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January 23, 2011 4:34 am at 4:34 am in reply to: Writing A Comedy:What Scenario Do You Find Funniest?? #731845watermelonMember
I’ve used lots of life in my home for material,trust me!:)
watermelonMemberChayav,
the father is an alcoholic,
his son became a drug addict
because it’s so much fun to be the son of an alcoholic.
But Chazal say it’s no mitzvah to give someone advice
they’ll ignore,
so don’t worry,I’m done.
I feel sorry for you,
and all those affected by what you do.
January 23, 2011 1:00 am at 1:00 am in reply to: Writing A Comedy:What Scenario Do You Find Funniest?? #731843watermelonMemberIt’s not ha-ha funny here,although there are some funny,witty posts.I guess you were kidding!:)
January 23, 2011 12:56 am at 12:56 am in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731498watermelonMemberI thought mewho was a mod.
watermelonMemberGoq should have a more positive-sounding subtitle,no?
watermelonMemberFor those of you new to the CR,Chayav is usually posting about this subject.I am not reacting to one poem.
watermelonMemberalways here,I was ready for Shabbos and relaxing
mbachur,very good!
watermelonMemberDaas-thanks!
Chayav,as a close relative of an alcoholic,and a crack addict–I consider myself experienced enough in life to tell you that you should seek the help you need–before it’s too late.
And it’s too serious to rhyme about.
watermelonMemberI wrote a poem on purple
And about our holy day
A compliment I seek
Yup-pathetic–all the way!
watermelonMembermaybe he’s light/in shape/not heavy…or easy to “carry” financially…
watermelonMemberBoy!
Thank you,bpt and popa.I thought I had a “chezkas ne’emonus” by now,but I guess…
watermelonMemberI actually learned the 🙂 ending thing FROM Smile E.Face!
The 🙂 is very friendly-looking so no one attacks you for your posts!
I use it when my tone may be mis”heard”.
And like Smile E.Face said,I am me,and h/she is h/she!!
watermelonMemberAdmits what???
I asked Mods permission to change names for personal reasons.
Posters felt the need to “expose the great travesty” so it was like “yeah,I’m watermelon.”
I’m not Chayav, and not multi-posting…
Clear?
watermelonMemberWidely accepted seforim are verifiable.Others require verification(example:Women and Kabbalah)
January 21, 2011 5:20 pm at 5:20 pm in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731490watermelonMembermewho,so I was right?
watermelonMemberGood Shabbos,Good Shabbos
A day with no “mouse”
No typing,no griping,
Just peace in the house
The older we get
The more it makes sense
Shabbos teaches us
TO ENJOY THE PRESENT TENSE
(without being tense!)
watermelonMemberdefeats the purpose(unless changed only from boredom)
watermelonMemberI like TIME TO ACCOMPLISH!…and my CR threading compromises that…if I ever get my self-discipline back…I used to be so strict about it…I gotta sell this thing.I just need my e-mail,that’s all!
watermelonMemberw.m.,w.m.,eclipse,eclipse
watermelonMembervery good,c.b.(“gut gezokt”)
January 21, 2011 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732466watermelonMemberOk,1 out of 4 ain’t bad…
watermelonMemberWhat are you on NOW,boy?
watermelonMemberBy the way,dunno,my friend loved it.And we picked out “sugar” and “schnitzel”!(Are you the founder?)
watermelonMemberHunching over this miniscule netbook does WONDERS for my shoulders and back.I must shelve it for awhile!
Okay,who’s willing to PAY ME TO STOP POSTING?
Heyyyy,don’t really answer that!
January 21, 2011 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731483watermelonMemberlatitude and longitide?(Dr.Pepper did that once.)No idea…
watermelonMemberWow is THIS a popular thread!:)
watermelonMemberdoes she sneeze too much?
watermelonMemberFeif, “peace in the promised land” sounds like Moshe Yess,or Diaspora.(or Matisyahu?)
January 21, 2011 4:34 am at 4:34 am in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732463watermelonMemberMODS can I trouble you to post that in order? Thanks…sorry.
January 21, 2011 4:31 am at 4:31 am in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732462watermelonMemberPashute Yid,you’re right.
There are emotional stresses on ADULTS that I neglected to include,above.
January 21, 2011 4:25 am at 4:25 am in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732461watermelonMemberOh! One more thing.
I feel VERY lucky that most of my kids are in excellent schools,ba”h.
(midos,fine mechanchim,etc.)
This was just a general synopsis.
January 21, 2011 4:21 am at 4:21 am in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732460watermelonMemberaddendum to #4.And a responsible father.(responsible!)
January 21, 2011 4:19 am at 4:19 am in reply to: Mental illness in the frum community- take 2 #732459watermelonMemberWe keep building “hospitals under the bridge”
(Chelm story) instead of fixing the holes in the bridge
causing people to fall in the water in the first place.
Could it be due to any of the following?
1.media over-emphasis on perfection;
flawless nose,flawless toes,
size 4 fitting like a 0,and XL sewn like a size 4,etc.
2.ridiculous pressure in SOME schools,great for the average-bright,but torturous for those who must struggle
3.Way too much hurtful yenting.Kids know exactly how they are doing socially!
4.Parental alienation.
An UNNECESSARY side-effect of divorce.
You think every child doesn’t need a mother?
If you convince them they don’t,they’ll buy it…and pay for it by having “issues” later.
From all the depressed yidden who’ve posted here,I think this is a fairly accurate composite of factors.
Feel free to set me straight if I have it wrong.
watermelonMembertime for me to log out
watermelonMemberI’d also like to hear more…?
watermelonMemberHow about Chayav-Boy?
watermelonMemberNo it’s only since this metal roller thing,of that I am POSITIVE.
I want to use her again,but I think I’m gonna skip that gadget.
January 21, 2011 2:59 am at 2:59 am in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731474watermelonMemberBadHairDay: I’m FROM out-of-town (where trees really grow) but I’m here now!
watermelonMemberAlthough apparently there’s no such thing as going incognito here with CR KGB all over the place!
watermelonMemberI forgave you,but didn’t “go incognito” because of you.
watermelonMemberwhat’s the obsession with the word “stink/stunk”?:)
watermelonMemberthat old old purim tape…where they laugh like meshugenas at the end.
watermelonMemberwow,fascinating…
not on any medication whatsoever.
I guess I have Money in my blood!(it isn’t in my wallet!)
watermelonMemberHealth,can I borrow their lie-detector?
January 20, 2011 9:46 pm at 9:46 pm in reply to: What would you like to see happen, regarding family, before you die? #730448watermelonMemberGoq passed the test of not deceiving anyone for selfish reasons.
As far as my wish,it’s that my immediate family one day understand “loyalty”.Until then,I can at least teach it to my own children.
watermelonMembershhhh.
watermelonMembersac,can I lie?
watermelonMemberSPATE?
watermelonMemberthis thread is funny!
now where did”purple” go?
I think if you stuff
and don’t use your “guhpel”
you could eat the wrong way
and your face could (c”v)turn PUH-PEL.
watermelonMemberFrankel’s on 16th Ave.(gone now) used to have the old cassettes…
Find out who has a nice cassette collection.
It is mutar to make a copy IF IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PURCHASE ANYWHERE.
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