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Alternatively, go for the more expensive software mentioned above and download it free [in accordance with halacha — AND DON’T START ON THAT!!!] online.
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The ???”? says that the ???? only kept the ????? in ??? ?????. That is one of the reasons why ??? died before they arrived back in ??? ????? – so that ???? wouldn’t be ????.
There is a brilliant ??? called ????? ????? ?? ?????, and in ??? ?????? he discusses many of these problems plus many more. Never is he left unsolved!!!
By the way, there are answers to all the questions: The twins that were married to the ????? some say were all from different mothers, and the ???? ????? says that ????? of a ?? ?? goes after the mother.
This also explains how ????? married ???? — ???? [according to the ????”?] was conceived by ???, and swapped as a fetus with ???? into ???. Therefore they were only paternally related, which wasn’t a problem. [???]
This will ALSO explain how ???? married two sisters — the ??? ?????? says that both sisters were only half sisters from ??? – they had different mothers. ?’ ???? ??????? in ??? ???? says that therefore they could both marry the same man.
“But there are situations that might warrant or necessitate it.”
You mean like when Yaakov kissed Rochel upon meeting her for the first time?
Wasn’t that before even introducing himself?
The mother of Yona Hanovi; wife of Amitai… I guess search where ‘Amitai’ comes in to Tanach and see if his wife is mentioned with him!
Even if you DON’T finish or plan on finishing the entire Shisha Sidrei Mishna you can make a siyum.
The Chofetz Chaim says that one may not ask somebody if a shiur was good, because each person has different preferences.
Music should be no different – his voice, his songs, the music accompanying him — You must not comment on anything about any singer about your ‘personal preferences’.
R’ Chaim Volohzhin used to say over stories a lot to people about the wonders and ????? the Vilna Gaon did. He never told over stories about the Chassidisher gedolim. When he was asked about it, he said: “There are many ????? in the world. With the Vilna Gaon, i know that it is ??? ?????.”
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I really don’t know a mekor for this, but doesn’t it say somewhere that the snakes will get there feet back when moshiach comes and each person will have two snakes – one to do cleaning and household duties and the other to go to faraway lands to get him gems and precious metals?
[Dunno what’s going to happen to the economy if everybody suddenly has loads of money, but i can;t wait to see!!!]
I just wear sunglasses… good enough for me!
My yekkishe cousins walked around with short hair from the age of two or something like that, but without a kappul and tzitzis until they were three.
I don’t understand exactly why they didn’t give a kappul and tzitzis before three if they cut the hair before three, but the kids looked like goyim 🙂
I personally only had a hair cut at three because i am litvish on the maternal side and my grandad is makpid but apparently there is no mekor for it at all.
How do we know that Yaakov Avinu wore a kippa? Vetze Yaakov. Would Yaakov go out without a kippa?
And how do we know that Eisav put his hands in his pockets? Because where else would he put them?
And how do we know that they had Borses in those days? Cos Elazar said to Rivka “Bass me ‘at”!!
Call Emess Taxi Service on 020-8211-7755, or Meadway on 0208-458-5555.
They are cheaper than Black Cabs, and are safer.
There is also a Heimishe company, but i do not have the number.
I once heard that Torah Shebichsav you need to read with your mouth and not understand, Torah sheBaal Peh you need to understand but not speak out orally.
According to that, you can read the artscroll with your eyes and make a syum.
“No illegal immigrants left in this vehicle overnight” — at the back of a banged up dirty van that could have been imported from anywhere…
Reb Zecharya ben Yitzchak was the mechaber of the Hameor Hagodol. What does that prove?
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I couldn’t think of anything unique – and I am a Yekke, so it was simple!
Just finished Kesuvos guys; can;t make up my mind!!
Daf 17a is amazing [all about ???? ?????]
Daf 75-6 is also amazing – my favourite so far!
Loads of good stories… The whole Mesechta is AMAZING!!!
Guys – 9 Days are over; start smiling and get your keyboards going! We need some laughs over the next few weeks!
[Obviously – until Eluuuul, when the site MUST close down]
Apparently rice is very good for before a fast.
This year, we can have a MEATY MEAL instead of ????? ??????!!!
CANT W8!
What did ??? say when he saw his wife turning into a pillar of salt??
??? ????!
I had to laugh the other day when i was waiting behind a guy by the drinks machine. He put in a dollar and took out a can of coke. Then he put in another dollar and took out another coke.
I was amused watching him taking out twenty cans. I said to him:
“Can you get on with it?”
He turned to me with a smirk and said: “You’re just jealous – I won every time!!!”
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will post some names of friends tomorrow
thanks a million!
I Bli Neder am Mekabel on myself to learn 1/2 hour a day for this program [besides for whatever else i am going to learn].
My name is ?????? ???? ?? ??? ???. How is this going to get to R’ Chaim Shlit”a?
There was a story last year in Yeshiva Gedolah [Gateshead]:
A bochur had a dream that R’ Leibish {phevorsk} and gave him a rope, telling him to go up to the attic and tie it around a Dibbuk hiding there. He also told him to take two boys with him. In his dream, he went up with the rope and tied up the Dibbuk.
That night, the two boys who R’ Leibish told him to take with him found him lying in bed, still and unmoving. He was rushed to hospital, and was very close to dying for a few days, until after Tisha Be’av.
He went to R’ Leibish, who told him to leave the yeshiva. He went back in to fetch his stuff, where he promptly collapsed and fainted.
Only a week later, R’ Avrohom Gurwicz, Rosh Yeshiva of Gateshead, went to visit R’ Leibish.
