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For the sake of peace, wipe Hamas off the face of the world

as soon as the republicans pick a candidate that’s NOT a con-artist, demagogue, liar, lecher and sore loser, i will vote republican.
if you pick a con-artist, demagogue, liar, lecher and sore loser, i even will vote for fido the dog residing in my neighborhood

Jewish Theory of Relativity:
If you have 2 hairs on your head, it’s very little,
if you have 2 hairs in your soup, it’s too much.

a husband buys his wife a beatiful fur coat
she loves it and struts around in it
their daughter comes home from some ivy league university
and sees her mother in the fur coat
she starts screaming ‘don’t you know what diffuiculties this animal went thru just so you could strut around in your coat? – obviously animal rights stuff she learned in school
her mother slaps her across the face ‘don’t you EVER speak about your father this way!’

I LIKE IKE

“The media person Shimon Riklin from Channel 14 commented this evening (Monday) on the news published”
Second-hand news item could be plain bogus.
Also, maybe they wanted to know what kind of meals they would want.
We know nothing, and, right away, VIN headlines think the worst.
I was recently in an Israeli hospital, and everyone was extremely nice to me. So, again, to accuse a hospital without more facts is loshon horah of the worst kind

if ‘mainstream’ orthodoxy still believe that blood-letting is beneficial to one’s health, then i know exactly why i consider myself modern orthodox.
and that’s just one example. another one would be not to take medicine (a little ol’ pill) on shabbos because in the old days they had to grind medicines, well, again, i know why i am modern orthodox, and very happy with it.

huju – you took the words out of my mind

zaphed – your heading says ‘memory lane’. now you’re impunging on me about the future? hey, yeshiva world – i’d like to sue him. can you help?

It is my understanding when R’Akiva (it might have been someone else) was being tortured by the Romans , and people were questioning Hashem, a Bas Kol came out and declared something like ‘if you don’t stop questioning my edict, I will destroy the world.
Can anyone corroborate the above?
Anyway AviraD, don’t be so glib when discussing tragedies. Shame on you.

judy – this is only the beginning. who says it can’t eventually speak in ‘simpler’ terms? if it can get to this point, for sure it can start speaking simpler. as for the dybbuk etc., please, this is pure science, however it is going amok and very very frightening for the future. it can eventually be programmed even to speak in rachanim lingo. give it time. what these electronic chips can do nowadays is astounding. you go to a store, you no longer have to pay in cash, your credit card no longer has to be swiped – just hold it over the screen, and voila, your payment has been recorded. scaaarrrryyyyy.

I was curious , so I entered 5 words ‘avrohom bar mitzvah parsha vayishlach’ and below is the reply.
It has errors (see the names), but it knew the parsha well. very scary what it might possibly do in the future !!

Title: “Avrohom’s Journey: Embracing Growth and Forgiveness – Lessons from Parsha Vayishlach”

Introduction: Shalom everyone! Today, we gather to celebrate Avrohom’s Bar Mitzvah and explore the wisdom found in Parsha Vayishlach. In this portion, we encounter the captivating journey of Avrohom Avinu’s namesake, Avrohom, and discover valuable lessons that resonate with Avrohom’s own growth and maturation. Let’s embark on a meaningful exploration of Avrohom’s journey, highlighting the themes of personal development, resilience, and forgiveness.

I. Embracing Personal Growth: In Parsha Vayishlach, Avrohom encounters a wrestling match with an angel. Just as Avrohom wrestled with his own identity and purpose, we too experience moments of self-discovery. Avrohom’s journey teaches us that growth requires embracing challenges and wrestling with our internal struggles. Avrohom, as a Bar Mitzvah boy, has embarked on his own journey of self-discovery and should embrace the opportunity to develop his character and connect with his Jewish heritage.

II. The Power of Resilience: Following his wrestling match, Avrohom emerges with a newfound strength and determination. Life often presents us with difficult situations, but Avrohom’s story teaches us to face adversity head-on. Avrohom, as he embarks on his teenage years and transitions into adulthood, should cultivate resilience, harnessing the ability to bounce back from setbacks and grow stronger in the process.

III. The Journey to Forgiveness: One of the most powerful moments in Parsha Vayishlach is when Avrohom reconciles with his estranged brother, Esav. Avrohom models the importance of forgiveness, even when faced with past hurts and conflicts. As Avrohom becomes a Bar Mitzvah, he assumes greater responsibility for his actions and relationships. It is essential for Avrohom to foster a forgiving heart, seeking understanding and reconciliation in his interactions with others.

Conclusion: Today, as we celebrate Avrohom’s Bar Mitzvah, we reflect on the profound lessons from Parsha Vayishlach. Just as Avrohom Avinu’s journey transformed him into the father of our nation, Avrohom, the Bar Mitzvah boy, has the potential to shape his own path. By embracing personal growth, resilience, and forgiveness, Avrohom can embody the qualities of a true leader. Let us support Avrohom as he embarks on this transformative journey, always remembering the lessons from Parsha Vayishlach, and strive to make a positive impact in our own lives and the world around us. Mazel Tov, Avrohom!

how may more lies will he spew, before people see him for what he truly is, namely, a psychotic loony?

or say “you are making a big, big mistake” . just kidding.