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  • in reply to: Big issue-please advise #2099823
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    While we are on topic, if the cat kills B’mezid is it chayuv misa? Also by Shogeg does it go to galus?

    in reply to: Big issue-please advise #2099817
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    @Always_Ask_Questions

    It’s a Sofek. It’s considered a Adam with a Muum of an animal in its brain. In such a case the cat can say it suffers from borderline species personality Dysphoria Disorder (mentally unstable). In such a case the cat would be Patur altz Shogeg bec it has no control.

    in reply to: Chaveirim, Yidden, and Lomdei Toirah, be malveh me your Oznayim #2099790
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    Gevaldik

    in reply to: Big issue-please advise #2099694
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    What we really need to figure out is who the mouse in the room is. Aside from that I would suggest getting a ball of yarn and a later… Cats love yarn & lasers.

    in reply to: Solution to the Shidduch Crisis #2089190
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    @yakov
    I applaud you. This is absolute genius. I would like to hire you to rearrange my sock drawer.

    in reply to: Best and Worst inventions in the world #2072306
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    Best: Spring door stoppers

    You never had a normal childhood if you didn’t spend at least 3 hours laying on a carpet floor flinging that thing up and down

    in reply to: Best and Worst inventions in the world #2070395
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    Worst: The Thesaurus, I don’t recall anyone in history ever opening one up. Although everyone has heard of it, no one knows what’s inside. And If you DO know what’s inside and you’ve read anything in it please send my regards to Abraham Lincoln.

    Best: spring door stoppers. You’ve never had a childhood if you never spent at least 3 hours on a carpet floor flinging it up and down.

    in reply to: JOKES #2064207
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    Every Jew needs 2 shuls in his life. One they daven at and one they will never step foot into

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