[Story heard from 3 different boys in Gateshead Yeshiva at the time]
–> Fact: The boy was almost dead and the whole yeshiva almost had to take tablets on Tisha Be’av because of whatever he was diagnosed with.
–> Fact 2: He left yeshiva then.
–> Fact 3: The Rosh Yeshiva went to visit R’ Leibish {Although he gave a shiur bein hazmanim in Antwerp}
Did the rest really happen? Dunno. Will never know. But it is a good story anyway!!!
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
And who told you that? The ??? is a ???? like every other angel out there, doing exactly what God told him to do, and what he was created for. ?????, ???? and ?????? do their job, and the ??? got a worse job. But all of them are equally ???? ?’ ?????, and therefore the answer to the question is: Yes, the Satan is good.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From… G-d…
And therefore? God created with world with Evil. In order for there to be a balance for us to accomplish anything in the world, our Evil Inclination persuades us to sin, and we get reward for ignoring it. All part of the Heavenly Plan of creation. Not a ?????.
I heard another version of the story:
After proving that cold is simply the absence of heat, and dark is simply absence of light, the student finished with one line: Evil is the absence of G-d. More ?????…
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Brilliant response, but unfortunately incorrect. I say every morning one of these prayers called: ???? ??? ????? ???
Funnyyyyy. Very rare. I havent heard one guy tell me or any other Shadchan that they want a heavy or unattractive wife.
Sorry, this wasn’t my idea. I was just explaining what Bar Shattya wrote – with brilliant wit, i believe – which apparently was missed by most people. Poppa, Charlie Brown and On the Ball all got the joke [or rant, if he really is crackers].
+1 Bar Shattya!!!
For those of you still not following: Read through the OP’s rant, and then re-read it. Take a deep breath and count till ten. Then, read again the last paragraph, about the guy thinking to himself. Penny’s dropped???
Anybody know the UK Number??
1/2 Hour more than I learn during zman or bein hazmanim???
1/2 hour more than normal bein hazmanim – count me in!!!
We should be able to edit a thread: Once i create a thread, but before the mods have okayed it, there is no way to edit it. Nor can you change the name of the thread. I think there should be!!!
Guys – i think you’ve all got the wrong end of the stick. Bar Shatya is making a point completely the opposite – how people don’t marry attractive wives because they are scared they will be labelled trophy wives, and prefer the opposite kind.
NOTE:
I think only of pnimius. I deserve a wife who everyone will look at and know that I will be the next gadol hador. I have got the fattest wife in town.
Just yesterday, I came home and my brother was sitting there by the kitchen table, which was covered with thousands of tiny orange pieces.
“What are you doing?” I asked him.
“Making a puzzle,” He beamed. “A tiger!” He picked up the box and showed it to me.
“No, moshe,” I groaned. “Put the Frosties back in the box…”
Never mind that – Now that R’ Eliyashiv zt”l was niftar, who will be the new Fiveish of Va’ad Harabannim????
557 – There is a similar story about the ???? ??? – somebody went to him to ask for a ??, which her husband didn’t want to give. The Chazon Ish summoned the man, who refused to give a ??.
The Chazon Ish told the man sternly: “There are two ways a woman can go free from her husband. Either with a divorce – or with the death of the husband.”
Two minutes later, the man walked out to the street from the Chazon Ish, where he was killed .
NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OP, THOUGH — HE WANTS INSPIRATIONAL STORIES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!!!
557: Firstly, i heard a shiur from Rabbi Shraga Kallus at a chasuna last week, and he listed some sources for bedeken – none of them halachical but more symbolical. But he bought the rishonim that it is nissuin – and why can that not work ???? ???
“To see this, note that nisuin can take place only after kiddushin”
???? ??? ?’… ???? ????? ?? ??? ???? ????????. The ???? ?????? notes that Chuppa comes before Kiddushin in the Brocho – and he says the reason is because we do bedeken first, that is already a nissuin.
I didn’t quite follow what you wrote before, but I know i also thought that it was impossible until i saw a Rashi in Kesuvos ?? ?? [if i remember correctly], by the inyan of ??? ??? ???? ?????? ????? ???? — it is clear there that a kiddushin preceded by a nessuin is fine. [It did have a ?????? to ?????]
My blackbery was frozen, so I tried it on Orange.
I tried to boot it, but it simply crashed.
When i launched it from my desktop, it just messed up my windows!
My neighbour once had giraffe – he said it was disgusting!!!
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Maran-Ks-letter.jpg [PHOTO OF LETTER FROM R’ CHAIM KANIEVSKY SHLITA]
The letter which arrived at the Yated office on Monday, 21 Sivan 5772 from HaGaon HaRav Chaim Kanievsky Shlita was clear, stating the leadership of the generation has been handed over from Maran Posek HaDor HaGaon HaRav Yosef Sholom Elyashiv Shlita to HaGaon HaRav Aaron Leib Shteinman Shlita,
“when you start learning R’ Boruch Ber, R’ Shimon, R’ Naftoli etc. to get a better understanding of the Gemara and not the other way round…..”
MASKIM!!!
Toi — the first three things JHF said are in every ?????.
I don’t know what RTK is, but i have heard from gateshead that they get ‘horse-meat’ they call it – on Tuesdays. Is this what you are talking about??
I have heard loads of ‘midrashim’ from all different people about the events preceding Mashiach. Such as having huge birds that will fly and drop eggs that can destroy entire cities [equivalent of modern military aircraft with nuclear capabilities…], such as economy being like it is [a ???? somewhere?] and other major signs.
Can anybody bring actual quotes of any such things that herald the coming of ?????
