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Are there any Dougies still open?
Car services are expensive, the girl should offer to dribe or take public transit.
Same way you get to Carnegie Hall…
Goq, what do you think of Pope Francesa I? Do you think he should reunite with Cardinal Russo?
There is no coca-cola on the moon. There is no 770 replica on the moon. This proves conclusively that it can’t be landed on.
I use email to build snowmen and slice bread. Teenagers should be building snowmen and slicing bread so that’s fine as long as they aren’t socializing.
1am Hawaii time?
Snort
Stare at a gemara.
Just because they are “not accepting new members” doesn’t mean they won’t search for you. It just means that they are full and aren’t obligating themselves to you.
You choose 2 matchmakers, those matchmakers are obligated to search for you once a week or something (otherwise they get kicked off the site, I’m not sure the rules exactly).
But any matchmaker can do a search and suggest shidduchim for you if they want.
And you will come up in their searches when they are working on others (if a matchmaker does a search for a boy, your profile might come up as a possible match based on the database’s algorithm and then the shadchan can suggest the match whether you are “in their network” or not).
Bottom line, sign up and see what happens. It’s not a scam.
On an ipod you can slow down or speed up mp3’s if they are audiobooks or podcasts. In itunes on the computer right click the file, choose info and there should be a choice to change media type to podcast, audiobook, etc. (default is “music”). The annoying thing is that itunes itself doesn’t have the option to play at the different speeds so you have to listen from the ipod.
Popa is mean
Continuing the discussion from http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/salad-dressing-1
1/3 mayo, 1/3 ketchup, 1/3 salsa
The ipod touch records without any added gadget. And on that note, thee ipod touch is a very cool invention.
Annoying invention – those credit card readers that never seem to work, and the touch screen that u are supposed to sign that also doesn’t work. The kind of readers where you just waive your card in front of it is awesome – and so is the touchscreen when it works.
Baruch Hashem, the snow is all melted. Tomorrow we shall March Fourth toward Spring!
Rabbi: you walk an hour to shul, you should at least daven!
Congregant: Daven?! I can do that at home.
The Saturday dish went off at a run with the silver Sunday spoon.
There is no Joseph. There is no CR.
It’s not just popa who bumps a lot of threads, Joseph does that too…
Is a dolt like a snortface?
I met a few over Purim.
I can make noise with a graggar, very talented.
As WIY said, it is a lashon nikiya. A nicer, more refined way of saying it.
Perhaps the fact that you are using “Lashon HaKodesh” – The Holy Language – makes it better.
The Torah which has no extra words added “extra words” to refer to a non-Kosher animal as “not tahor” rather than “tamei”.
The words we say affect us more than we realize and it couldn’t hurt to say things in a nicer way.
On a lighter note, in honor of Purim, there might be an inyan to not saying the name of The Dark Lord ^_^
Some people have a natural musical talent and can teach themselves without ever pick’ing up a book or taking lessons. For others it is harder.
I think Popa is looking for a girl who davens vasikin daily.
What is the inyan of davening vasikin on Purim (besides the same inyan that applies every day of the year)?
Does it apply to women too?
6 more weeks of Purim!
Are snortfish Kosher?
No
Still hungry, time for a midnight snack…
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/archive/157939/Is+that+L’Chaim+Worthwhile?.html
This article says to drink in moderation on Purim so I guess will noderate while drinking…
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Most of the “problems” people have with Purim are the hard alcohol and beer parties Purim night – these have about as much a “mekor” as drinking at a SZ or on Shabbos. The mitzvah that I know of is to drink wine Purim day. Halevei that kids today would only do that.
Purple, Purim Torah are funny divrei torah, such as vorts based on misreadings of psukim/chazal (vashti asesa mishtei nashim) or lomdish vorts based on non-Torah sources (fairy tales). Read the ones in this thread, they are very funny if you get them. I guess girls who don’t learn gemara can’t appreciate the humor as much.
If you add your little friend who visited your classroom the other day to some chocolate you can have chocolate mouse. Then you can add some antlers to it. Viola! Don’t get any on your guitar.
Go to the bakery and buy a big chocolate chip cookie. Then go to Dunkin donuts, buy a black, non-flavored coffee, and pour it on the cookie. Viola!
Serve with beans and nachos.
I use either yellow or white American cheese squares. Those are easiest to use and fit well when quartered.
Will there be a megila reading in the CR for those too addicted to go to shul?
Is Tebow the next pope?
Speaking of which, now that Joseph is stepping down as pope, will he be posting more?
The most important thing for a seminary is that it shud hav its own thread in the CR, so popa, please start a new thread for each of ur sems!!!