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Sign I found on a placard posted on a tree in our neighborhood:
Dear Doggie
Apparently your owner does not read English or is just inconsiderate and selfish. Please insist on having your owner clean up after you, or take your “business” elsewhere.
Ruff Ruff (thank you!!)
The NeighborsAgain, you got me wrong. They have an agenda. And NOTHING will get in their way. It’s hot today? – that’s the global warming at play. It’s cold today? That’s the global warming at the cooling cycle. It’s really hot, you just don’t realize it. The weather changed? That’s the issue. Unbiased, honest, I say!!!
ubiquitin: You totally missed my point. When some bright scientist can claim that some oxyhyperflorurobihydronation in the hypershpheric region of the iosphere causes our weather to get hotter, and then tomorrow claim that the oxyhyperflorurobihydronation in the hypershpheric region of the iosphere causes out weather to get cooler and then claim that oxyhyperflorurobihydronation in the hypershpheric region of the iosphere causes out WEATHER TO CHANGE!!! is when we need to get a hard look at our UNBIASED, HONEST scientists!!! Sure they will claim that the cold weather is really a heating pattern in the upper middle-lower top-side of the bottom-most middle-upper left-handed right-side of the hyperoxyhyporflorobihydronate in the hyperbolicshpheric region of the hyperiosphere. Left is really right, and cold is really hot. And we MUST take their word for it… YEP.
And the national center for “CLIMATE CONTROL” will claim – it makes sense. (boy am I sure there are guys there just plotzing, laughing, rolling and LOLing at us, how we take, feed off all their wisdumb…)
And one more.. if I may.
Chazal (our great Rabbis) say הרוצה לשקר ירחק עדותו, if you want to lie, move away, distance your witness. Sure, the iospheric bionic oxyhypersperic pressure (and according to Dr. Middos, the grepslink of the kugelator) is getting lower with each thousand years… and that’s why it’s getting hotter…. OOPS, no! That’s why it’s getting cooler!! OOPS AGAIN!!! – NO! That’s why the weather is CHANGING!!
Hear that!!! In olden times there was NO WEATHER CHANGE. And now the weather changes!! (Gosh!!! What was the conversations like back then?!?)
And that’s all because of of what our great bright scientists have discovered – we use too much CO. So it produces oxyhyperflorurobihydronation in the hypershpheric region of the iosphere. Which causes it to (let’s take a look outside… now it’s cold) get cooler… with every five hundred years…
Reminds me of the Coffee research… Drinking coffee is terrible… it causes xx and xxx and xxxx. It could also lead to xxxxx and xxxxxx. <Two days later> Drinking coffee is very beneficial for xx and xxx. It also help xxxx and xxxxx. <Three days later> Drinking coffee is so dangerous.. it can have long term effects on xx and xxx.
YEAH!! KEEP ‘EM BUSY!!!
Iv’e passed the stage of writing long megillos (that nobody reads), but this one really go me.
HaShem, in all His wisdom, capabilities, has not left the Driver’s Seat. He’s still in charge of the world AND EVERY THING IN IT. ואתה מחיה את כולם. He devised a world so magnificent, so complex and intricate, far more than any mortal can begin to grasp. How many myriads of science books are written upon one minute detail of our most wondrous world?!? There are entire colleges, divisions for learning but just one spec of this great creation. Only someone foolish as Haman will attempt to say ח”ו… Nope. Us Yidden (that’s Jews, for the uninitiated) know and believe He’s pretty much in charge. Was, is and will be. Till when He decides time’s up. No user intervention will alter any part of His will. Like they write. “Do not open – no user serviceable parts”!!!!
Come. Enjoy your ride. Leave to managing up to the Great Driver up there.
