomics #659973
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    so it would take close to 10 years to recover the cost. If crude goes down and the efficiency of the cars goes down and factoring out some of the cars as being taken out of service before 10 years(accidents) even longer…

    in reply to: Imagine Winning the Lottery …… #860027
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    if you lose you can light the lottery ticket on fire and get the benefit of watching paper burn without violating laws regarding the destruction of US currency OR you can save the losing tickets so that if you win you can offset your winnings with the loses for tax purposes

    in reply to: Child Safety Laws #670378
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    i have not read this thread, so if this is a repeat… sorry.

    Car seats: if a person is in an accident, it is recommended (strongly) that the car seats for the children be replaced as there could be undetected damage to the unit.

    in reply to: Imagine Winning the Lottery …… #860025
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    The following is a public service announcement:

    The Mega Millions is Jackpot is now $75,000,000 – Next Drawing is Tuesday September 25.

    you can play the Mega Millions in the following States:

    California, Georgia, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Texas, Virginia and Washington.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The PowerBall Jackpot is now $150,000,000 – Next Drawing is Wednesday September 26

    you can play the PowerBall in the following States:

    Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, U.S. Virgin Islands, Vermont, West Virginia and Wisconsin.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A bottle of Coke is anywhere from 1.25 and up and is available in all 50 States (as are dentists, endocrinologists and cardiologists)

    in reply to: An End To Accident Pictures #1021061
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    cherrybim, because they are too busy attending to the patient then to worry about their lights.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660127
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    the reporters have shown up and grandma is photographed waving a big sign that has PLEASE – NO PICTURES! written across it.

    in reply to: An End To Accident Pictures #1021057
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    btw grandma and simchasaba… I don’t disagree with either of you.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660108
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    …in the background a group of bochurim were seen trying hoist a calf over their heads after convincing the shochet to schecht it after they are done…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660106
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    the federal koilel just received another member…

    meanwhile in Monsey… an undercover PETA guy caused a distraction and another released all the chickens. On the corner of 306 and Kearsing Parkway chickens were seen running in all directions…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660094
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    dejected that she shidduch was off, I took a walk down 13th ave…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660092
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    …went to a B’D which forced 42 to give back all the prizes… they let him keep shidduch, but not the bracelet…

    in reply to: Cholent #671048
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    kapusta, walking down the street?

    you can take my word this will happen real soon

    Cholent powered rockets will take man to the moon…

    in reply to: An End To Accident Pictures #1021041
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    would you be just as mad if it was in a print newspaper or their online version?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660059
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    but later found out that the hair was routed through India…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660057
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    but, she was in the freezer and not available until she was 22…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660032
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    anyway… when the police showed up, I hid behind the chicken crates at the local kapparos site…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660015
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    Hymie was not in the office he was in the federal kollel. his message said he would be back in his office in 3-5…

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #660001
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    i decided to take the call from my broker first

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #659997
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    while standing outside the store deep in concentration praying for the miracle, the police towed my double parked Lexus LS600h

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #659988
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    so… i got in my Lexus LS600h and drove from Brooklyn to Passaic to Lakewood to Monsey and finally to Waterbury where someone gave me money to buy another lulav…

    in reply to: K�siva v�Chasima Tova #813372
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    To all my friends and co-moderators:

    as we wrap up 5769 and get ready 5770, I do not need to tell the old timers that it has been a wild, wacky year in the CR – so for a change, instead of a typical ornery and cantankerous comment from old-72, I will leave a more serious post for my final post of the year:

    to all those that I have offended please forgive me…

    and I can assure all of you that no one needs to asks me to forgive them.

    YW-Moderator-72

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124740
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    Parsha Nitzavim

    The Posuk says:

    I call heaven and earth today to bear witness against you: I have placed life and death before you, blessing and curse; and you shall choose life, so that you will live, you and your offspring.

    The posuk brought an unusual thought to mind. There is a theory in behavioral science known as cognitive dissonance. Simply stated, this is a discord between what a person believes and how a person behaves. The theory posits that a person can not on a sustained level hold two incompatible beliefs as there will be no peace of mind and this lack of inner harmony will either cause a change in the belief system and/or the behavior so that thought and deeds match.

