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Veltz MeshugenerMember
I think it depends on what you consider “work” and what you are willing to do to put yourself in that position.
For example, you could make money off investments without much active and continued effort, but you would need to get that money in the first place, and that would require work.
You could work for the government or a non-profit or in middle management, but you would generally need to be at your workplace during business hours, although you would not be working.
You could try insurance fraud. Even if you get caught, you are also going to have a bed, and food, and medical care. But you might have to work on license plates.
Veltz MeshugenerMember“That’s a nice theory but is completely refuted by the data” is best described by which of the following:
a. Logically correct
b. Incorrect because there ought to be a comma after the word “theory”
c. Fails to account for the possibility that even “bad” schools also teach theory
d. Fails to account for possibility that factors other than preparation play a role in success on the bar
Veltz MeshugenerMemberNot this discussion again. It makes no sense to go to law school because the reasons are obvious:
1. Law school is a terrible decision for people who want to make a living.
2. Law school is very hard, and does not result in a living wage for most people who go unless they go to Harvard and have lots of pull and protektzia.
3. You can’t make a living unless you pass the bar exam and you really have to be at the top of your class in order to do that and even if you do, you won’t get a job. See above.
4. Don’t believe PBA and UBENIGNman who are always trolling for people to go to law school. I happen to know for a fact that both of them have close relatives who work at law schools and that’s why they pretend that it’s not as awful an idea as it really is an awful idea.
June 15, 2014 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm in reply to: The correct pronunciation of "Expecto Patronum" #1066765Veltz MeshugenerMemberRebyid, I have heard from reliable sources that that is not the case. In any event, you should try it out in advance. A dementor attack is not the right time to discover a yekkish “Expectou Patrounawm” doesn’t work.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberMy patronus takes the form of the free market.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberDear Popa Bar Abby,
For the last year or so, although I have had a job, I have been looking for a different one. Recently, I found a new job and while I was thinking about when (as late as possible) and how (as passive-aggressively as possible) to tell my old job that I’m leaving, it occurred to me that the kind of work that I do can be done from home. Not forever, and not well, but for a while and poorly.
I’m thinking that instead of telling my old job that I’m leaving, I will simply set up an autoresponse on my email and an out of office on my messages and continue working at the old job until I’m fired. I mean, I’d rather leave on my own terms, TBH, but two jobs are better than one, right? I am not worried that anyone will see me because the new job is in a different city. I think that if I dedicate an hour a day to my old job, I’ll be able to get paid for another six months.
So here’s my question: Is this ethical? I thought it wasn’t, but I checked and there’s no law against it. At my last job, I was fired because I am a liberal, and I thought it was wrong to fire someone for speaking their mind on political issues, but it turns out that no, private employers are allowed to fire employees at will. In fact, the company lawyer specifically pointed out that if Congress thought it were wrong, they would have made a law about it. So while I would have thought that drawing two paychecks is wrong, apparently Congress doesn’t think so. What do you think?
Best,
Veltz Meshugener
PS: Also, if I get caught and fired, but neither company wants to defend a for-cause hearing, would I get one or two unemployment checks?
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI hardly think that simply because one’s motivations are pure and abilities strong, that we ought to lose our right to amuse ourselves by mocking and denigrating.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI thought it was hilarious, but the result is not likely to be a kiddush hashem.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberHas it ever been worse? You mean when the wives of roshei yeshiva didn’t cover their hair, and most orthodox shuls had mixed dances? The only thing that’s worse than ever now is the judgmentalism.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI think I know you IRL, so I feel comfortable saying this. I think it’s fine if Chanina and Abba-Mari read it because they are mature enough to understand the original context. But Rafram and the younger ones might take things the wrong way.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberThe OP is a ridiculous question. It is impossible to be modern and frum. This is the one thing that Charedim and Noah Feldman agree on.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberIt’s true that smartphones distract you from real life and turn you into a zombie. But what smartphone critics fail to realize is that it’s better to be a zombie than to be engaged in whatever passes for “real life” these days.