Interesting part is – what He did leave for us do to – לעבדה ולשמרה, which Chazal say means to do Mitzvohs and keep away from sin… Somehow in this area they’re all slacking… putting it mildly. We don’t see such organizations, committees, societies worrying about the great, huge, enormous decline in morals and decency. This is the area He left to us… to better the world… ourselves… with proper morals and decency. To live an upright life. Suddenly… silence. The world has been plunged into such depravity – far, far worse than in the Dor Hamabul (the great flood). It’s sinking lower and lower with each day. And they’re working so hard at the other end to destroy any visage of shame and embarrassment. “NO NEED TO CONTROL YOURSELF, DO IT FOR ALL TO SEE”. Deprave, deprave, Deprave.
Anyone see a connection here? עולם הפוך ראיתי!!!
“Those people are terrible.”
“Oh”
“What do you mean OH?!? They’re so terrible!”
“Oh my! What did they do?”
“I already mentioned it on another thread.”
“You did?!? Could you be more specific?”
“No. You’re gonna have to look it up yourself”
“OK. I’ll repeat it, just once more. I dislike them. They’re terrible.
“And that’s because…”
“Do you think I’ll write that on a public forum?!?”I’m also feeling left out…..
Remember the time he swore that I’m Joseph…. (centuries ago… many screen names ago…)
What matters to some “FrumInNJ” doesn’t really matter to any other Frum, Torah oriented Jew. If a (Jewish) woman is married, she is her husband’s Kinan. Whether she likes it or not. And if she didn’t intend to, she was never married in the first place.
I like that line… someone who labels him/herself quote frum endquote: ” We’re no longer living in Biblical times”…. Hu?!?
Having a (Bibical) Passover this year or something?
Saw the name of a Klezmer Band: Jews With Horns
You were there?!?
My posts carry no weight (wonder why)
RY.
Exactly. That’s what Seforim write. הרגל נעשה טבע.
I’m still trying his trick…
Outsource to Mars…
To anyone and everyone:
I don’t think it’s a good idea to get direct, personal. Please remember, each and every poster over here has a living and breathing (B”H) body. A guf that contains a beating heart and mind. Replete with moods, wants and needs. Each a unique and distinguished personality and character. You don’t want to cause needless anguish and tzaar to any Jew (person or baal chai either).
I know. I was once at the receiving end…
Wear anything! Frogette (and most women) complain they ‘have nothing to wear’. So any clothing should serve as a costume, since it’s not normally worn…
Great Idea
Instead of handing out assault, warfare arms to the mentally disturbed, and forcing our teachers to become army and SWAT personnel, how about taking away those toys from the loonies and let the teachers continue to do the job they were hired for?
Makes sense?!? (Well, I guess that’s why no one’s gonna do it – read above)
Another indication of the snug aloofness and brainlessness in Washington. Someone ought to challenge it. Someone with courage…
Brains vs Power
I don’t know, maybe it was said before…. I think the answer is so obvious…
Let EVERYONE affected sue the manufacturer millions… each and every one… sue them… sue them. It’s the only language they know. Hit them hard.. drive them out of business. Hold them accountable for every crime committed through their deadly creations. And sue their pant off!!!
Any sane (truthful) person, willing to recognize the truth knows that the problem lies in the proliferation and readily accessibility of these deadly weapons. It takes just an ounce of brain mush. And those with the power in Washington are missing even that. Or are so terribly biased to put our lives secondary. FOR SHAME!!!!
I am so badly shaken after seeing some of those videos….. who cannot cry?!?
Remember this one?!?
Good times we had then….
You’re not really Yiddish?!?
Anyone see the irony of the OP?
” Rebbe is the Frierdiker Rebbe’s successor, who is the successor of the Rebbe Rashab, who is of the Rebbe Maharash who is of the Tzemach Tzedek who is of the Mitteler Rebbe who is of the Alter Rebbe aka Baal HaTanya who is of the Mezritcher Maggid who is of the Baal Shem Tov who is of Achiya HaShiloni and R Adam Baal Shem who is of R Yoel Baal Shem who is of R Eliyahu Baal Shem….”
