Little Froggie

There was a Tzaddik who greeted and said Happy New Year to all Yidden. They asked his intentions, he said look at the difference how we celebrate our New Years, and how the gentiles do. Don’t we deserve a good year?

RY… quite good..

Is it true they outlawed donuts in Eretz Yisroel? (why aren’t they escaping to more safer ground?!?)

I, for one, do appreciate that article. You see, I chanced by such an occurrence, for the first time, in a Shule other that the one I frequent, and I observed this occurrence. I pashut thought everyone lost their senses, it seemed SO OBSURD!! What a hashgacha to have read all about it here just today!!

HOLD IT Put the plane in reverse.

I forgot exclamation points!! (oops, I just did!! (hey, I just did it again!! (and again!! (and again))))

That was the Dihydrogen Monoxide thing a student wrote up.

You can look it up yourself dhmo pintele org

(how people could be SO hoodwinked!!!)

1) Turn the plane upside down

2) Put it in reverse

3) Drop it where it is

4) Call 911. Tell ’em you’re waiting till they send someone to help.

5) Press the {F8} button – that’s the Reset!

OK so we used up the first five.

A plane can normally go on without the pilot. There’s the co-pilot and additional crew who know how to land a plane perfectly. Nevertheless they request emergency clearance at the closest feasible spot and land there.

Oops – forgot to mention – they can call out if there’s a Little Froggie on board. Binder Dondat. A smaller aircraft. (And yes – it was fun. Those things you actually feel like you’re flying and controlling it. With these clumsy biggies, you miss that feeling)

My sheer intelligence, dazzling bright mind tell me I belong to the other one…

There’s a beautiful story I read that I’d like to relate soon, about this topic. ??”? when I have more time.

What would I do? I would call for help.

I actually did. It was a freezing cold afternoon, and I found a guy sprawled out on the sidewalk. I hurriedly called 911. The operator ask me a few questions and then asked me to feel him… I nearly passed out. There was no way I was gonna touch a drunk man. I yelled for her to just send help. She got the message.

MAZEL TOV!!

I do remember you, though I didn’t have much interaction.

May Good Mazel and Brocha follow you through life, together, happily!!

YOUR subtitle is lishmo’a, not mine.

Person1, you have a problem with me?? Join the crowd…

Seriously, you’re coming in middle of a convo, (a dif thread)

BG, (I can’t get myself to call you by your sn, sorry), my ‘article’ was tongue in cheek for whoever needed it. Don’t get carried away with it.

And LuL:

I heard an approach, it’s kedai to listen (lishmo’a) – maybe I’m a Gadol (you have to be dan l’zchus!). And the idea is somewhat along these lines: a person should make his / her hishtadlus in this inyan, but place the emphasis on betachon on HaShem. As I heard quoted, when HaShem sees your ‘taking over’ He says ‘OK little one, let’s see what you could do for yourself’. This, I heard, is a reason why so many bright individuals cannot make ends meet, somehow they don’t end up being the millionaires. HaShem says to them, ‘your so bright, you’re seemingly in control – let’s see what you could do’.

Of course one must make the hishtadlus, but as we learn from the Parsha of Shidduchim, in the end (beginning and middle too) it’s all about ????? ?????.

Someone in the Coffee Room finished it off..

How do spiritually inclined females even think of going out, dating, PLAYING GAMES?!? Shouldn’t they be on a higher dargah?!? Shouldn’t they suffice with a mere glance? (actually a spiritually inclined female will have no use for looks, that’s for the shallow male..) After all they’re the ones with the wisdom, insight, thoughtfulness, intuition. They know how to read people’s faces, expressions, foreheads and palms. Chachma, bina, daas and every thing else in between… Figure him out even before he attempts to speak. Why all the extra ‘fun’?!? A spiritually filled female ought to exude rays of holiness…

I don’t get it… Am I missing something?!?

Shopping – EXACTLY how you put it. – Someone who is trying to reach their 100 percent, their potential as a Jew.

LuL: I’m not into politics either. And polotics is not a male thingy. Lately there has been some female who tried to get into the white house. I suppose that was female in politics. (unless she wanted to sneak in)

Any REAL woman out there?!?

If women had true bina yesaira, wouldn’t they know NOT to indulge in these conversations?!?

LuL:

You’re a woman, so says she. And you have the extra beans.

What am I about to say?!?

A man would say it’s only a woman’s concern what a man thinks a woman is thinking a man is thinking a woman is thinking a man is thinking a woman is thinking. A man is not concerned what a woman is thinking a man is thinking a woman is thinking a man is thinking a woman is thinking.

If they’re wearing high heels, I bet they are.

Thank you Mr. Mayor for posing this question to us, little beings, going about our business of parking, searching, snooping, snatching, guarding, grabbing, grasping … having all available space outlawed, prohibited.. Every bus stop – half a city block, every hydrant – thirty feet. I surely do suppose you own a garage at Gracie Mansion, otherwise half your day would be wasted at circling round and round, you couldn’t be too productive…

Mr. Mayor, our bravest are slightly more advanced, they know more or less how to handle hoses, trucks, firefighting apparatus. All that’s needed in front of a hydrant is perhaps two feet maximum, to allow the fattest of the bravest to fit in any which angle he (or she?) chooses to go thru. A hose won’t take up much room. Trust me, Mr. Mayor, I’ve seen those hoses, they don’t take up more than four inches.

I propose me amend the NYC constitution to allow parking up to one foot each side of the hydrant. And to limit the space occupied by bus stops to one and a half bus lengths. Enough to let a bus in all the way to the curb and allow it to exit. Of course assuming NYC hires competent city bus drivers.

Honorably Yours,

Little Forggie

Parking Place Pursuit Proliferation

My one and a quarter cents?

This character Clinton. My filter, excuse me, would not allow me to read up, not that I was really into all, or part of his debauchery, shmutz. A president is supposed to be the face of the nation, tho one who stands for the nation. And this menuval brought it low, way low. Imagine having a president you don’t trust to babysit… As Jews, we ought to look upon thsese matters before evaluation whether he’s good or bad for the economy. Whether he’s good or bad for Israel, too. Morality is our prime focus. Now, we know that all goyim are not tzadikim… but we, as Jews, as representatives of HaShem on this world, have to be concerned with one who is so openly vile, disgusting, lewd, base.

People look up to us, take note of whom we admire, who we support. No, we cannot be known as a people who throw away everything important, everything of value for a mere bit of carrots.

Thank you for saving me the time…Exactly what I had thought to say