    The connection between this posuk and cognitive dissonance may seem a bit of a stretch; however, perhaps after walking through a scenario or 2 the distance between the two will shrink

    The lesson that I take from this is:

    As we approach Rosh HaShanah and we read the Posuk above, we need to recognize that we may need to do two separate kinds of teshuva: 1) teshuva on the actual behavior (regret, confess and avoid) and 2) teshuva on the mindset in which a person rationalizes and justifies contradictory beliefs in order to engage in behaviors that are not in accordance with Torah values.

    We need to examine ourselves to see if our thoughts and behaviors are not only compatible but are also not corrupt. We need to ensure that our thoughts (as well as our behaviors) are in accordance with the path that will lead to blessing and to life.

    K’Siva v’Chasima Tova

    in reply to: Challah Baking Lizecher Nishmas The Mumbai Kedoshim #657880
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    ***EDITED*** one of our more astute posterS (who wants to remain anonymous for this item) pointed out QUitE correctly thAt contrary to what the post below implies, we do not bentch rosh chodesh this weeK…

    “…wanted to point out to you that the minhag is not to be mavarech chodesh Tishrei, so while you are technically correct timewise, it is not in fact Shabbos Mevarchim this week.”

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    posted on behalf of the person who started this project

    We are all so busy with the Yomim Norayim, it probably slipped your mind (as it did mine until about 4:30 AM) that THIS SHABBOS is Shabbos Mevorchim Tishrei. So here is the final reminder for this year!

    I am sending two delicious recipes (from my daughter, the family baker) that you may be interested in. For Weight Watchers, I have to warn you the honey cake is a whopping 114 points! And I doubled the recipe to get 3 big loaves 🙁

    May we all see a year of good health, Simchos, Nachas, Parnassah & the ultimate, Moshiach Tzidkenu mamosh now.

    Hindy

    BUTTERNUT SQUASH MUFFINS…delicious!

    Preheat oven to 350.

    3 c. flour (or 2 c. regular and 1 c. ww)

    1 c. sugar

    4 1/2 tsp. baking powder

    1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon

    3/4 tsp. salt

    Mix together in a bowl. Set aside.

    3 large eggs, lightly beaten

    1 T. vanilla

    1 c. apple juice

    1/2 c. oil

    In a separate bowl, mix together. Add to flour mixture until moistened.

    Toss 2 (20 oz.) pkgs butternut squash, thawed (or 2 med squash peeled, chopped and boiled) with mixture.

    Heavily grease muffin tins and fill with mixture, 2/3’s of the way. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean. If underbaked, they will sink!

    Using a knife, scrape along sides of muffins to release from sides of pan. Allow to cool for a few minutes and then tip over on to cooling racks. Allow to cool completely.

    DELICIOUS HONEY CAKE (this is so easy even I succeeded!)

    2 eggs

    3/4 c. honey

    1 c. sugar

    1 c. oil

    1 tsp. baking soda

    1 tsp. baking powder

    1 tsp. cinnamon

    2 1/2 c. flour

    1 c. strong, hot coffee

    Preheat oven to 350. Mix all ingredients together. Pour into greased 9×13 or loaf tins. Bake until toothpick comes out clean.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124725
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    ************Jax’s Tuesday D’Var Torah – Parshas Netzavim************

    “And you will return unto Hashem your G-d…” (Deut. 30:2) Rosh Hashanah approaching makes us think of returning to Hashem. Sometimes this can happen in the most unusual and unexpected ways, as the following amazing story points out:

    Michael was held up at knife point in a New England Public High School. His parents wasted no time enrolling him in the local catholic high school. One day he was assigned a book report on a great historical personality. After looking through the library he came across the name Maimonides, the great Jewish leader and thinker. The next week, Father McKenzie called him into his office, “Michael you’re the first student I’ve ever had who did a book report on a Jew. Why did you select Maimonides?”

    Because I’m a Jew,” the boy answered quietly.

    “You’re Jewish?” sputtered the astonished priest, “Then what are you doing in a catholic school?” Michael explained that it was not for religious reasons that his parents enrolled him. Father McKenzie lapsed into a long silence. Finally he wrote something on a piece of paper, handed it to the lad and said, “Michael, let me give you some advice. If you ever decide to learn about your religion, visit Jerusalem and look up this address.”

