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  • in reply to: is it OK to make fun of ourselves? #727797
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    It is permissible (not advisable) to poke fun at oneself, so long as others are not included, as a blanket statement.

    in reply to: Yeshivish and Manners #727330
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    I too find this to be the truth. It should / must be addressed.

    in reply to: The Apology Thread #727619
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    The true ???? is if one sreen name can ridicule another belonging to the same person (e.g. Joseph)

    in reply to: Do Not Read This Thread #894605
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    To answer your questions ?? ????? ?????..

    0) What are you doing here? I’m not here.(???? ??????? ??) Does anynoe see me ‘here’? Read the other post about what happens when someone screams “Don’t look”

    1)Do I know someone here in real life? Yes I do. I don’t want to reveal their identity without leave.

    2)My profession (or lack therof)? Here goes: Retired, Student, Musician, Couch Potato, Other. (can’t be specific – else my cover will be blown)

    in reply to: What Do You Do During The Blizzard #726909
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    During the blzzard I posted away on all posts.

    in reply to: Does It Bother You When… #726456
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    B”H

    Farshtanti

    in reply to: Do You Have A Picture In Your Mind? #1003819
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    Did anyone care to envision RuphRuph? I dare to speculate (s)he’s a cute looking puppy with a short wagging tail? As (s)he confessed on the othe thread, the bark is LOWER the the bite.

    in reply to: The Coffee Oscars! #992286
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    ????.. ??? ?? ??? ?? ????

    in reply to: Are You Waiting For Your Lucky Break,Or… #726369
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    I think doggie is refering to the Gemarah that sais

    ???? ????? ???? ????? ???? ???? ????? ?????

    (??????? ?? ?”?).

    in reply to: Cutting Off A Car #1177387
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    Cedarhurst, I refering to the area like the entrance or exit of the Brooklyn bridge, way past the double solid white line. I don’t actually take two lane, just enough for any normal drive to have to think twice before cutting ahead.

    If you live in the area, you’ll realize the only alternative is to wait in line for about a half hour for a distance of a couple of feet!

    in reply to: The Coffee Oscars! #992274
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    Rebb. Esther

    How do you know they’re two doggies? Maybe one is a gigul of the other, who was thought to be some ‘joseph again’, who was a gilgul of..

    in reply to: Does It Bother You When… #726446
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    to B”H:

    Why can’t you fargin the ones who can’t fargin too? That’s also ‘fargin’ing!

    in reply to: Cutting Off A Car #1177382
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    HolyMoe: To prevent the above, I usually stick out taking up both lanes, to prevent others from cutting in. I generally hear loud protests (honking) but whether they learn their lesson or not, they don’t get ahead of me.

    in reply to: Does It Bother You When… #726438
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    In Yiddish it’s called ‘fargin yenem’. We’ll go one step further and be happy and glad for someone else’s gain. – It’s the trait of Jewishness – ????? ?????.

    in reply to: Story time – NEW WORLD GAME JAN 7 #1174775
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    sheqels

    in reply to: The Coffee Oscars! #992256
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    What happend to Josef again?

    in reply to: Random Fact Thread #863484
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    There was some earth shattering fact mentioned before.

    in reply to: Character Defects #725801
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    I’m way too serious.

    in reply to: Favorite Simcha Drummer #1117775
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    estherhamalka

    What makes you think I drum? What makes you think I play at all?

    in reply to: Face to Face- Not in the CR #725824
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    Same as with driving, many take on a new personality (or lack of it)

    in reply to: Bein Adam Lachaveiro in the coffee room #725170
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    Ruff2

    Are you implying that we cant call you Doggie?

    in reply to: My Voice Will Not Be Heard Any More… #724226
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    Rebbe Wolf

    I think Doggie answered correctly. Everything has to be taken in within its surroundings. He’s barking up the right tree.

    But it’s best to daven loudly (????? ?????, ???) as stated in the Ramban. A Rishon dosn’t need my haskama.