March 28, 2014 12:26 am at 12:26 am in reply to: Can anyone help? Dont Judge a Book by its Cover… #1009605Veltz MeshugenerMemberYid, yid, vee dahn boord? Boord Boord vee dahn yid? Yid vee dahn boord dahn yid? Vee dahn yid, vee dahn boordi?
Veltz MeshugenerMemberHave the shadchan do it. You are not related to this woman and should NOT be asking personal questions.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberPBA: R’ Levi Yitzchak on YCT:
“Even while they’re being women, they wear tefillin! Me k’amcha yisrael!”
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI’ll grant you that it’s not ideal to cut out of davening to eat and drink, but it’s a foreseeable consequence of davening that unnecessarily takes an hour and a half too long.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberDon’t know what people expected. After all, none of the passengers were shomer shabbos.
Veltz MeshugenerMember“Guys, Guys! Scram! The Gabbai is coming!”
Veltz MeshugenerMemberRebyidd, let me assure you: NOBODY can afford law school. It’s like weddings or Honda Odysseys.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberPotato, tomahto it’s all the same. Just playing semantic games. Everyone’s equal but some are more equal than others.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberBesalel is completely correct. I was going to write that I agree with him, but then I dug deeper into the matter and determined that I agree with him because he is correct.
The story with R’ Nachum as well illustrates the fallacy of this mode of avodah. Would you dance at the grave of a relative? Under certain circumstances, sure. For example, if the relative spent his life trying to find a cure for cancer, and some time after he died, a process he discovered is perfected and turns out to be effective. I would absolutely celebrate at his grave.
The Bais Hamikdash was destroyed because of sinas chinam. It is perfectly valid avodah to dance at the kosel as an expression of achdus. If R’ Nochum doesn’t want to dance he doesn’t have to. I assure you, R’ Nachman will not give him lomdus tips.
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Veltz MeshugenerMemberI sometimes feel that I would like to get along better with other people, but other times I’m not sure.
This is especially true when they don’t accept my point of view, even for the sake of piece. The selfish <deleted>!
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Veltz MeshugenerMemberThe coffee room, per my scientific analysis, was a bunch of people in law school classrooms playing around. As they graduate, the numbers thin.
For those who don’t believe me, ask yourself this: Am I a law student posting during class because I’m bored? If the answer is no, then you are the only one.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI was mature enough to get married at 13, but the rest of the world had not adapted sufficiently to my maturity. Also my wife was immature for her age (she was 29 at the time.)
Veltz MeshugenerMemberWhat is most striking about this is how people refuse to accept objective guidance because they are just interested in whatever is convenient for them. I tell people again and again that I prefer to withhold this video from my house, but they persist in making their own decisions about what to do in their houses. I just hope they don’t come crying to me when they’re children go off the derech and there other children can’t find shidduchim.
March 4, 2014 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm in reply to: maybe we all should stop getting drunk on purim #1056625Veltz MeshugenerMemberEveryone is misinterpreting what the meaning of the mitzvah is. The words seem to say you have to drink until you get drunk, but those are intended for people who only learned when they drank. It was the opposite of today’s drunkenness – it was a way to elevate their avodas hashem, except that they couldn’t get drunk every day, so they would focus on purim as the time to experience the avodah. But for us, who only do things like not learn when we are drunk, it’s the biggest avairah possible.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberThey are incredibly valuable in their own right, without the need for derivative values like “what they tell us about halacha”. They a direct link to our great-great-grand antecedents.
They also have the potential to teach us an incredible amount about Judaism during bayis sheini – if we are willing to listen. For example, IMO two of the above posts completely miss the point on two of the discoveries.
The “tehilla l’david” with the passuk for nun is not so much a question of who was right vs. who was wrong. It puts R’ Yochanan’s statement into context – he’s not just rationalizing an oddity; he’s explaining why his choice of the no-nun version is better.