    That conversation awakened Michael to the realization that his Judaism, though he knew next to nothing about it, was extremely important to his life. At his high school graduation, he asked his parents for a graduation gift for which they were not prepared – a trip to Israel. Upon arriving in Israel, Michael withdrew a scrap of paper from his pocket. He located the Yeshiva, whose name and address were written on that paper – the paper Father McKenzie gave him years ago. He had never been in a Yeshiva before. He was about to enter a new wonderful world.

    Four years later Michael visited Father McKenzie, not as a catholic school student, but as a Yeshivah bachur. He thanked the priest and asked how it was that he came to give him that address. Father McKenzie explained, “When I was studying for the priesthood, I traveled to Jerusalem to study the sites and shrines of my people. I was curious to see the Wailing Wall which you Jews hold so dear. While there, a Rabbi approached me and offered to show me a Jewish school for young men with little or no Jewish education. I was taken aback by the warm reception I received at the Yeshivah. The people were so warm and friendly, so eager to help me. I stayed at the Yeshivah for three months of delightful study before returning to the States. I’ve always felt guilty about taking free tuition, room and board and never giving anything in return. Worse, I fooled every one of them into thinking that he was helping a Jewish kid find his roots. When I learned that you were Jewish and had some interest in your Judaism, I felt that this was an opportunity to pay back my debt.”

    Rosh Hashanah approaching makes us think of returning to Hashem! sometimes this can happen in the strangest of ways!

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124718
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    ames, thank you.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124717
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    Amen and thank you to all who responded.

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124712
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    L’Illuy Nishmas my father R’Shlomo Wolf bn. Yehuda Leib haLevi

    Ki Savo

    The last posuk in the parsha states: You Shall observe the words of this covenant, so that you will succeed in all that you do

    The following is a thought that I had on this posuk (note: usually I share my thoughts with a few people before I put them to the test of wide distribution, however, this time, I did not have time to do so… feel free to tell me if this does not seem like emes):

    After the listing of all the curses a person can become despondent and wonder how they ever have a chance. The Yetzer HaRa comes along and tells a person, listen, you messed up already, look at all the curses that are heading in your direction, there is no hope anymore. The Y’H has many tools, but one of the most powerful tools is depression. Once a person falls into depression and despairs of having a chance at succeeding, they give up.

    This can happen in all areas in life: spiritual and physical health, marriage, children, livelihood, etc. A person meets with resistance in these areas and essentially the Y’H sees an opening and jumps in attempting to wreak havoc on the emotional health of the intended victim. As soon as the person feels a sense of utter hopelessness they start losing their connection (closeness) to HaShem, which is the ultimate goal of the Yetzer HaRa.

    Immediately before the posuk the Torah tells us a little history: We were in Egypt, we saw great signs and wonders, we wandered for 40 years, we had clothing and food requirements taken care of, we even won battles against fierce enemies. Look at all that HaShem has done for us even when things seemed to be impossible! He was/is with us, he looked/looks out for us and he helped/helps us in every step and aspect of our life.

    If things are not going the way we think they should be going or if one falls short a person may begin to feel despondent and perhaps even forget that HaShem continues to guide and provide for us and most regrettably a person might think that HaShem has given up on them.

    So first we have several posukim about what HaShem did for us, and then, once we can see and understand and appreciate that we are not in this alone, we are told the secret to success: observe the words of the covenant. The person who has fallen short in one area or another, may think: yes, but I fell short so this success doesn’t apply to me. To that person we can respond that the same eternal covenant that the posuk refers to, HaShem in His mercy, included the opportunity to repent and move forward, so there is no need to despair.

    Every Elul as we prepare for judgment, we read this posuk that comes to tell us the path to success. Follow this covenant, the eternal Torah, know that HaShem is with you every step and you are never too far to return and you will succeed and being as the covenant is eternal, so too the success be eternal.

    The lesson that I take out of this is:

    HaShem in his abundant love for us is always with us, no matter where we are spiritually, physically and equally as important emotionally. If we have fallen in any of these areas, We can always call out in heartfelt prayer to help us with the cure. We are never to far removed to seek HaShem. Even if we are confined in the prison known as depression with the Y’H as the warden, we still are not to far away to cry to HaShem to release us.

