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  • in reply to: Can You Aidel-Rap? #1003776
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    zeh lo rap

    zeh rak k’mo rap

    shehkorim k’rap

    in reply to: very funny shidduch story #762323
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    cshapiro- I didn’t opine on whether or not you’re not worth it. What I said was that the dislike is mutual. If a couple has mismatched financial values then (traditionally) the girl will call the guy cheap and the guy will call the girl high-maintenance (I suppose it could go the other way at least in theory).

    Point is, find someone who shares your values. Otherwise, bad. It is the bane of women to call their provider “cheap”.

    in reply to: 1 MILLION FRUM JEWS IN THE STATE OF NEW YORK #760596
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    1 million? Maybe, if you include all of Joseph’s screen names.

    in reply to: we need more #760369
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    how about no roads and no traffic?

    in reply to: very funny shidduch story #762286
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    i hate cheap guys

    Not half as much as those guys hate high maintenance girls….

    in reply to: How do people pull all nighters at work? #759132
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    car home from the office at 6:00am shower and daven

    Showering is a waste of time in such circumstances. Davening is mandatory, but why waste time on anything else when you could be doing more precious workeee. Tralala.

    in reply to: Basic english #759090
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    With no disrespect intended, I think that this thread shows a very egocentric viewpoint. It is not just the “heimish” who are abusing English – it is more or less every immigrant group in America – which is a lot of different groups of people in this country! The Russians, who never seem to use articles in their speech (since Russian has no articles), the Hispanics with their frequent lapses into Spanish, the Jedi with their Yodaesque reversal of subject and predicate. Every group seems to retain some of their “native speak”.

    And there is little discouragement here. We try our best to understand everyone who tries to speak to us in English and overlook their mistakes. Not so in other places – have you ever tried to stammer your way onto a bus in Israel? You’re likely to feel humiliated if your Ivrit isn’t perfect. Ever tried to speak French in Paris without the perfect accent? You’ll be completely snubbed. In fact, I can’t think of another country that is so forgiving to non-native speakers. So let’s try to see it that way.

    in reply to: Saving on gas #756698
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    hey adorable-

    Think about each of the above fluids in context. How many gallons of each do you need to get to work, let’s say? Do you go through 3.5 gallons of whiteout during your daily commute? What about Pepto Bismol? Even the most stressed out accountant can get by with less than a gallon.

    I use around 600 gallons of gas every year. Not anywhere close to that in the other categories.

    in reply to: flight problems #756090
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    HaLeivi-

    Torah observant Jews are forbidden from being superstitious. Saying that crashes come in threes is not like saying “three on a match” – the former has no basis in reality and is mere superstition, while the latter has a factual explanation.

    in reply to: Insulted on YWN. #755770
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    Very simple answer- you hold yourself to be above everyone else here. Do you feel that way about everyone you interact with IRL?

    in reply to: Strollers #755640
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    I think anyone could afford this stroller. If you don’t have that much discretionary money you could manage by eating rice and beans in your house instead of chicken and meat. And give up cleaning help. That should save you $1500 in the 9 months leading up to your need for a stroller.

    😉

    in reply to: "The Japan Song" – new video #755664
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    noitallmr- I respectfully disagree. If the entire video was focused on the achdus and the lengths we go to help each other then you’d be right. But then they had to go and stick in a message like that… if it was not intended that way then they should come out and say so publicly.

    in reply to: Is it permitted to sell – Store Credit or a Gift Card? #753952
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    Read the terms and conditions. Often it says “not transferable”, which would be your answer. Often it doesn’t, which would also be your answer.

    in reply to: Calling on the CR Ambidextroses!! #806183
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    Thank you Pashuteh Yid – until you told us that one of the Gedolei Hador was ambidextrous, I did not know if it was Torahdig for a frum person to be that way. Turns out, Eilu vEilu divrei Eloykiim Chayim. So it is muttar to be a lefty because the Steipler was, it is muttar to be a rightie because R’ Moshe was, and now we know that it is even muttar to be ambidextrous. Chasdei Hashem.

    in reply to: "The Japan Song" – new video #755656
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    I find this extremely offensive. What a disgusting notion, that a bunch of frum people got together to make a song and share it with the public, broadcasting their belief that they know why the Japanese tsunami happened. I’m not sure what is more offensive- the arrogance of the “Neviim” who claim to understand Hashem’s intentions, or the shamelessness of the action of sharing their agenda so publicly. Certainly neither “Avremele” nor Finkelman have the right to represent frum Jews by publishing this statement.

    in reply to: Zonked!! #754117
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    toothpicks are great, but what will your cleaning lady think of you

    😉

    in reply to: Why Would A Jaw Hurt? #753412
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    Do you talk too much?

    in reply to: Just one question #865670
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    If she’s pretty enough, it doesn’t matter that Chicago is out of town. If she’s not pretty enough, it shouldn’t matter even if she comes from the hartz shebhartz of in-town and is a baalas yichus, bas talmid chochom, and has all the finest middos. Unless she is very wealthy.

    So what’s the difference?

    in reply to: Why the inequality?? #753905
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    SJS- not in all religions…..

    in reply to: calm down! #754197
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    The best thing to do is get up really close to the person and say clearly, “Calm down. You’re getting excited. It’s not a big deal. Calm down”. It is best to use calming hand gestures at the same time (arms out, palms facing downward, vertical motions).

