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ChortkovParticipant
a rebbe of ours showed us some ‘kmeyos’ [amulets] written by R’ Yonasan Eibershitz/R’ Yackov Emden [one of the two, i can’t remember which one], which had kabbalistic words written all over, written around a Magen Dovid.
I have seen the same from photocopies of the Vilna Gaon’s writtings, with Magen Dovids on it.
Then again, I can’t remember where either of them came from.
ChortkovParticipantGuys – the mods are cheating. My post should definitely have closed the thread – with possibility of my username being blocked – but they just didn’t let it through!!! AND THEY DIDN’T CLOSE THE THREAD!!!
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ChortkovParticipantRE A Man cooking at home and changing diapers:
“I have to give you a source for a pasuk? It says lo yilbash. We know that it includes anything which is normally done by women. That includes dieing hair, carrying a weapon (for a woman) and so on.” [Moshe Rose, years ago]
— You don’t need to give a source for a posuk. Just make sure you have a source that it includes anything which is normally done by women – I do not belive that a man cooking at home is violation of the Torah.
Heres another example. Rav Eliyashiv holds that its assur for a woman to drive. Why? Lo Yilbash. The S”A says a man isnt allowed to look in a mirror. Why? Lo Yilbash. Anything that a woman does regular is part of Lo Yilbash. That includes cooking at home.
Find a source for that please. Most things said in the name of Moron R’ Elyashiv Shlit”a were never said. How do you know he paskened like that? I have a proof he never said that. R’ Akiva Eiger paskens clearly ??”? ??’ ??”? that the Halacha is decided on the social norm. It is perfectly normal for a woman to drive.
And also: The ???? of not looking into the mirror is also dependant on the norms. The ????? ????? ???? {and apparently the ???, although i have never seen it} paskens that it is 100% muttar in a place where it is the normal thing to do. In our generation, it is very normal for men to look in the mirror.
And, as work moms become more common, it is equally growing to have the husband cooking. DEFINITELY no ?? ????.
[most yeshiva guys in the world cook- although that may not have a shem cooking.]
ChortkovParticipantSee ???? ????? about women being in positions of power. The ???? even condemns ????? and ?????, who were ????? – I don’t remember the exact ????, but it was something like ‘Woe to the generation where women are in power’. For good reason!!!
ChortkovParticipantpoppa — It could be she was Chassidish, and didn’t date – only one date per person, and you have no ????…
Oy yeah, forgot. Chassidus wasn’t invented yet…
ChortkovParticipantI don’t understand the ????: I am currently learning ???? ??????, and in ??? ?? ?? ?? the ???? says: ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ?????: Women are for ornamental purposes only; Women are for having kids.
The ???? also says [can’t remember were; it is quoted by the ??? ????? in ????? ????? ????? about a certain ????? made by the wife of one of the ??????]: A woman should go back to her sewing — i.e. woman are not meant to think.
??? ?????? ?”?. ????? ? ???? ? –> Women are lazy [and will lie to say they did things even though they didn’t, e.g. ????? ???].
I noticed when i was in school and took my English A Level, the ‘Language and Gender’ section was full of this reid, and we noticed = every study made to show how language is biased against non-males [femails, for those who allow the word to be used] = was made by women. Not a single such study was made by a man. Figures, no???
ChortkovParticipantBump???
July 17, 2012 7:00 pm at 7:00 pm in reply to: Better to Wear a Hat for Davening at Home than to Daven with a Minyan #886082ChortkovParticipantFar East –> Sorry – it sounded like you were saying that you don’t need to listen to R’ Chaim Shlit”a. If you meant something else, I apologize. I didn’t mean to undermine any other posek!!!
ChortkovParticipantThe anagram of “Election results” is “Lies, let’s recount”
Cool, no???
??? ??? ??? ????
July 17, 2012 1:32 pm at 1:32 pm in reply to: Better to Wear a Hat for Davening at Home than to Daven with a Minyan #886072ChortkovParticipantfar east –
‘has it occurred to u that not every single Jew holds like r Chaim?’
I don’t know you, Mr Far East, but unless you are a ???? ????, finish ?”? ???? ???????? and ????? ???? [don’t kill me if ??? ???”? ????”? doesn’t finish ????? ???? yearly – i think he does but i’m not sure] annually, and have the ability to find mekoros from all over ??”?, ????, ???? and ?”?, nobody can argue with R’ Chaim Shlit”a. Do you have any ?? of R’ Chaim’s stature who argues???
simcha613: Can you find the Ramban that davening with a minyan is ????????? Very interesting… I’d like to see a quote, please!!
