Lolz! I didn’t say anything 🙂 smartcookie is a she? I guess I will have to look over posts

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Nice to meet you too. Now we have smart cookie, sweet cookie, what next? Chocolate chip cookie? =D

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Funny but too real life (yes I can actually see something like that happening to people first married) but if you were to continue and go on to further years maybe …

What does the barber do to your hair? Eclipse it (sorry) 🙂

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What? I have to speak to my people friends? But the roaches are the best informants, they’re everywhere! JK!

Don’t worry I have people friends too =D

(That was for the roach comment and wasn’t meant to be serious or have anything to do with what I said I’d do)

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Candy: well why not put in an actual smiley? If you couldn’t tell I am a big advocate of them. “>O<613 :)” how is that for you?

Smiley: look what you did to us all =)) Lol

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Ahh those were the days when we thought we were getting away with as little learning as possible and yet when we look back we are amazed at what the teachers were able to accomplish (I still maintain a kesher with my sixth grade rebbe)

But I say no! We must put a stop to it! Revenge! It is time to educate the younger grades/kids in the ways of shtick! JK! Lol

Seriously here are a couple more (some of them are variations but twists can make old tricks newly fun)

-turn the classroom 90 degrees:

In a classroom with four regular walls, move the teacher’s desk one wall over and adjust the student desks accordingly. You are all now still facing the teacher’s desk as before but you viewpoint has now shifted

Alternatively only turn all the desks (including the teacher’s) 90 degrees so everyone is now facing the same “wrong” direction but leaving you with the student desks in the same spot they should be but just now you are sitting alongside instead of in front of the teacher’s desk. Example: make it so everyone now has their left side facing the chalk/white board instead of forward-facing it

-hide and don’t seek

You must have hiding spots in the classroom to do this one. At the beginning of class before the teacher comes have at most 3 students hide inside the classroom. They should get marked absent. When the teacher is next not looking start switching one at a time each time the teacher doesn’t look.

Have fun and don’t get caught otherwise the game is up. Oh and for those hiding make sure you pay attention to the lesson, depending on the teacher they may want to make sure you were paying attention not just playing games.

Enjoy! Remember, I would never tell you to do something I haven’t done 😉

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I have been looking at my writing style and I nominate myself for too many parentheses used (kinda self criticism no? See what I mean with the parentheses?)

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Leave the teacher’s desk where it is but turn around your desks so now everyone is facing the same way (‘cept now the teacher is in back … And yes me and my class did it, confused the teacher a bit at first but then he broke out laughing and told us to turn back around).

Or …

Just turn the teacher’s desk around and see how long it takes them to notice (this does NOT work if the “wrong” side of the desk has a back) the only reason the teacher even caught on was because he noticed we were trying not to smile (and then when he caught on what we did we all (including the teacher) had a good laugh)

My class was horrendous in elementary/middle school I will bli neder do my best to remember some more of what we did (purim time, not the rest of the year)

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Candy: thanx! Now I need a new signature (started a thread for signature ideas) I think I improved mine. What do you think?

Yes I couldn’t leave out the smileys lol

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I find this to be very true and therefore try my best to be sensitive (for example I don’t just “grunt” bye instead I try to say goodbye, see you soon, make it a great day! While making sure to make eye contact etc)

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Thank you smiley! Due to my change in subtitle (thank you mod-88!!) Now I have to change my signature so here is

Though I am thinking I should put smileys with it also …

Smiley, obviously we can’t be each other. You are a she and I am a he (and we live in two different places)

Zuberman

Yay! (Now I have to think of a different signature … Hmm how about this?)

Zuberman

Hey! You got a new subtitle! Awright! (Mods: now can I get one? Please? Maybe even the one I requested?)

K I’ll put the “smileys” (I told you they are really grins. Well at least they are, the way they show up on my BBM (blackberry messenger) back (the q marks were for you to replace and in a way I guess you did by reinstating the “smileys”)

Um the parentheses wasn’t meant to be part of the signature …

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So instead of hating, post your own! 🙂

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Goq: that was their point …

It isn’t choshed bikesharim if there is no chezkas kashrus

I will try the limerick style

Though I haven’t in a while

I will not boast

Look at my post

Hold on I’ve got mayil (mail)

I said earlier in this thread

That I really had to go to bed

Please don’t shout

Nor chew me out

Or else I’ll bang my head

Give me at most a week

Without driving me up a creek

Better I may be

Though not yet fully

And now I shall go to sleep (it is 12:30 by me)

Daas: was that better?

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I actually put lol to revive the thread (it had just fallen off) it was then I noticed that it was at 699 so I made the 700th so 😛 mbachur 😀

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700th post let’s see even more laughs!

Can you elucidate further? (Like giving the whens?)