    If you are wearing protective gear (or if the person is significantly smaller than you), you can probably repeat this 3-4 times before you lose consciousness.

    in reply to: tooth pain #1007139
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    b’shaah tova?

    in reply to: Hotels for Pesach #752588
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    As far as your Kashrus is concerned, there is a reason why we have mashgichum and rabbonim there. Their job is to verify that everything is good. If you feel it is not good enough, you should also kill your own chickens and cows, because you are relying on someone else and pesach you should be more machir. You should not buy ANY items from the grocery like potato starch, because you are also relying on other people doing their job.

    Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy 🙂

    in reply to: Guy and Girls on Purim #751961
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    The most likely explanation is that every post in the CR is posted 3-5 times. Then Mod 80 deletes the ones that came before his.

    in reply to: I think of death a lot. Do you? why is it so ignored? #751081
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    Why do such smart people out there, even in their waning years never talk about the one thing that is so so important

    Because smart people generally confine their conversations to topics of which they are knowledgeable.

    in reply to: Kosher beach? #751284
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    I’ve seen kosher ham in NY, so I’m sure you can find a kosher beach too.

    in reply to: think think think!!! #1002209
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    Winnie the Pooh?

    in reply to: best thing about the winter! #745813
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    best thing about winter…. 12 more months until it gets that bitter again. worst part of summer is knowing that it’s all downhill from there.

    in reply to: Torah vs. Toyrah #745538
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    When I say it, it comes out “tay-cheh” due to my Eurpoeanishe accent.

    in reply to: why not emanuel for mayor #743921
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    halivei, dear ronrsr, halivei

    in reply to: no brain #743113
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    Are you talking about vegans?

    in reply to: one brain #744599
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    One Brain to rule them all, One Brain to find them…..

    Wolf, I’ve been to the brain store, thinking that I could get an auxiliary one for when my main is offline and thereby work all day and night. The prices in the store are quite varied. For example, the salesman showed me a physician’s brain, 35 years old, $50k. A lawyer’s brain, 42 years old, $45k. Then he showed me a blogger’s brain, 48 years old, for which he wanted an astounding $1.2 million! When I asked why the blogger’s brain was such priced at such an astronomical figure while the physician and lawyer brains were so much more reasonable, he shrugged and replied, “Never been used.”

    in reply to: Hair Loss! #741223
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    The product you are looking for is called “Nair”. Just rub the stuff on and you’ll see almost instant results!

    in reply to: ???? ??? ???????? #741402
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    There is a funny story I once heard from Rav Mansour.

    This lady was circling around the block for an hour looking for a space to park. She was utterly frustrated.

    Finally she looks up and says: HaShem please, please, please help me find a parking spot”.

    As soon as she finishes saying those words, a car pulls out of a space right in front of her car.

    So she says: “Never mind HaShem, I already found a parking space.”

    This story actually happened, up until the last line. When the car pulled out of the space right in front of her, what she really said was, “A SHIDDUCH! I meant please help me find a SHIDDUCH!”

    in reply to: Who Will YOU Be Collecting For This Purim? #739056
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    Tosh

    (mine that is)

    in reply to: Do you smell Spring? #739154
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    In other words, variety is the spice of life. But I’d still rather have steak every night for dinner than have steak one night and stale black bread the next.

    in reply to: Simcha takanos. #740118
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    you could also book at least 3 weddings per night per hall, which should give the hall the same parnassa but cut the cost by a 1/3rd or more.

    Same parnassa (income) at 1/3 of the cost? If you can tell me how that’s possible, I have a job opening for you on the White House budgetary committee.

    in reply to: Being a Good Shabbos Guest… #736993
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    I personally try to bring a dozen roses

    You bring 3 bottles of Four Roses? I would consider 1 bottle to be a very nice house guest gift. 3 is overkill.

    in reply to: over analyzing #733149
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    thats so cool how do you do that

    Take a hint, pal 🙂

    Unless you want to be treated condescendingly again, I would suggest you ask Google instead of Mr. 80.

    in reply to: intellectual thread #733563
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    Some of the best intellectual discussions take place in a tipsy frame of reference.

    in reply to: Chemistry in Dating? #734137
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    To answer the OP, chemistry means developing a bond.

    in reply to: The name Shira – A Problem? #1160726
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    Why are people extrapolating? In this thread a number of comments were first or second hand accounts of R’ Chaim objecting to the name Shira. Not any other name. I think it is reasonable to conclude that he objects to this name only, and not try to extend this to other names that he has not objected to based on a (even a) logical connection that he has not ever said (to the best of anyone’s knowledge).

    Unless someone has heard R’ Chaim object to other names- anyone?

    in reply to: The Very Best You #733400
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    Obeisant, effervescent

    in reply to: Walk the girl to the door #736115
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    Do you walk the babysitter to her door? Why is that different?

    in reply to: Price of The Hamodia #733514
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    Off topic. Where is Hamodia circulated that the avg income of their subscribers is $147,000? I wonder if Yeshiva administrators in the same markets would give the same number?

    LOL! But you are missing the point here- the Yeshiva administrators are the only ones who answered the survey, so it’s the average of their salaries.

    in reply to: Fess Up, Do you have previous name? #1114797
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    yes

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