And the 364 day calendar is mind-blowing – it completely redefines how we think about the interactions between the tzedokim and the chachamim regarding the calendar. Of course, we are not tzedokim so we don’t care what they thought was the correct day of pesach, but now we know what they were trying to get when they manipulated the beis din to declare rosh chodesh. (It also could explain several discrepancies in the New Testament regarding the death of yoshko and its relationship to Pesach, but I suspect The Yeshiva World is less than interested.)
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI was in Australia and I came across a cat-size rodent, wearing a little colorful shirt, lying dead in the road. (honk if you see this one coming from a mile away…). I was saddened that someone’s pet had died, but my Australian friend consoled me.
“It’s not a pet. That species always wears shirts. And it’s just pretending to be dead.” I thought that was really strange. Then I realized.
It was a kesones possum.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberSome questions:
1. What is the issur in copying a CD?
2. Does the radio station pay the people who own the rights to the songs? Should they?
3. Does everyone have to agree, or can there be a difference of opinion?
4. Assume it’s true that “I wouldn’t buy it anyway” is a slippery slope because if that were true nobody would buy music because everyone could copy it. Does that mean that copying is stealing, or does it mean that charging money for CDs is ona’ah?
5. Do we assume that everyone else is acting k’din, or can we be skeptical of them as well? For example, can we assume because a song is played at weddings that one may perform a song? Or should we worry that they also ought to be paying for it?
Veltz MeshugenerMemberNo, although my fifth grade rebbi would have trouble explaining why that is.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberThe art of moi, I disagree strongly with your post. If there is nothing wrong with doing it, then you don’t care about watching it in shomayim and it doesn’t have any effect on your grandchildren. If anything, it can benefit them – you were busy and tired, but you took the time and put forth the energy to exercise in order to be mekayem v’nishmartem me’od lenafshosaichem. Moreover, you were smart enough to think ahead and realize that you had to choose a fun class so that you would keep coming back even when it gets hard. Even if it was indulgence of a complete ta’ava for prurience, you were careful to do it in a way that was not a michshol to men and was not a chillul hashem. Your grandchildren will be singing!
Veltz MeshugenerMemberCharliehall, I don’t think you’re right about secular law.
WIY, congratulations, you have chosen the absolute most useless way to reply. If there is a reason why I’m wrong feel free to point it out.
DaasYochid, the question is not about gedolim being biased; it’s about getting the message of the halacha out. It’s likely that the people with an interest will keep asking until they find a gadol who gives the answer they want. It might be the first person they ask. But if the first person gives a different answer, they will keep going, while no one will be bothered to publicize the first psak.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberWhat the OP fails to address is whether anyone ever kept these halachos. Just because something is written in shulchan aruch as halacha and we don’t keep it doesn’t mean that we are doing less than previous generations.
Additionally, it’s easy to imagine that all of the answers are written in black and white in the Shulchan Aruch or on the OU website, but that is simply not true. Taking Popa’s example of bugs – we have the term ‘Nira l’einayim’ (apparently – I didn’t look into the halacha) but what does that mean? Does it mean with a magnifying glass? With a microscope? Okay, it’s become accepted that it refers to the naked eye. But does it refer to the naked eye when nobody ever used a microscope to figure out what to look for with the naked eye, or must you examine with a microscope or magnifying glass and then re-check to see if you can see the now-identified creature with the naked eye?
Furthermore, does it refer to creatures that are visible to the naked eye after someone happened to notice it while sitting near a luncheon with a magnifying glass, or does it even refer to bugs visible to the trained naked eye in an age when there is a cadre who sit all day with magnifying glasses hoping to find visible bugs in things so they can “save the public from an issur d’oraysoh?”
