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A: Red paint.
I have no comment.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Yeah, on second thought, you’re right. What was I thinking??
If I had a giant yellow beetle, I’d name him Lingo, but only if he played the dlums.
Truth be told until it was brought up in the FJJ I was totally
unaware that there were Halachic ramifications involved in hospice care. B”H my siblings and I were never put in a situation where we had to consider it as an option. Long story short, I stayed out of it for two reaons. First, because I didnt feel I had anything of particular significance to contribute to the conversation (yeah, I know; that never stopped me before), and second because it was obviously an issue that stirred deep passions in people who had been there and since I have a tendency to be a bit acid-tongued occasionally (in case you hadn’t noticed), I thought that rather than hurt someone’s feelings needlessly, it would be better if I just stayed out of it entirely.
The actual line was “don’t kiss your grandfather,” but thanks, anyway. 🙂
Thank you Mr. Psych, but to give credit where credit is due, “Hey Rebbe, Rebbe” was written by Moshe Brown.
Dunno.
Yes, I did.
Thinking about starting a blog.
RE: My parakeet. A better question would have been “what was his name?”
And where exactly shall I do that?
Are you kidding? Ya’ated is ever worse!
FYI: I met Mordy today and he told me that there are some Rabbonim in Flatbush who are pressuring him not to publish ANY of my letters, period. Apparently they don’t think people should be allowed to laugh a little on Shabbos. They don’t want any of what they consider “letzonis” in the FJJ. Frankly I have a good mind to just chuck the whole enterprise. I don’t want to be in middle of a machlokes; it’s simply not worth the aggravation.
-RZ
FYI: I met Mordy today and he told me that there are some Rabbonim in Flatbush who are pressuring him not to publish ANY of my letters, period. Apparently they don’t think people should be allowed to laugh a little on Shabbos. They don’t want any of what they consider “letzonis” in the FJJ. Frankly I have a good mind to just chuck the whole enterprise. I don’t want to be in middle of a machlokes; it’s simply not worth the aggravation.
Chas V’shalom, no need to apologize. Obviously you don’t know me either, but I decided long ago that many Jews, certainly not all, have gone completely, totally bonkers. Unfortunately many of them reside here in Flatbush, so it’s sometimes difficult for me to remember that the “new-chumrah-of-the-week” crowd does not represent Judaism-at-large and is certainly not what the Ribono Shel Olam intended or wants. And while I kinda, sorta joke about joining another religion, one where the only requirement is dancing around all day in a saffron robe, leider, leider I’ll betcha a majority of their members are formerly Jewish kids who found our beautiful, uplifting yiddishkeit too restrictive and tragically left the fold.
Little Froggie: Who says I was joking?
PS: Lighten up!
I think I’ll convert to Hare Krishna. Or Breslov.
I was in Harrico Pharmacy today and there was a discussion going on regarding kosher l’pesach batteries. You can’t make this stuff up.
I might be Chimlobuni. Then again, I might not.
I sent in a letter; they chose not to print it. Hey, can someone please tell me how to start a thread?
Can someone please tell me how to start a thread?
Hey, I’m pretty new at this, Can someone tell me how to post? Thanks.
-Rocky
Don’t know about him, but I’m a guy. Last time I checked, anyway.
Well, seeing as how it was like what, 50 degrees today? I’m reconsidering. 🙂
Well excuuuuuuuuse me!
Apparently.
Is “interesting” in that sentence a euphemism?
It’s not that I don’t like editorial boards. It’s that I’ve been writing these stupid letters for four years and I still can’t figure out their parameters.
Just so you all know: I was NOT responsible for the “?” between the words “happy” and “bachelor.” The editorial board, in its infinite wisdom, chose to add that particular punctuation. When I questioned Mordy about it, he said “The Rabbi” insisted on it. Will someone please explain all this to me before my head explodes?
Popa Bar Abba: This week’s letter is (supposed to be) funny. If you’re still in Brooklyn, pick up a copy, or you can always read it at:
Good Shabbos!
No external links
Oh, that.
Best Bubby; Don’t forget “I’ve got a secret.”
Do you like cheese?
How did I do that?
Take away that one sentence and there is nothing wrong with his article. That said, let’s not throw around the “kefirah” word so cavalierly.
Yo momma so fat, when she sit aroun’ de house, she sit AROUN’ de house!
Maybe if I spread the joke out over a few posts the moderator WHO SHOULD REALLY CUT ME SOME SLACK will be asleep at the wheel and let it pass.
You realize, of course, you’re both showing your age.
Yeah, they censored another one about a
who crosses the road to put
on the
.ihear: Okay, you’ve got me. I’ll come clean. I am indeed an imposter. Now would you please write something funny?