OOPS…
I thought it was the Great R’ Aharon of Karlin who was the successor…What’s your problem?!? Take the Coffee Room with you!!!
HELLO TO YOU!!! WB
And in case you didn’t know, I’m me. Most of the time.
WHAT?!?!?
Has it really been 10 years since I stopped being productive?!?!?
WAAA!!!!!
Where’s the <RESET> button? I wanna try again!!!! WOW!!! Ten years down the drain!!!
Depends if it has a Jewish mother
You failed to understand what I’m trying to convey. I’m not concerned whether he’s a Chacham or Navi. Neither if he was both. I’m trying to tell you that Jewish Jews were shomrei Mitzvohs back then. And there was a big to-do when someone attempted to try and change that.
“..way back in europe/russia/spain/poland/italy etc. No mechitzas existed..”
Really? Maybe they didn’t daven or learn then eaither? Care to recall the story of the Satmar Rav when he was in Europe? – How someone was grinded in his own grinding plant, because he didn’t listen to the Rav’s warnings about having a Mechitza.
That’s the slippery slope path of the evolutionists… in the early days they didn’t keep the Torah, now we evolved into a nation that keeps HaShem’s mitzvohs…
Gemarah (somewhere) brings the Passuk od Koheles:
גם במדעך מלך אל תקלל
It’s not wise to curse, vilify a king, a man in power. So much more so this president who wields great power. HaShem sent him to this position, obviously he’s there for a purpose.Say what you want about him (actually don’t), he’s done a terrific job on bringing this place out of the dump his predecessor through us in. He’s actually shown signs of leadership; he’s not afraid of someone’s else’s opinions, positions. No one is perfect… he’s a trillion times better than the one he replaced, and the one who c”v almost one.
ZeesKite!!!
Yeah…. Actually anyone that does Chumash & Rashi gets that…
It’s the cold. I’m telling you. You’ll pull out if it…. my word…
I used to own a second house. Then I bough a third.. and a fourth. Then a hotel.
They, (he, she or RebYidd23) should start a topic in coffee room about it!!!
Me? I live in an undisclosed habitat east of YiddishKite (BP)
Yeah, and the salt they spread like there’s no tomorrow only makes my car lighter… so many chunks of it just fade away… (I think the four wheels are still connected… maybe)
I doubt anyone here drive a 1996.
Not gonna say which model… you’ll ALL figure me out!!
It’s about placing lions in many places..
I think it should be legal to have a pet lion in many places, And it should be illegal to have it in one place.
BH! It’s GONE!!! הודו לה’ כי טוב!!
I thank everyone for their best wishes for a speedy recovery.
wtp, I’m not into all this fake spelling, silent ‘p’ silent this silent that. If you don’t wanna say it, don’t write it! I bet you say I should go to a sycologist!
Whoa!!!!
Who and what?!? How did I cross your radar screen!? What in the world has little me, simcha and you in common?
I’m grateful to HaShem for giving me another day, another chance to make something of myself. I’m grateful to the poster who thought of me!! I’m grateful to the one who invented the pills / medicine my Dr. prescribed trying to get rid of my persistent flu/ ammonia/ strep combo. I’d be even more grateful when I have a clear head and reset mindset – to be able to properly thank HaShem for being Rofeh Chinam.
And to you, LightBrite, may you keep up to your name, be always a bright light, a shining example of goodness, kindness… spreading warmth and happiness. May you continue to shine forth, brighter and brighter, from day to day in Avodas HaShem…
If there are more than one meanings to a word, or to the post, does it count as two?
I’d love to volunteer. NextGadolHadorWannabe.com site is blocked… too much traffic.
Another morbid one…
and the answer is that family members enjoy each other’s company down there. They play and talk…. it’s more fun with family…
Why so morbid?!? Now???
C’mon… there are happier things to discuss, to occupy your mind.
I’ll get back to you, אי”ה, in 118 years…
I forgot!!!! Where am I supposed to stand?!?
D) All of the above