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  • in reply to: NeutiquamErro's favorite thread with an obscure title #1147300
    Chortkov
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    PAA – I wasn’t coming to explain, I was simply making the connection! You are right, it doesn’t work in “real life”, or in practical nonhalachic concepts.

    Is it so difficult? Time Travel will mean that as long as in some point in the future one would do go back in time and do x, then already the first time round x must have happened. So as long as x has happened, you will be able to go back in time to facilitate that. However if x hasn’t happened, it is not a ???? in itself, but would be a ???? that time travel didn’t happen. Why not? Dunno. But like Dumbledore explains in prophecies, you don’t HAVE to fulfill them, you just WILL fulfill them.

    Enter ?????/????? debate now.

    in reply to: Do Sensitive Boys Exist? #1036734
    Chortkov
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    There are many boys out there like that, although very few will admit it. I know quite a few guys who fit your criteria. Although boys are generally less likely to go around shouting it out to the world, it would be more internal.

    in reply to: Chupa songs #1037738
    Chortkov
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    Looking for a very inspirational tune to sing to the words of Mi Adir and Mi Bon Siach…

    in reply to: NeutiquamErro's favorite thread with an obscure title #1147285
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    Can someone please explain to me how the time travel in the third book makes any sense? I’ve left it as tzarich iyun for at least ten years by now.

    It’s all about ???? ???? ?????. See R’ Chaim Soloveitzhik (Hilchos Yibbum), R’ Shimon Shkop (shaarei yosher).

    in reply to: Is it ever proper to withhold a get? #1032114
    Chortkov
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    There doesn’t seem much of a fight here – general consensus is that as far as Hilchos Bein Odom Lmokom (Hilchos Gittin) are concerned, there is no obligation for a husband for divorce his wife just because she wants out. However, Bein Odom Lechaveiro would dictate that he does divorce her.

    in reply to: smartphone #1115775
    Chortkov
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    This is a slightly ridiculous question – The answer is obviously not a YES/NO answer, it is going to be dependant on the various other factors – what are the backgrounds of the boy/girl in question? What families do they come from? What future plans do they each have? What have they been through? Which sect of Judaism do they belong?

    in reply to: What did you hear about HaRav Yaakov Hillel? #1030476
    Chortkov
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    Yes, he does have Ruach Hakodesh.

    No, there is no best time to call. He’ll call you.

    in reply to: Jokes That Are Not funny #1029460
    Chortkov
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    To be or not to be – I really do appreciate those jokes!! I have a whole collection of those somewhere about…

    in reply to: Into Nothingness, which is to say, Everything #1021495
    Chortkov
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    Sorry guys, I still don’t understand! What is “nothingness which is to say everything”, and how does that have anything to do with where lost items go?

    in reply to: Kosher Non-Jewish Books #1022070
    Chortkov
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    I think the whole “Kings Cross” chapter in the end of Book 7 is perhaps kabbalistically explained (although I have absolutely no mekor for this except for what a friend told me, so don’t quote me!) – Apparently [so my friend says:], Oilom Habo is made by what you comprehend of it in your own unique way. There is no standard Oilom Habo, rather it is made up of the way your conciousness can identify with the things that are Up There, based on the way you lived your life.

    That is why everything began with his thoughts, etc. etc. According to that, he was simply in Oilom HaEmes and therefore getting all the answers, and Dumbledore wasn’t there at all, rather Dumbledore was Harry’s medium of recieving a sudden download of revealing information.

    Chortkov
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    R’ Chaim Oizer Gurvitz Shlit”a spoke in Gateshead Yeshiva last Friday night for 50 minutes about the Ma’alah of Limud BeIyun and how that is the Ikar Limud of Torah, and he had some very choshuve mareh mekomos!! (Gemoros, Rishonim, Chasasam Soifer, Gr”a, R’ Yerucham)

    He said over that when he was in Brisk, he was one of 10 Bochurim selected to join a special va’ad from R’ Yoshe Ber zt”l, and the first four days he gave them over a Derech HaLimud he learnt from the Brisker Rav. The first thing he said was that “Learn Iyun all day – Morning, Afternoon, Night seder” – but “Learn a daf Gemara, Rashi, Tosfos every day Bein Hasdorim”!

    in reply to: Pasuk for name #1083086
    Chortkov
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    Little Frogie – you are right, she should have asked for a Pasuk beginning with “?” and ending with “0”

    in reply to: who's a yekke #1012615
    Chortkov
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    I am yekke and I wash before Kiddush and wait three hours, as all Jews should

    Wrong attitude, sorry. You are a yekke, and therefore wash before Kiddush and wait three hours as YOU should, because that is YOUR mesorah. All Jews should is incorrect; all Jews should do as their Mesorah requires.