ChortkovParticipanthot-dogs, burgers, pizza, sushi, flafel, schwarma…
DID I HEAR THE WORD BORED??? These foods are part of the ?”? ?????? – I’m surprised the mods didn’t block out your thread!! Every Jew must like Fast Food!!!
[GO CHIPS!!!]
ChortkovParticipantWhat does tailgating mean??
ChortkovParticipantI was going to write a post here, but after Poppa’s, how can i be serious?! WAY TO GO!!!
ChortkovParticipantIs there something there that will make men better???
ChortkovParticipantThere is a ???? in ????? – I cannot remember exactly where – which speaks about davening in shorts [which was definitely not the accepted thing in those days], yet the only problem defined is ???? ?????, that a guy in shorts cannot be ?”?. It sounds like just davening in shorts is not even a problem..
[DISCLAIMER: I MEAN NOT TO PASKEN, SPEAK TO YOUR LOR. PERSONALLY, I WOULD NEVER DAVEN IN SHORTS. I AM JUST POINTING OUT THAT MAY BE HALACHICALLY PERMITED
ChortkovParticipantI heard from somebody that R’ Avrohom Yehoshua Soleveichik once said:
Why do bochurim wear shorts in ??? ???????
It used to be that a ???? who learnt 10 a day during ??? learnt only 5 ??? ??????. If you would get up before ????? one hour a day, ??? ?????? you did 1/2 hour.
IF YOUR WHOLE ??? IS TROUSERS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT????
[Whether the story ever happened or not is as debatable as most of the things said in his name]
ChortkovParticipantshuli –
so lets all put on a streimel and bekitche and lets see what happens…
Did you not read the study? ‘Let’s see what happens’ – That is quite clearly negligence – the study has proven that it WILL have an effect on you – denying it and trying is simply mockery. Of course it will affect you, and then you are lost… unless you wear normal clothing for two months afterwards!!!
ChortkovParticipantThank you,
Brony,
for your poetic
addition to this site
and for your careful
more slang-filled
sarcasm,
which made me
laugh a
lot.
Goodbye!!!
ChortkovParticipantI heard once that ? purposely placed the ambiguous words of the ???? into the ???s mouth so that ?? and ????? can argue about his intention. It could be either of them are right.
ChortkovParticipantPoppa – I’ve been looking on you profile, and i love the troll threads you used to start!!! So many brilliant controversies started… can we have some more of those? Just reading the titles made me laugh out loud!!
[http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/profile/popa_bar_abba]
ChortkovParticipantI [as of yet] will not get involved in one argument. Whether my ??? ???? tells me to learn or fight.
One thing I can tell you: After a year in ?????, if i don’t learn for my ???????, I will for my ??????. …
ChortkovParticipantThere are about 16 threads about looks in shidduchim [Just in the titles; i don’t know how many are mentioned in the threads].
I haven’t counted, but there are about 788 threads on qualities to look for, what to look for, what not to look for, what to notice and what not to notice, what is a RED FLAG and what is not, how to see this, how to see that…
More threads: Dating etiquette, what to do on a date, what do you do when he… what do you do when she… what to eat, what to drink how to go home, how to carry on…
Should i stop… should i go for a second date. I like her. I don’t like her. What should i do? I’m not sure…
There are better boys than girls. There are better girls than boys. Older guys… older girls… which is worse… Older guys marrying younger girls… older girls marrying younger guys…
Marrying a gerrer… marrying a ger… marrying a BT… dating a modern guy… coloured shirts… jeans… ashkenzi v sephardi… sephardi vs. ashkenazi….
Funny stories… inspirational stories… worst date ever… proposal stories… best date ever… more stories…
shadchan… no shadchan… heimish/chassidish shadchan… knowing both parties… amateur shadchanim… suggesting your own shidduch
parents control… parents don’t get involved… mothers caring about looks… mothers of the girl… mothers of the boy…
is he going to go into learning… short term… long term… working… what does he want to work as… shonoh rishona…
compromise… make do with the best there is… don’t let yourselves be cheated… don’t sell yourselves cheap… dream date… nobody is the same…
HOW MUCH REPETITION CAN ONE ***************** TOPIC HOLD???
