1day: you say that if only … Well a lot of people do learn full time etc to get the girl they want but it usually ends in disaster because they are representing someone they are not

Both for to give money to a poor goy is also tzeddoko (I just don’t think you can use maaser for it)

I would say that depending on the severity of the issue it may be a ship sinker if the boy doesn’t know to start out with

Oh come on mbachur what was the difference between r’ wilhelm and r’ fireman?

Imanonov: my grandfather tells the martini joke except when he says it he has the husband flying on a plane and the wife is the one who educated him before sending him off

Done. Mod 80 is now mashgiach (though we skipped menahel …)

Deiyezooger: are you chassideshe? (Toeis akI”m …)

Maybe they are boarding in NY because it makes it easier on travel?

Now that is a question being that a father has a responsibility to marry off his son (gemarah kiddushin daf lamed/lamed alef (I am not 100% sure of the exact daf). In regards to a kolel yungerman saving the maaser money for themselves this would have no bearing as to whether one can use maaser for dating (there are those that hold that people who learns in kollel are chashuv k’ani) and in regards to being able to afford a wife (and family etc) that is a whole other parsha and hopefully will at least be discussed on the dates. It has nothing to do with the question being discussed.

Anybody hear the story about when men were being admitted into heaven they were told to form two lines. One was for those who were dominated by their wives and one for those who dominated. All except one stood in the first line. When the one man was asked how he got to be standing in the second line, he responded: my wife told me to …

Yochi please tell your husband that there actually is a masseches chanuka (it isn’t very commonly known by that name though). It is about 2-3 blatt at most and is in the middle of masseches shabbos.

Yes there are kosher phones in america (by the way I use on average about 1500 texts a month just from talking with people (not just stam schmoozing either) they just add up (it also helps that I have a lot of people that I am close with as contacts)

Excuse me for being flukey

Sorry for driving you kookey

I am extremely tired

My brain’s all a-mired

Right now I sound quite rookie

Sorry people I’m out for a bit

My mind is starting to flit

I can not rhyme

Not even two times

I think I will now git

Distracted as can be

It is obvious to me

I must rest

So all the best

Now can I have my tea

🙁 yossi 🙁

Imaofthree: that is why this is a MEN’S thread … Lol (I happen not to like herring …)

I am now nearing my second year here (march) but I had an absence of about a year like six months after I joined

You want to knit or crochet your own tallis/tefillin bag? (There is a difference)

Mbachur: My brother learned in torah ohr not my father

Smartcookie I thank you much

Wishing you a gut voch

But myself I couldn’t

Nor I wouldn’t

Have done it without help much

I owe a debt of gratitude

To dear daas yochid too

For giving me

The courage to be

Limericist on tune (hey how about turning that into a subtitle!)

Have I been mentioning?

Daas yochid lim by lim?

Don’t be sad

Nor be mad

For smiles I want to bring

I give credit where it is due

(See I gave it to you too)

Now let’s go

And have a show

With limericks anew

Wolf: now I am starting to doubt that you aren’t kapusta … (Unless she is GREEN cabbage …) Lol 😀

*hic*

Daas yochid said it clearly

And I hold it very dearly

The rules they say

Are needed to play

Now please come and hear me

I will now pass on

What really has not gone

Very far behind

This post of mine

Now please don’t yell mom (random?)

The rules they say are few

But lines one and two

Also five

Have to rhyme

Then 3 and 4 too

The rhymes I see you have

The syllables need a tad

Of work by you

Oh my it’s true

At me please don’t be mad

The first 2 limerick lines

Can have at most 9

The next are five

And then you dive

Into limerick mines

Before you get limerick heaven

The last line no more than seven

Syllables fine

And then you dine

On limericks and leaven

*whew*

Yoyo56: the term “in the parsha” is used instead of are you on the dating scene (don’t ask me why because I don’t know) but from your original post I would assume not (and to answer your question, depending on the circles would depend if it is “normal.” for example there are certain chassidim amongst whom it is quite common to find the girls getting married at or around 16)

Oh and no one should be talking to the involved parties unless there is going to be something lemaaseh (a date) happening (that mistake was made by me but thankfully it was caught and taken care of)

Whoops my bad. I posted the limerick in the “my new subtitle” thread (why? I don’t know. I don’t remember I just bumped into it now)

Hmm my limerick seems not to have posted. Oh well maybe it wasn’t allowed but I am not gonna bother to find out not that important and I don’t want to bother the mods (if it was inappropriate then I am sorry mods)

I love coffe: nope! (Oh and welcome I believe this is the first time I have seen you here)

Me thinks (no not the poster) that there are some people in the CR going out now due to the recent influx of dating etiquette questions (though strangely some of them seem to be started by posters who I am under the impression are married already …)