    Any self respecting Yekke undestands that Mesorah is the most important thing in Yiddishkeit.

    in reply to: Shidduch Info. please help. #1012627
    Chortkov
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    Just change the first line to: Hi, I am a Bochur‘s mother etc…

    in reply to: What's the Tune.. #1012372
    Chortkov
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    Yeah, it goes like this. <Humming softly>

    in reply to: Texting #1012393
    Chortkov
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    <calm-face;deep breath>Good morning, Reb Sam, How are you today?<shudder>….<awkward pause>…To what do I owe your special attention?

    in reply to: who's a yekke #1012595
    Chortkov
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    “L’David Baruch” – supposedly from the Beis Hamikdash. I am afraid I don’t believe THAT particular myth.

    in reply to: who's a yekke #1012593
    Chortkov
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    There is also GG_Yekke, and I have a sneaking suspicion that I know who he is! And if my memory serves me well enough, I think there is somebody “Yehuda Tzvi” back in the past, but I am not convinced.

    in reply to: Judaism is not a religion of superiority #1012867
    Chortkov
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    ???? ???? ?????… ??????? ???? ???????? ?????

    in reply to: Are you a Ka'eylah Jew? #1203241
    Chortkov
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    A friend of mine was leining and as he got to “ko’o’ei’ei’ei’leh” he paused, so everybody sang themselves, and then carried on with his own SOLO koeileh. Everybody appreciated it!

    in reply to: Judaism is not a religion of superiority #1012859
    Chortkov
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    Squeak – You are definitely right that HKB”H definitely gives different people different challenges, and each person has a personal tachlis to fulfil during ones lifetime. The people who are born into nonreligious environments are probably stronger than those born into religious families, because Hashem decided that they HAVE the strength to overcome that particular nisayon, whereas a FFB may not have that strength, and therefore HKBH does not put him into the matzav on nisayon which he cannot overcome.

    By Moshe and Ahron, the Torah sometimes precedes Moshe and other times precedes Ahron, to show that they were both equal in greatness. Everybody points out that of course, Moshe was the greatest Prophet ever? The answer is that both of them fulfilled THEIR OWN POTENTIAL, although Moshe’s madreigo was higher than Ahrons. So to answer the OP, if both fulfil their tachlis, they are equal in stature.

    It also says Lfum Tzarah Agra – that reward is calculated in proportion to effort. Somebody who was handed everything on a silver platter and becomes a Gadol Hador may NOT get as much schar as somebody who works on himself to become frum.

    However, I was once told a Mashol of a Dinner where the children were given Hotdogs and Chips, and the adults were served a four course gourmet meal. Each one enjoyed their meal immensely. Giving an adult hotdogs or giving a child a gourmet meal would not have satisfied either of them. Each person received exactly what he needed. And although the lamb chops were BETTER than the Hot Dogs, since a child cannot appreciate it, for him it is pointless, and worth less than the hotdog. It would not be a reward for a child to receive a gourmet dinner, because he cannot comprehend it.

    The same thing is with us in Oilom Habo – if one person fulfilled his tachlis to the full, he will get the reward he deserves – but you cannot say that a “pushite yid” will get the SAME reward as a Rosh Yeshiva, but rather in proportion he will. Giving a simple person the same reward as a Rosh Yeshiva – even if he did put in more effort and time and thought to become what he became – is stupidity. (Dunno if it is true, but it is definitely something to think about!)

    in reply to: Brim up ~ Brim Down #1012161
    Chortkov
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    Hat brim

    I don’t know the Halocho, so I retract the “crazy nonsense” statement, but he definitely excelled in writing nonsense (self admittedly, I believe) – see his profile page for some very humorous comments!

    in reply to: Is it only me.. #1012263
    Chortkov
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    This works even without any filter installed (I think!) Go to Chrome App Store and download free “Ad Block”. It simply makes all the adds vanish.

    Dunno about Internet Explorer or Firefox.

    in reply to: Brim up ~ Brim Down #1012159
    Chortkov
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    There was a meshugana troll some time ago who has left now, but one of his crazy nonsense was a Halachic piece where he suggested that it was a chumra and that to wear a brim wider than a tefach brim-down was assur on Shabbos.

    But he was crazy, and trying his best to be a troll.

    A lot of the reason is to do with the fact that lots of Bochurim use their old Shabbos hat for weekdays, and is often not in such a good shape, and doesn’t look so great with the brim down. With the brim up looks better.

    in reply to: Judaism is not a religion of superiority #1012844
    Chortkov
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    The problem is that if I don’t have a TV and you do, I may feel superior to you. And if you are a learner and I’m not, you may feel superior to me. This list could go on and on. The point is not to feel superior to any other Jew even if we keep more mitzvot than others and yes, that includes the IDF, MOs, secular, etc. We are all at different levels. You are not better than me and I am not better than you. We are all equals at different stages. Hope that is clearer.