[************** standing for TROLL]
ChortkovParticipantI am not in the ???? yet, but from this thread and about a billion others on the coffee room [especially http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/funny-shidduch-stories,
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/learning-boy-1,
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/what-does-a-girl-look-for-in-a-guy
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/what-to-look-for-in-a-guy
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/guys-shidduch-resume
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/help-how-do-i-make-a-shidduch-resume
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/better-girls-than-boys
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/better-boys-than-girls
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/yeshivah-guy-ordering-beer-on-a-date
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/girls-thoughts-on-boys
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/girls-thoughts-on-boys-dating%5D
Bit of repetition, no???
ChortkovParticipantLast ??? ??????, about 10 guys in my ????? had a course from one of their fathers, who happens to be a ???? volunteer. They all get very excited when they see some blood, but it came in useful when something actually happened!!!
ChortkovParticipantAnd, while you are davening, try ask ???”? that no ????? ??? should occur if the decree is ?”? decreed – the people in ?”? will listen to the ?????? and only get violent on the command of the ?????? ????. If ????? breaks loose because of this command, they have defeated a major opportunity to make a huge ????? ?’!!!
ChortkovParticipantChortkovParticipantyenitngyenta:
1) He can knock on the door. He cannot if the water is going to ruin the entire room outside; once the plug is out he can bang on the door so that the guys will hear him.
2) The servants will come in after some time like they usually do, especially if they don’t hear anything from him. Not if he drowns, they won’t.
3) Thirdly, even if he cannot get out – at least it answers the question, unlike the horses one where you need to solve the problem without answering the question!!
July 12, 2012 11:14 pm at 11:14 pm in reply to: You know you're not a yeshiva guy anymore when… #1197531ChortkovParticipant… and when your life is not at it’s highest so far
… when you are not shteiging and shteiging
… when you don’t open a ??? by instinct
… when your life is not totally based around ???? (and YWN)
[My point: There are good points to ????? guys as well!!!]
July 12, 2012 11:11 pm at 11:11 pm in reply to: You know you're not a yeshiva guy anymore when… #1197530ChortkovParticipant… when thursday night [aka ??? ????] is a normal bedtime
… when you don’t touch a sausage because Dovid bit into it
… when you open a Rambam, read 3 ????? and they actually make sense to you
… when you don’t look around three times before opening a ???? ?????? sefer
… when you sit with five friends and your conversation actually means something
ChortkovParticipantis abba_murray_bar_poppa a new chap?
and thelasthorcrux – can i call you Harry? – are you new??
ChortkovParticipantI don’t know if you heard that in Israel, they sell milk in packets!
July 12, 2012 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm in reply to: IDEA: Let the 100,000 attendees at the Siyum Hashas #884873ChortkovParticipantIs there no website to sign petitions??
Or is that banned under the Treaty of Asifa, 2012??
ChortkovParticipantBrony – is there any special reason
you
type
like
this?
Because
it
is
annoying
!
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!
ChortkovParticipantZABACHUR – i understand the way you are getting around the point of addiction – but WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO START???
Would a single sane person in the world who is not depressed begin smoking if he was in a room alone? Is there such a tremendous need to be seen as ‘Cool’???
ChortkovParticipantthefinalhorcrux –> How about a shidduch with Luna Lovegood? or maybe with Tonks ???
July 12, 2012 1:27 pm at 1:27 pm in reply to: Whats my problem I can't keep CR members straight? #1037182ChortkovParticipantZeeskite – you picked up on the Yekke ‘laugh’ and ‘smile’ – I also wrote I love…. You not bothered by that one???
ChortkovParticipantThere are a few ????s about the purpose of women. Definitely not for power [see ???? ????? about why women are not for power and lessons from ????? and ?????]. One ???? says ??? ??? ??? ????? – for ornamental purposes. Another ???? says ??? ??? ??? ????? – to have kids. There is also a gemoro quoted a lot in the ??????? – i think the ???? is ??? ??? ??? ?????? – it means a woman is for her sewing. In short: In order so that the man can live an easy life!!!
ChortkovParticipantGolfer – there is a lot of reid in teitch of the word ‘yeshivish’ – you can kler whether it means ‘cool’, like it is used in a lot of heicha timtzas, or it can mean somebody who is a ‘ben torah’ [according to some people, heinu hach], or a normal yeshiva dude who knows how to chillax. Nafka minah being in a case where you are Mekadesh HaIsha al mnas shu yeshivish – is she mekudeshes or not???
