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I toivel my paper plates and bring my own food even when I eat at my Rosh Yeshiva’s house. And of course, libun gamur on my braces, not just before Pesach but between every milchigs and fleishigs meal
Jason Marquis is Jewish. Unfortunately, he is injured for the season.
On a related note, I once met Tamir Goodman.
Borei havlei ha’aish
They are waiting for the 8th day to name him because after all – he is a Brit!
Mammale, I have heard those rumors as well though I have no idea how factual they are.
If the Royal Baby is in fact Jewish then I care for him as I care for any other Jew, even if his father is not a Jew. I would hope that he has a Kosher bris b’kzmano.
Toi used to be able to do this before he got a new subtitle.
Today, George Zimmerman helped rescue a family from overturned SUV in Sanford, FL.
When will he learn to stay in his car? ^_^
And I still haven’t found that salted caramel you once mentioned. The store I go to doesn’t seem to have such a large selection. Though I did find a coupon for it.
I didn’t go get a free slurpee this year. Does that make me poreish min hatzibbur? Can I do tshuva buy buying extra Hagaan Daaz?
I keep a towel in the car and use it to hold the steering wheel, I never thought of putting it on the steering wheel when it’s parked – good idea.
The other issue I have is the handle to open the car door gets really hot sometimes.
I’m still trying to dig out from that storm. Is it over yet?
Maybe we can resolve both pshatim by saying that mashiach will use Google SketchUp to build the 3rd Bais Hamikdash and then it will come out of his computer and descend from heaven in fire.
eclipse, welcome back. Some people call her T613 for short.
Bump (sue me)
I’m tired.
R’ Moshe Meir Weiss tells a story of when he was sitting outside with R’ Moshe Feinstein. They each got a cup of tea and within minutes R’ Weiss’s tea attracted bugs and R’ Moshe Feinstein’s did not.
Popa, what if she wears pants and is morbidly obese? Perhaps you can convince her to dress tznius and diet – 2 mitzvos for the price of one!
Become a tzaddik like R’ Moshe Feinstein – the flies didn’t bother him (and his clothes didn’t become sweaty)
Control alt delete… or just get an Apple.
CC, your hat and jacket were probably brown or gray so they are un-frum even when you wear them. ^_^
Chanan bisha?
I found that the whole wheat instant noodle soup takes longer to “cook” then the same brand’s regular wheat which makes it more al dante which I like (I used to eat tradition soup noodles “raw”)
No squeak, you are Number #4. Joseph is 1, 2, and 3.
I Troll for Giant Squid.
Zeeskite is not J, s/he now has a new screenname(s one of) which may or may not be shopping613
I speak Troll, Mermish, and Gobbledeguk
How Old
Eileen’s two-year-old great-grandson was excited about
having his birthday in a few days. When asked how old he
would be, he always said he would be four and held up four
fingers.
His mother tried to explain that he would be three, that
three came after two, but he wasn’t convinced.
He told her that he had to be four because when he tried to
hold up three fingers, the fourth came up too.
Bircas Habayis from Aish (Baruch Levine’s tune). Can be used for Mi Adir too.
If you want, I can infect then fix your computer for $150. That’s a 50% discount over Microsoft!
How he got your number? Probably from the RFID on your Chase credit card. ^_^
I started walking 10 miles a day a few weeks ago. Now I’m hopelessly lost. I think I’m somewhere in Virginia. I need new shoes but I don’t have Confederate money to pay for new ones. Next time I’ll try walking in your shoes. This way, if you try to Chase me to steal my credit cards you won’t have shoes so won’t be able to catch up.
Sounds like somebody got your card number and name, I assume Chase has closed down that card and given you a new number now.
This can happen with all banks, not just Chase. I got a call last week from my bank – not Chase – about a suspicious online charge. After verifying that I didn’t make the charge, they closed my card and issued me a new one. I was actually impressed that they detected the random charge as fraud.
I’m confused, how could The Rebbe make fraudulent charges on your credit card if you and your card are in Chicago and he is in Queens?
Rebbe used to swim with his jacket, tie, and hat. Oh hold, on, that was playing baseball…
Ask Harvey
147, go to Australia and you can experience a much longer Shavu’os night.
So you can make aliya as long as your thumb and index finger make aliya together.
“The Linburg-Comstock (LC) syndrome is
distinguished by the inability to actively
flex the interphalangeal (IP) joint of the
thumb without simultaneously flexing
the distal IP joint of the index finger. Any
resistance to this ‘parasitic’ reaction
causes pain on the palmar side of the
wrist or in the distal part of the forearm;
this is due to an anomalous tendinous
connection between the flexor pollicus
longus (FPL) and the flexor digitorum
profundus (FDP).”
Ummm, shouldn’t that be Chief Clergywoman? Or should we call it Chief Clergyperson?
popa-bar-abba runs YWN and he is a Rabbi with a black hat.
Joseph also runs YWN but he is not a Rabbi although he wears a black hat in public.
What if you are being henpecked by mods?
Joba got shushed by the Modern Orthodox? Was he talking during the prayer for the Medina?
I didn’t grow up eating Hersheys and Haagen Dazs. I still eat them. And I haven’t grown up yet ^_^
About the newspaper thing, I see this a lot on Shabbos morning with people trying to check sports scores (perhaps the news too though that doesn’t usually change much between Friday afternoon and Shabbos morning).
If they are looking at a Jewish paper than it is probably because they’re curious to see it but don’t buy it themselves.
If you are seeing this daily I would say that it is just regular curiosity to know what’s going on in the world. Goyim would do this too if they hadn’t read the paper yet. They read it first thing when they get up with their breakfast while Jews go straight to davening so don’t always have a “newspaper seder”.
OOM, no milchig meals? What religion are you from? Do you have smicha too? ^_^
I once had a quick fleishig meal after the early morning kiddush and then woke up 6 hours later for cheesecake 🙂
If my cheesecake is white with dripping black chocolate does that make it dripping yeshivish?
OOM, if they sell chalav stam then by definition they are not heimishe and should lose their heimishe hashgacha ^_^
gavra_at_work wrote:
And I was going to say Dax, as in Shloime Dax the singer.
How about Jax? Haven’t seen him/her around here in years
It was definitely different, I liked the idea of having their own staff members who know their programs run the show rather than people like Country Yossi and Lipa who are just paid entertainers. Although, they are professional entertainers for a reason – they are more entertaining