    But I do blame you for ‘who has a tendency to blame himself for just about everything’.

    in reply to: My Voice Will Not Be Heard Any More… #724211
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    There is a Ramban in the end of this week’s Parsha (Bo) that elaborates on this point – of davening out loud. ???? ??? ???? ?????? ????? ???. Look it up – it’s the last piece. He sais that this is the reason for creation!

    Besides for this reason, I heard from R. Miller Ztz”l, that when we do mitzvohs and especially when it comes to davening – talking to HaShem, we do it with enthusiasm. When talking to a friend or doing business, then it’s the time to tone down. That in effect puts things in their proper place. When Kohanim went about their ways in the Bais HaMikdash, the did it with vivaciousness and pomp, as ?????? say ????? ??? ?????. That’s why originally they would run onto the ???? vying for the ???? of the ??????.

    Nowdays, R. Miller ztz”l notes, we find even Torah oriented Yidden who find davening boring. Upon entering they pick out a bunch of seforim to look into, some publications, and then maybe a small siddur too. The davening as a whole is spent between on sefer and the next, with some mumbling in between. Is this Kavod HaShem? We’re talking about Talmidei Chachomim on Shabbos. How much worse for businessmen and during the week. ???? <click> ???? <send> ???? <inbox> ????? <outbox>. Disgusting! Is this all the attention we afford our creator. Then at the towards the conclusion of davening, the talis & tefilin long wrapped up, three feet out the door already waiting for him to finish and be done already! I once heard about an ancient custom by the Yekkies, if one removed his Tefilin before the very end of davening (being impatient) the Kehilla would fine him.

    The sport fans root their heros loudly, let us too root for HaSHem LOUDLY with fanfare.

    ?????? ?? ????? ?????.

    in reply to: Carbon Monoxide Poisoning #724665
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    Did anyone hear of Hydrodioxide poisoning?

    in reply to: A real test for me:Your suggestions? #724259
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    There is the story (I forgot who) of a girl aspiring to become a opera star, she got an assurance that if she’d stop she would beget Talmidei Chachomim.

    in reply to: My Voice Will Not Be Heard Any More… #724204
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    ????? ????? – ???? ??

    in reply to: Snow Removal At Your Homes #737751
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    Rebb. Hadassah:

    I don’t know about you, you probably have never attempted to master the shovel. I sometimes offer to clear my neighbor’s corner house. Let me tell (write) you, it’s not easy. (There should be a kimetorin heim for all heimishe attempting this career!) Then come the trucks and push the whole mess into what you were just clearing!! That’s what causes the mess at the corners.

    in reply to: Are we really squezzing out every ounce? #723805
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    Some who gives thought to these isn’t drinking decaffeinated!

    in reply to: where can I get a Shabbos hat? #723694
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    What color are hats these days? I forgot the color mine was when I bought it.

    in reply to: When To Tell Our Parents #723991
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    Just ask your parents or parents in law when they want to know the good tidings.

    in reply to: Should a Yid own a Dog? Woof Woof! #1168828
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    MeoMeo or was it RuffRuff:

    The Gemarah talks (deals) with being megadal a Kelev Rah – one who barks (startles / freightens people) even without biting. Like RuffRuff>byte (or Ruff 2 byte)

    However with a tame one, one can do various mitzvhos, feeding before eating, tzar baalai chaim, walking with a koser leash on shabbos.

    in reply to: Plow This Snow! #964885
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    How about pulling down the ‘No Parking’ signs from all the streets that haven’t been plowed. If there is no sanitation what do we need ‘No Parking’ for?

    That will probably send a loud message to city hall that we, in fact DO exist.

    in reply to: Tehllim at night? #723115
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    That’s why we don’t say ????? by maariv in the weekdays.

    in reply to: No Women On The Seruv List? #746816
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    Why can’t people get along together peacefully?

    in reply to: Nittel Nacht On Friday Night! #837259
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    The real question is if we’re allowed to post here on nittel.

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