    Ridiculous. There is definitely room for debate about what is right and wrong, there is room for debate about what path HKBH wants one to choose. But there is no argument about the fact that the Mitzvos you do and the more Torah you learn (in proportion with Aveiros of course) – The more ???? ? one is ?????, the more schar one will get, and the better person one is. On the other hand, the more aveiros one does, the worse person he is, and the more ???? one gets.

    So a person who has a pretty clean slate and loads of Mitzvos is going to be a much better person than the person who has is a Choiteh and has not done any Mitzvos.

    This may not justify speaking or thinking bad about sinners, because one doesn’t know the special circumstances behind every situation and nor does one know the private life of any person. But that is neither here nor there!

    in reply to: What time did you finish your seder? #1012236
    Chortkov
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    If you look in the ???? ???? Haggodo, the ???? is a ???? for the “Seder fight” – who spent longer on the seder. He says ?? ????? ???? — ???? ?????? — ??? ?? ?????.

    in reply to: Judaism is not a religion of superiority #1012817
    Chortkov
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    Do you mean to say that somebody who is an Oved HaShem is NOT a better person/superior to a nonreligious person?

    in reply to: Milk and Eggs on Pesach #1011596
    Chortkov
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    So what does it help to BUY it before Pesach? What has your ownership got to do with the status of the Chometz inside it? If it is (or WOULD be) Bottul, why should you need to buy it first?

    in reply to: Gebrokts on Pesach #1067535
    Chortkov
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    Sam2 – There is no such thing as Bittul on Chometz which is Bottel Beshishim from before Pesach?

    in reply to: CR kabbalah #1011552
    Chortkov
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    The easiest way to sort out a troll is to corner it in a toilet and knock it out with it’s own club.

    in reply to: Who would you choose? #1019646
    Chortkov
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    Moshe Rabeinu, because hearing exactly what is Toras Emes and what is just rubbish mixed in by people trying their best to sound lomdish would be a real eye opener.

    in reply to: CR kabbalah #1011549
    Chortkov
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    Expecto Patronum!

    in reply to: Yeshivas Bein Hazmanim #1011489
    Chortkov
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    GG — Kollel is totally different, of course. Kollel is enabling people who would otherwise HAVE to work to learn without – or with less – financial burden. That is supporting Torah. This is not people spending some time learning in order to earn money, it is people who want to spend their lives in Torah given the opportunity to do so. Yeshivas Bein Hazmanim is generally dedicated towards Bochurim who, on the whole, have no financial worries and are simply looking to earn a few dollars on the side. Not saying it is wrong (see my post above) but you cannot compare it to Kollel.

    in reply to: Kiddush Hashem in New York #1082995
    Chortkov
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    ??? ???? ??? ?????

    in reply to: Tznius- HOW?! #1011582
    Chortkov
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    the-art-of-moi: I am sure you had the purest of intentions, and you don’t sound at all like a troll. And the thread is heading in the right direction. It was just a little warning to make sure things didn’t head the wrong way.

    I respect you for trying to be a better person, and work on yourself even in things people in your environment scorn. It is a very difficult thing, and kol hakavod!

    Sorry if any offense was taken.

    in reply to: Echad Mi Yodea #1011475
    Chortkov
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    Halevi – Just to “sweeten” your pshat a little – R’ Avrohom Gurvitz shlit”a in his Hagodda explains that the point of the piyut is to convey an important message to us. There is a famous psychological game about word association, where you say the first thing that comes into your head when you say a certain word. Different people associate different things. When I hear “one”, the first thing I think of is “two”. The paytan is telling us that Yiddishkeit should be first and foremost on our minds, not something secondary. “One” should automatically identify with HKB”H. “Two” should connote the Luchos. Etc. Therefore this is not a list of counts, it is just explaining how the connotations of any number should be how they relate to Yiddishkeit.

    Question: What is Yiddishkeit about “nine months of labour” or “seven days of the week”? [I don’t think it refers to Day 7 – Shabbos – as far as I know it means the Seven Week Days!)

    in reply to: Gebrokts on Pesach #1067530
    Chortkov
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    Even those who are choishesh for Gebroks, it should only be on Pesach itself. However, if you make Kneidlach before Yom Tov, any chashash chometz should be botel, and everybody should eat them? So why are you worried about Gebroktz premade?

    in reply to: H' vs. the Angel of Death #1012401
    Chortkov
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    There is a discussion in the Rishonim whether or not animals have bechirah (See Or Hachayim by Yosef-In-The-Pit and the Snakes, and I think Ramba”n there).

