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Toi. she is a pogum L’kehuna which forbids a Kohen from marrying. Yevamos 45. (see also Rif and Ramban)
I find Klach’s post very offensive even if it’s a joke, ribbis is one of the most chumerdig issurim and should not be joked about.
(in fact any part of torah should not be joke about in this manner)
A Kohen may not marry someone who is born from a non-jewish father (shu”a eh”e 7) For all other dinim s/he is considered fully jewish (according to most rishonim look Tosafos Yevamos 16:, 22, Kiddushin 77:, Marshal Marsha).
The debrecziner rav z”l brings it in Be’er moshe (don’t remember exactly where) and says that until the baby gets its first tooth it should not look in a mirror.
My sister went on a date to a park, theyr’e walking for a while and she’s very thirsty, finally he turns to her would you like to get a drink she says yes, he take her back to the car and takes out a bottle of water from the trunk! (it wasn’t a desert there were soda machines maybe even a cafe in the park)
Heard From A friend
The boy came on the wrong day happens to be on Thursday and she’s in her model coat in middle of cleaning for Shabbos, anyway the bell rings she goes to door at firs dosen’t chap who it is then she realizes the mistake, she tells him that there must have been a misunderstanding and she dosen’t think she can go out tonight, he tells her I can wait till you get dressed.
It was good luck that you didn’t marry him!
When Barkat took office there was a mutual understanding between the chareidi and secular to keep the status quo in religious affairs, noone is looking for new battles to stop chilul shabbos but to open munipical parking lot is going against it. By the way its not only the eidah rav elyashav also said that there is no room for compromise and so did the gerrer rebbe. Also there were ads from the city of yerushlayim inviting people to come spend their shabbos afternoons in Jerusalem r”l (it didn’t mean by the Kosel or Mea Shearim) and thats why they want more parking lots.
A guy comes home during sefira and asks his wife whats for supper tonight?
“last night was shnitzel” she replies!
The Oilam in yeshiva were discussing why you have to make a kinyan when you get married the gemara rfers to it as an Aveidah? so an eltere Bochur saya because we were long “meyayish” and an older yungerman say es iz gurnit a metziah
Shadchan calls up Bochur and tells him, I have this great shidduch for you pretty, money, etc. but for this you’ll have to commit yourself to a half a day learning. the guy answers for a good shidduch I’m ready to learn for 3 full days!
There are many times that travel agents can get you better deals than online, also TA can help you with planning they have info about the airports wher you need a longer or shorter layover when flying non-direct. When you make a mistake online even in the name you just lost your money, whereas with a TA they can help you and the list goes on. (I’m not a travel agent and have no affiliation to one just talking from experience.)
A guy was waiting while his wife was having a baby,it was taking very long and was very painful, so he was getting very tense pacing up and down the hallways, finally the midwife comes out and tells congratulations you wife just had a girl. he says a girl, B”h she’s not gonna have to go through what I just went through!