Smartcookie: but the limerick/riddle/brain teaser type threads have to be joint. Besides of course they are repeating, they have been so buried people forgot they existed so everything is started anew instead of being continued

Do returning members count as new if to you guys we are if you came during our absence?

Now that we’re being specific

If from across the pacific

I don’t know her

Then all I’ll show her

Is how I’m genterific

All that I will do

Is nod my head to you

But if on the street

You did greet

I’ll say how do you do

Now should I go post this in the limerick thread? 😀

I know they aren’t the same thing I was just saying that they were situations which even a first responder can’t take care of (I was one for two summers in the catskills)

Well let’s see … How much can a FR do for bad trauma (ax to the foot/leg, concussion via axe handle/back of the blade, swimming accidents, trips and falls off of bikes onto rocky ground then/and down rocky hills) or how about med assessment cases (though I did do escorts (on foot) for kids who needed to take their meds, I couldn’t be assigned to the kids who due to it being late (they “forgot” to take their meds for too long) had to have the meds brought to them or needed to be transported to a hospital. Here is a common one in the mountains, animal bites or poisoning, … Is this enough? (and yes all of these happened). Oh did I mention this was in a boy scout camp (where these things for some reason seem prone to happening)

There are seriously websites for this?!

I already do!

Now we have two

Say hello

Now don’t say no

To every single jew!

The things I kept seeing were more than just CPR/first aid/first responder level. Working on an ambulance unless maybe volunteer would not have worked out (besides the pay issue) so instead I decided to be a non-affiliated unit (though I would still like to work on an ambulance nonetheless)

Oh my! Look at the time!

The fault now would be mine

Go now with speed

For I need

To wake up before nine

Limericks wane and wax

Don’t worry I’ll be back

After shul

And then school

At more I’ll give a crack

Daas I just realized

Why you made your rhyme

From the time

I made mine

It became second to one

What do you mean all EMTs are unlicensed?

I took the course to have the knowledge and so when I go to help someone I am not stam a yukkle but rather a certified professional (it doesn’t pay well enough to provide a parnassah though I am quite tempted to join hatzolah once I am allowed to (after shanah rishonah)

I didn’t get certified not due to personal choice rather due to circumstance. I would like to get certified at some point

I would write a book like that ‘cept my literary skills aren’t THAT good. Another thing is, that once those types of books became the norm, to write something outside the mold would be very hard to sell. Even once it does sell, one would still have to keep a balance because we don’t want it to go the other way either. Then again you did ask who has the courage to break the mold, implying that you do know what the difficulties are. Why don’t we just go to college (or take a writer’s/correspondence course so we wouldn’t have to actually go to college), learn to write properly/wonderfully and write a book ourselves (or two if we each do one)

Agreed (and I am a guy and would do it myself) one just sees certain things in society which offend and really aren’t nice (can’t you tell I was raised with an “out-of-town” attitude? Actually I wasn’t, I was raised in a family which emphasizes certain good middos and in a community which emphasizes others)

not anything alcoholic or carbonated. Food, nothing that requires slurping or fingers (this does not include using fingers to hold the silverware lol)

Oh my I just got what daas did *blush* whoops lol

No my last name is not zmiros

It really seems quite plain

Seems you want to make it a game

Of trying to see

How easy

It is to be guessing my name

😀 yossi 😀 (if you couldn’t tell I am trying to find some signature that fits)

Looks like we have another blunderg

With brooklyn torn asunder

Cars stuck on J

As if they were hay

Now let’s go have some fun-dur

Here I am quite bored

Another limerick thought I’d score

So here it is

Oh my gee whiz

Now let’s hear some more

Back to brooklyn I must bus

Though I don’t get the fuss

There may be snow

So just go slow

And your patience please don’t bust

Definitely not me then. I may have what to do with music but I am not that high up. (My last name isn’t “z” it just starts with it)

Z report? Is that even real? (If it is, I have no idea what it even is so I would have to say no)

Here is an oldy

Adjusted to not be moldy

About a guy

Who went to lie

In bed as an old fogey

It’s raining, it’s pouring

The old man is snoring

He bumped his head

Went back to bed

And didn’t get up ’till morning

Blinky you are mistaken

GD forbid I should be claimin’

365 as mine

Twas just keeping time

And now let’s keep on playin’

What I would like to see

Swinging from a tree(?)

A yoda’s rhyme

From star wars time

Now what does that make me?

Daas yochid may I correct

At driving I’d be a wreck

But for now I buss

So please don’t fuss

I’ll see you when I get back

A driver’s license I have

But it would be quite bad

For on no sleep

The streets I’d sweep

With any car I had

Wheeee!!!! (Again) this is awesome!!! (And extremely fun and entertaining)

Whenever I start to try

I will never go cry

If I fail twice

Or be it thrice

Never is it bye, bye

(??? ???? ???? ????)

Mazal tov to my cousin

She now has a chosson

The wedding’s today

So on my way

To B-more I shall be goin’

(I know, still not the greatest but I stayed within the guidelines-one thing at a time) but still true-I am heading to baltimore today for my cousin’s chasuna

I think I am getting influenced in the “new” ways of the CR (check out the limerick thread)

Wow the beginning of this thread brought back some really great memories of the “good old days” and the fun times we (myself and the older members (a lot of which seem to have disappeared *ahem jax, ames, etc*) used to have. Then it shows transformations she’ain kamohoo …