ChortkovParticipantThe ??? ???? writes in ???? ?? a fascinating thing. If you look through history, just before every period of ????, the ??? ????? were living peacefully and just TOO comfortably. Then came the blow. He warns ‘When people think that Berlin is ???????, that’s what will start off another mass murder…’
A ??? is better than a ????. He foresaw the tradegy of the Holocaust and the atrocities of the Nazis ??”? – because jews think that Berlin is Yerushalayim. How many of us are too comfortable for comfort???
ChortkovParticipantSayIDidIt – Is it really a true story? I found it extremely interesting, but i also thought that the entire second half of the book is irrelevant and boring. Although the fact that she marries her brother afterwards is quite cool.
apushatayid – There are some books written by Riva Pomerantz – not for teenage boys, i can tell you, but i know my mother and sisters love them . Green Fences [serialized in the Mishpacha], Breaking Point and the like. I’ll try get a full list for you.
For teenage guys – i loved Yair Weistock’s books. Every one of them is totally different. Calculated Risk is good, The Gordian Knot is superbly written with a brilliant plot and totally original. Borrowed Time is interesting – i enjoyed it a lot, and the whole book is without guns and spies… The Time Bomb was a good read, but the plot was ridiculous.
The Link, by Nachman Seltzer, is good for teens, and is slightly better than the sequel The Network.
One really good novel was THE WILL. Very long, but otherwise fantastic!!!
[Harry Potter kicks them all in though. :-)]
ChortkovParticipantZABOCHUR – i know what you mean. It is very geshmack for a yeshiva bochur to meet virtual people and get involved in the banter here.
Besides for that, i have learnt many halochos here, although – ?????? ?????? – i have also learned not to rely on them. And some of the philosophy discussions here are also eye-openers.
July 11, 2012 1:30 pm at 1:30 pm in reply to: Whats my problem I can't keep CR members straight? #1037179ChortkovParticipantAnd, although i have noticed him less recently, THE WOLF is one of my highlights here. I Love his sarcasm and self-decided damnation for eternity… — Have you really not noticed him?
July 11, 2012 1:28 pm at 1:28 pm in reply to: Whats my problem I can't keep CR members straight? #1037178ChortkovParticipanti only joined CR one or two months ago, but i have noticed loads of mentions to Joseph – was he some sort of dude who had more than one username? he sounds like something like that…
BTW, YEKKE is quite easy to picture. Trousers just below the neck, half-moon glasses, white moustache and balding hair, watch on the arm. What more can you need?
ChortkovParticipantBUMP? Zichmich?
ChortkovParticipantHaleivi – The bridge answer was correct. As for the bathtub, how about he PULLS OUT THE PLUG????
ChortkovParticipantpcoz- There is a story about a polish ?? ???? who was a successful farmer… one day he asked his Rebbe “Why do we need Moshiach? I am so happy, settled here, with a family and a farm – why do i need Jerusalem?”
The Rebbe said: “The Cossacks are on their way here. Daven for Moshiach and we will all be transfered to Jerusalem!!!”
THe farmer answered: “No rebbe – let Moshiach come and take the Cossacks to Jerusalem!!!”
ChortkovParticipantR’ Leib Gurvitz zt’l of Gateshead Yeshiva used to see ?????? who ‘weren’t cut out for learning’ and would find them a job with the local baalabatim, telling them that they will be more ????? working.
July 11, 2012 1:07 pm at 1:07 pm in reply to: Who Are The Most Liberal Posters in the Coffee room? #888286ChortkovParticipantBy that point, Zeeskite (I think – I could be wrong) will ask the mods to please [close] the thread, as there is no to’eles in it.
Are you sure about that? If I am right, Zeeskite is as much a ?? as Poppa and The Wolf!
ChortkovParticipantMost adults who buy tickets to the Chinese auctions, as far as i know, are doing it to support ????. The CA is just the ???? ?????
ChortkovParticipantI don’t really get it. Why is that better than Facebook?
And how exactly are you going to arrange a date without checking out the person –> His name, his family, WHO he is? What is stopping him from making a fake identity and still trapping innocent targets???
And, how will you get the ID of the person you want to date [unless it is a virtual marriage you are planning] – I remember once a guy was complaining that he didn’t have enough money to fly to a wedding [his brother’s?] in Israel, and two posters offered to donate $100 each towards his airfare – and as far as i could tell from the posters, the YWN CR Mods didn’t pass on the details. Why should they here? I post knowing that nobody can find out my true identity…
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