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NonsenseMember
It is permissible (not advisable) to poke fun at oneself, so long as others are not included, as a blanket statement.
NonsenseMemberI too find this to be the truth. It should / must be addressed.
NonsenseMemberThe true ???? is if one sreen name can ridicule another belonging to the same person (e.g. Joseph)
NonsenseMemberTo answer your questions ?? ????? ?????..
0) What are you doing here? I’m not here.(???? ??????? ??) Does anynoe see me ‘here’? Read the other post about what happens when someone screams “Don’t look”
1)Do I know someone here in real life? Yes I do. I don’t want to reveal their identity without leave.
2)My profession (or lack therof)? Here goes: Retired, Student, Musician, Couch Potato, Other. (can’t be specific – else my cover will be blown)
NonsenseMemberDuring the blzzard I posted away on all posts.
NonsenseMemberB”H
Farshtanti
NonsenseMemberDid anyone care to envision RuphRuph? I dare to speculate (s)he’s a cute looking puppy with a short wagging tail? As (s)he confessed on the othe thread, the bark is LOWER the the bite.
NonsenseMember????.. ??? ?? ??? ?? ????
NonsenseMemberI think doggie is refering to the Gemarah that sais
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NonsenseMemberCedarhurst, I refering to the area like the entrance or exit of the Brooklyn bridge, way past the double solid white line. I don’t actually take two lane, just enough for any normal drive to have to think twice before cutting ahead.
If you live in the area, you’ll realize the only alternative is to wait in line for about a half hour for a distance of a couple of feet!
NonsenseMemberRebb. Esther
How do you know they’re two doggies? Maybe one is a gigul of the other, who was thought to be some ‘joseph again’, who was a gilgul of..
NonsenseMemberto B”H:
Why can’t you fargin the ones who can’t fargin too? That’s also ‘fargin’ing!
NonsenseMemberHolyMoe: To prevent the above, I usually stick out taking up both lanes, to prevent others from cutting in. I generally hear loud protests (honking) but whether they learn their lesson or not, they don’t get ahead of me.
NonsenseMemberIn Yiddish it’s called ‘fargin yenem’. We’ll go one step further and be happy and glad for someone else’s gain. – It’s the trait of Jewishness – ????? ?????.
NonsenseMembersheqels
NonsenseMemberWhat happend to Josef again?
NonsenseMemberThere was some earth shattering fact mentioned before.
NonsenseMemberI’m way too serious.
NonsenseMemberestherhamalka
What makes you think I drum? What makes you think I play at all?
NonsenseMemberSame as with driving, many take on a new personality (or lack of it)
NonsenseMemberRuff2
Are you implying that we cant call you Doggie?
NonsenseMemberRebbe Wolf
I think Doggie answered correctly. Everything has to be taken in within its surroundings. He’s barking up the right tree.
But it’s best to daven loudly (????? ?????, ???) as stated in the Ramban. A Rishon dosn’t need my haskama.
But I do blame you for ‘who has a tendency to blame himself for just about everything’.
NonsenseMemberThere is a Ramban in the end of this week’s Parsha (Bo) that elaborates on this point – of davening out loud. ???? ??? ???? ?????? ????? ???. Look it up – it’s the last piece. He sais that this is the reason for creation!
Besides for this reason, I heard from R. Miller Ztz”l, that when we do mitzvohs and especially when it comes to davening – talking to HaShem, we do it with enthusiasm. When talking to a friend or doing business, then it’s the time to tone down. That in effect puts things in their proper place. When Kohanim went about their ways in the Bais HaMikdash, the did it with vivaciousness and pomp, as ?????? say ????? ??? ?????. That’s why originally they would run onto the ???? vying for the ???? of the ??????.
Nowdays, R. Miller ztz”l notes, we find even Torah oriented Yidden who find davening boring. Upon entering they pick out a bunch of seforim to look into, some publications, and then maybe a small siddur too. The davening as a whole is spent between on sefer and the next, with some mumbling in between. Is this Kavod HaShem? We’re talking about Talmidei Chachomim on Shabbos. How much worse for businessmen and during the week. ???? <click> ???? <send> ???? <inbox> ????? <outbox>. Disgusting! Is this all the attention we afford our creator. Then at the towards the conclusion of davening, the talis & tefilin long wrapped up, three feet out the door already waiting for him to finish and be done already! I once heard about an ancient custom by the Yekkies, if one removed his Tefilin before the very end of davening (being impatient) the Kehilla would fine him.
The sport fans root their heros loudly, let us too root for HaSHem LOUDLY with fanfare.
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NonsenseMemberDid anyone hear of Hydrodioxide poisoning?
NonsenseMemberThere is the story (I forgot who) of a girl aspiring to become a opera star, she got an assurance that if she’d stop she would beget Talmidei Chachomim.
NonsenseMember????? ????? – ???? ??
NonsenseMemberRebb. Hadassah:
I don’t know about you, you probably have never attempted to master the shovel. I sometimes offer to clear my neighbor’s corner house. Let me tell (write) you, it’s not easy. (There should be a kimetorin heim for all heimishe attempting this career!) Then come the trucks and push the whole mess into what you were just clearing!! That’s what causes the mess at the corners.
NonsenseMemberSome who gives thought to these isn’t drinking decaffeinated!
NonsenseMemberWhat color are hats these days? I forgot the color mine was when I bought it.
NonsenseMemberJust ask your parents or parents in law when they want to know the good tidings.
NonsenseMemberMeoMeo or was it RuffRuff:
The Gemarah talks (deals) with being megadal a Kelev Rah – one who barks (startles / freightens people) even without biting. Like RuffRuff>byte (or Ruff 2 byte)
However with a tame one, one can do various mitzvhos, feeding before eating, tzar baalai chaim, walking with a koser leash on shabbos.
NonsenseMemberHow about pulling down the ‘No Parking’ signs from all the streets that haven’t been plowed. If there is no sanitation what do we need ‘No Parking’ for?
That will probably send a loud message to city hall that we, in fact DO exist.
NonsenseMemberThat’s why we don’t say ????? by maariv in the weekdays.
NonsenseMemberWhy can’t people get along together peacefully?
NonsenseMemberThe real question is if we’re allowed to post here on nittel.
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