Veltz MeshugenerMemberPBA, you’re not going to believe it, but that is exactly what happened to me! What I did was, I criticized everyone else until I felt better.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberThe advice to you is the same as the advice has been in all the threads on the CR about law school. If you can get in to Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Chicago, Columbia or NYU, or maybe, maybe, a substantial scholarship to Penn, then go. Otherwise don’t, regardless of how interested you are in law. Interest in law will not help you make coffee faster when you work in Starbucks after graduating with tens of thousands in debt and no job.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI am very worried about getting into seminary. I don’t know what I would do if I got in, considering that I can’t afford the tuition, and I’m a fifty year old man. But that doesn’t mean it’s a lack of bitachon – perhaps it was meant to be that I should worry, as a punishment for the times I did too much hishtadlus for things like buying food and stuff.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberEmunah in what?
Veltz MeshugenerMemberOP left out the best part of the story, which is only slightly less likely to have happened.
They told this story to the Vilna Gaon, and he said, “That the dreams happened and they found the crucifix doesn’t surprise me – that’s a befeirushe yerushalmi. What surprises me is that a chassidishe rebbe knew the yerushalmi!”
And they went back and told R’ Zishe what the Gaon had said, and he replied, “indeed, I did not know the Yerushalmi. So how did I know what to do? The same way the Yerushalmi found out, I found out.”
They undoubtedly went back to the Gaon and received another rejoinder, but alas, I haven’t heard that part.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberThe problem with teaching emunah or hashkafa is that you have to know about it to teach it. My brief encounters with people who attempted to teach it did not convince me that the effort should be expanded.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberBuilding on the same discussion, would you marry someone who:
Could be a carrier for which a genetic marker hasn’t been discovered yet?
Has relatives who are dumb?
Has a 100% chance of losing hair with age?
Has a family history of Alzheimers?
Has a family history of being poor?
Wears fashionable clothing, which has a 25% chance of going against the rabbonim?
May have once done something they didn’t tell you about?
December 5, 2013 4:01 pm at 4:01 pm in reply to: People who quote opinions from the CR in real life #991367Veltz MeshugenerMemberI have never read an opinion here that was worthy of being related in real life.
December 5, 2013 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm in reply to: Will they have potato kugel stuffed eggrolls? #991461Veltz MeshugenerMemberWIY: Epcot, Lakewood. Your welcome.
December 4, 2013 3:36 am at 3:36 am in reply to: Personal Statement for Seminary Applications #990918Veltz MeshugenerMemberI should have saved that post that someone wrote, about how their niece is smart but not super academic and looking to really grow. That should work.
I wrote my personal statement about Solomon Dwek, and I got in, though not to Chemdas.
December 2, 2013 2:46 am at 2:46 am in reply to: Personal Statement for Seminary Applications #990908Veltz MeshugenerMemberWhen my sister was applying to places that asked her to write something personal, I suggested that she write that she needs to use the restroom.
Unrelated: I went into Chai Pizza the other day and ordered a personal pie. When they brought it out, I bent forward to the counter-person and whispered, “do you have a private place for me to eat this? I can’t eat such a personal pie in public!”
He didn’t think it was funny.
I don’t either
Veltz MeshugenerMemberSounds like a scam. They won’t tell you anything other than whether you are compatible, which means nothing about any individual’s health, but they make you pay again if you lose your number?
Veltz MeshugenerMemberAre you a novardoker? If yes, the hardware store. If not, a jewelry store.
December 1, 2013 1:42 am at 1:42 am in reply to: Morons who put stuff besides jelly in sufguniyois #1004547Veltz MeshugenerMemberIf I had to eat jelly donuts it would be difficult to be mekayem the mitzva of simchas yom tov.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberIt helped their morale, because they were distressed that they couldn’t do the mitzvah. Hashem showed them that he appreciated their devotion by showing that as far as he was concerned, the menorah was burning. Not everything is about halacha.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberI’m frummer than my spouse because she’s a woman and women aren’t frum.
Veltz MeshugenerMemberSo basically Rabbi Wallerstein is saying the only real Torah is failing to learn anything? He has my vote.
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