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1011952
    Chortkov
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    As a very wise man once said: We are only as strong as we are united, and as weak as we are divided. A. B. P. W. D.

    in reply to: Mitzvah Tantz? #1208187
    Chortkov
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    I think it is because the Ba’al Simcha gets all the leftovers, and any good food in the Mens section is bound to be polished off before you even start. So the eitzah is – put all the good food in the ladies section, where they are all either dieting or pretending to diet, and therefore creating a lot of leftovers!

    Another possible pshat – the father says that just put out some coke, crisps and some herring & kichels; the mother wants something more fancy. So they do a pshara…

    in reply to: H' vs. the Angel of Death #1012396
    Chortkov
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    I believe the Gaon has a piece discussing this. (And perhaps the Dubna Magid as well, not sure).

    And I think one can ask more than that. You were asking “al pi chesbon, he was right”. But even if every step of the line was wrong, and the chesbon didn’t work out, and the Malach Hamoves was found to be WRONG — What is the concept of a Malach being wrong? A Malach has no strengths of his own; he is a conduit of HKB”Hs power. The Malach is simply a messenger to carry out HKB”Hs Will. The Malach has no agenda of his own. The Malach HaMoves was created by HKB”H to fulfil a tachlis, and is no less than Malach Gavriel or Michoel. The same is with the Yetzer Hora – they/he are/is just doing what HKBH commanded them. So how can that be wrong??

    in reply to: Texting #1012387
    Chortkov
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    Epis – Yeah, Windows Live Family Safety Filter.

    Macklemore – Next time I will try with the <open-sarcasm>########</close-sarcasm> quote marks before I make a point.

    in reply to: Texting #1012386
    Chortkov
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    Hey yekke2, if using the internet is bad then why are you posting online?

    Oh, so you think there is nothing wrong with the Internet? What’s the accusatory tone “If using…” — I hope you don’t disagree with that point.

    in reply to: The Non Sequitur Thread #1066228
    Chortkov
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    It is not your abilities that define you, but your choices.

    Into nothingness, which is to say, everything.

    Don’t touch me, I don’t know where you’ve been!

    A horse! My nation for a horse!

    Et tu Brute?

    Hey Sanka, you dead, man?

    in reply to: Do Mods Clean for Pesach Too? #1011438
    Chortkov
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    There is a very clever video of a frum working guy walks in to his boss.

    MOSHE: Hi boss, I know it’s a busy time at the moment, but do you think I could go home two hours earlier for the next week because my wife needs help with all the cleaning?

    BOSS: Sorry, Moish, but I really don’t think I can let you go at this point in the month; we are really overloaded with work.

    MOSHE [smiling broadly]: Thanks Boss, I knew I could count on you!

    in reply to: Texting #1012381
    Chortkov
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    Texting is totally Ossur, as it has been assered by all Rabonim in Eretz Yisroel and anybody who argues is not a rav and is a complete Koifer. It is almost as bad as using Internet, and it is Yeharoh VaAl Yavor for boys to text girls. It can lead to mixed dancing and worse, C”V.

    Now everybody please shout at me, cos thats probably what the OP wanted. I am happy to shout back.

    in reply to: POLL, Not for Women #1011741
    Chortkov
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    I do, and I make a Brocho.

    I imagine – just pointing out – that the ‘not for women’ was just so that the poll doesn’t get overbalanced with a load of ‘no’s’. But I suppose the OP wouldn’t mind if you replied whether your husbands or fathers wear tefillin! Or if you are a WOW, then you can tell us whether or not YOU wear tefillin!

    in reply to: Tznius- HOW?! #1011573
    Chortkov
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    I do not think this is an appropriate discussion on YWN as to which types of hairstyles attract men and which ones don’t. Feel free to discuss what tznius is and what it is all about (BTW There is a great very-down-to-earth book called “Outside/Inside” from Targum Press about Tznius, if anybody wants to read it) — but discussing what does and doesn’t attract is not suitable, and will definitely roll onto less suitable discussions.

    </end_of_POLITE_complaint>

    in reply to: Respecting each other #1011940
    Chortkov
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    Macklemore – It looks like you haven’t caught on yet. The Moderators check all posts to make sure they are Kosher V’Yosher and fit all the rules (See Coffee Room Homepage for full list). Each moderator has a number. Most times you see bold writing, it will be from a moderator. Mod 29 is the one who saw your post and gave you a subtitle [normally an honor, sometimes the opposite, on the CR].

    Mod 29 is also called edited.

    in reply to: Echad Mi Yodea #1011473
    Chortkov
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    Halevi – The ???? of ???? ??? ???? does not fit with that!

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