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Yekke Mitt a GartelMember
New york times copied the Yated (Vechozer Hadin)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhat’s a pipe key?
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberTo be a mod
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberSorry baal habooze but there are 26 colors in the alphabet, let me rephrase the Question
On a scale of 1 to 260 what is your favorite color in the alphabet?
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberNice
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberdidnt say that I said. the fact that they are saying that they cant get married because there is no one for them (and I’ll be chozer on the kfira aspect)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberto answer some of the questions
Wolfish I didnt say kfira I saind “may border on kfira” The reason I said that was because a persons zivug is decided 40 days before birth (also I wrote I think bec Im not paskening and I wanted to here other opinions)
I didnt answer for a while cause I left the CR for a few days
rockyroad I saw the ad in a The voice of Lakewood (if you dont live in lakewood you can view it online athttp://www.thevoiceoflakewood.com/3dissue/120612/pageflip.html on page 128) though it may be in other places
Yekke Mitt a GartelMembermake sure you dont burn them (you may have a grandson like Eli gerstner who will tell everyone about it)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberthere saying in the ad that they will never be able to get married (shidduch crisis)
December 4, 2012 12:44 am at 12:44 am in reply to: You were just served a heaping plate of freshly fried delicious potato latkes… #911542Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberwith a burger and fries
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberYeah I know, I spelt baloni wrong
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberwhats better salami or baloni
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhats brown and sticky?
A stick
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberalright I will comment
December 3, 2012 5:09 am at 5:09 am in reply to: You were just served a heaping plate of freshly fried delicious potato latkes… #911530Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberI wasnt and I wont be for another couple o’ days
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberhes prob the most popular jewish singer
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberA joke is like a frog…
…I love dissecting frogs
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberI love messing up jokes
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberHow’d the mods let that go, its such bad PR for the CR
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberPloni:Call me a cab
Almoni:You’re a cab!
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhy didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.
So then why’d the chicken do it
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberThe best vegetarian liver:
3 fried onions; one of them purple.
8 boiled eggs, mushed up.
Salt
Pepper
1 Container of Meal Mart Liver
1 Vegetarian, chopped.
Arent chickens Vegetarin?
Yekke Mitt a GartelMember“Only those who achieve the impossible can attempt the absurd”
“When life gives you lemons make Lemon juice”
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November 30, 2012 3:32 am at 3:32 am in reply to: Favorites lines from Shmuel Kunda Z"L tapes #1210940Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberMy Popa Eatsa Pasta
Yamo Yamo
November 30, 2012 3:24 am at 3:24 am in reply to: Favorites lines from Shmuel Kunda Z"L tapes #1210939Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberHey Doc Welcome back to the cr
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/wheres-dr-pepper
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberDoesnt look like such a popular Charity.
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberBubbe Kama
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhats the difference bet PB and Mega millions?
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberI have a dif question. What about saying LH about the diary
November 29, 2012 3:41 am at 3:41 am in reply to: Great new singer out there what do you think of him! #924240Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberIs that the choir director from Achim?
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberJoseph (I think hes a Joseph)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberSo…
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWell did anyone see 6 (did Yecheil Michel Rephael Menachem Ball see them betting and let them get away with it!?)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberNa get him/er the new galaxy or droid-much better
Yekke Mitt a GartelMembera = x [true for some a’s and x’s]
a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]
2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]
2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]
2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]
2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberA clever Subtitle goes here
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Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberSo where is 7 up
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWell, I’m also always exactly 2 hours, 27 minutes and 4 seconds late.I also put on a talis 3 months before my Bar Mitzva (Tefillin was the day of).
(Maybe the above can be my subtitle)
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberPlease Post Subtitle
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Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWe yekkes call it Towsfowss
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhy am I seeing so many repeats in this thread
November 14, 2012 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm in reply to: Finish the sentence, There's nothing like a good ______! #907342Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberPop Quiz
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberteach me to hack and Im in
Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberToi, you went off topic
Yekke Mitt a GartelMember>if life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eyes
>Lemons are 10% what happens to you and 90% what you make out of it
>Do unto others before they do unto you
>Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much
>Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And since not lifting weights doesn’t kill us. Therefore not lifting weights makes us stronger
>Success is 1% inspiration and 99% luck
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