    K’Siva v’Chasima Tova

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124708
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    Jax’s Bonus D’Var Torah – Parshas Ki Savo

    The Torah tells us in vivid detail, of the blessings and curses that can and will befall us. Sometimes, we have great blessings and don’t even realize their magnitude, as the following story illustrates:

    A group of Geography students studied the Seven Wonders of the World. At the end of that section, the students were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes:

    1. Egypt’s Great Pyramids,

    2. Taj Mahal,

    3. Grand Canyon,

    4. Panama Canal,

    5. Empire State Building,

    6. St. Peter’s Basilica,

    7. China’s Great Wall.

    While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student, a quiet girl, hadn’t turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The quiet girl replied, “Yes, a little. I couldn’t quite make up my mind because there were so many.”

    The teacher said, “Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help.” The girl hesitated, then read, “I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:

    1. to touch

    2. to taste

    3. to see

    4. to hear

    She hesitated a little, and then

    5. to run

    6. to laugh

    7. and to love

    It is far too easy for us to look at the exploits of man and refer to them as “wonders” while we overlook all Hashem has done, regarding them as merely “ordinary.” May you be reminded today of those things which are truly wondrous!

    in reply to: YWN Coffee Room Nightly D’Var Torah #1124707
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    I almost forgot…

    *************Jax’s Tuesday D’Var Torah – Parshas Ki Savo***************

    “Hashem has not given you a heart to recognize, and eyes to see, and ears to hear until this day.” (Deut.29:3)

    Moshe gave a special sefer Torah to the Sheivet of Levi. The other shevatim complained, “If you give the sefer Torah to Levi, their descendants will claim that the Torah was only given to them and not to all the shevatim. This could lead to the Torah being lost from Klal Yisroel.”

    Moshe had a very unexpected reaction to this complaint – he rejoiced! “I was never sure if your devotion to Hashem was complete. Now that I see your concern, I realize your devotion is whole hearted (Rashi).

    This nation had such a strong devotion to Hashem, that they kept their beliefs throughout the long, bitter, back breaking slavery in Mitzraim. They plunged into the Yom Suf on the faith that their beloved Hashem would surely save them [by parting the waters]. Out of unconditional love and trust in Hashem, they committed themselves to obeying the laws of the Torah sight unseen. Yet despite their powerful displays of devotion, Moshe was not convinced until today. It was only what he witnessed today that assured him of their commitment – their concern for the perpetuation of Torah in the future generations. This is the supreme litmus test of faith and closeness to Hashem. Personal piety is essential, but it is not enough; one can not say he truly values Torah if he does not appreciate the need to safeguard it for future generations.

    When Hashem commanded Avraham to perform the bris milah on himself, Avraham went to consult the sage Mamre concerning the bris. Avraham was not concerned about the painful operation he was about to undergo; rather, he was very concerned that others in his household would not want to perform this physically difficult mitzvah for themselves. He sought Mamre’s advice on how to assure that others would do this mitzvah. We see from here that Avraham was not satisfied to simply do the mitzvah himself and increase his own personal piety, he also wanted to spread the mitzvah to others. This made the mitzvah more complete. Mamre advised him, “First do the mitzvah for yourself, then others they will follow.”

    There was an older man who lived in Brooklyn, New York. Every morning he attended Shul and every morning, after leaving shul he would stand on a certain busy Brooklyn street corner, peering at the intersection for qround an hour, till he would finally walk home. The Rabbi asked him why he did this. He replied, “Rabbi, I went through the concentration camps and experienced the nazi’s demonic devastation. After the war, things looked very bleak and depressing for the Jewish people and there were those who wondered if Judaism would simply peter out. I once figured out that if I stand at this street corner in the mornings, I can see 30 different school buses taking children to various Yeshivos. When I see this, I realize that Hitler did not succeed. Torah still flourishes and the Jewish people thrive. Until I count all 30 buses, I just cannot start my day. This is why I stand here.”

    Personal piety is essential, but it is not enough: one can not say he truley values Torah if he does not appeciate the neet to safeguard it for future generation!

    in reply to: Compliments! #720960
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    THIS will link you to the tehillim thread. in that thread there is an attached google doc that can be accessed and people can sign up to say a kapital or more daily. on the next page, names can be inserted without identifying who posted it.

    in reply to: New And Returning Members! #856008
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    when we get posts coming in significantly more frequently than 2 in a 2 plus hour time span… I will call the troops in from running my errands…

    in reply to: Driving in Paradise! #656394
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    areivimzehlazeh

    I have warned you before about clearing your throat in front of the open-mic, I am a bit surprised that I have to warn you about making yourself presentable when the cameras are rolling…

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