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ursula momishMember
Please be moichel me, adorable, it’s my fault :(. There was a typo in the title, a very common one that always galls me and in my selfish way i begged that it be fixed. So the moderator, seeing the pain it was causing me, kindly changed it. I apologize.
ursula momishMemberGoq: how do you know a post is immature until you’ve read it? See–this looked ok until now. Nyah, nyah! 🙂
Well, people are always talking about getting children to read and improving their writing skills, so really how can we complain when posting involves both?
Truthfully, though, we don’t let our kids use the computer, even though they would probably understand it much better than I do and they would write more coherently, too.
ursula momishMemberIf I’m in a really bad mood I’ll write a nasty horrible post and then erase it. Or submit it and then edit it all away.
ursula momishMembergefen: but yummycupcake and prettyinpink…?
B”H may you see only nachas!
ursula momishMembergefen–do you guys speak to each other in person when you are at home, or do you only communicate via the CR?
ursula momishMemberYou funnee, BSD.
Yes, i especially like that i got capital letters.
ursula momishMemberOk, titlemacher, let’s start a thread on spelling reform. Go ghoti, anyone?
ursula momishMemberMany thanks, whoever changed the title, for your prompt attention to this pressing issue!
ursula momishMembergefen: if we had a convention, to maintain anonymity we would all have to wear identical costumes that disguised our faces and our forms. maybe even voice scramblers.
ursula momishMemberI don’t care about clearing my profile (although I prefer a 3/4 view) but could someone please correct the title of this thread? “You” instead of “your” is one of the most common and most annoying typos so PLEASE FIX IT. OH, THE HORROR!
ursula momishMembergefen 🙂
Has anyone here read anything by Milt Gross (Nize Baby; Famous Fimmales witt Odder Ewents from Heestory, etc)? I wonder if they would still seem funny to me now, or if my perspective has changed so that they would seem offensive.
ursula momishMemberTake a look at Chapter Nine: A Policy of Honesty, in “The Story of the Chofetz Chaim” esp. p.100-103, where it discusses how the Chofetz Chaim made a continual kiddush Hashem by always accurately determining the postage on his sefarim before sending them to the post office.
Also, imagine if you or your child or friend or relative had a store, and something like this happened, and someone who didn’t know you had a connection to this particular store, boasted to you about how they had lucked out there because the owner/cashier made such a mistake.
Just because this cashier was not grateful at that moment doesn’t mean it didn’t occur to her later that her job could have been on the line and you saved it. Or, maybe she doesn’t like her job and couldn’t care less if the owner gets ripped off and she gets fired.
And, it’s not true that no one would ever have known: I was once undercharged–the price ticket was wrong–at a small, local store where I had never shopped before, and they traced me and called me up demanding i pay the full price of the item, because otherwise it would come out of the poor clerk’s pocket.
ursula momishMemberDo you remember the book “FrumSpeak”? It was very funny and very helpful.
When we are very hungry we say we are fah-Mished.
If we need to be picked up from an extremely remote location, we are farfetched.
When we have put too much time in the CR, we have to get oisgecoffeed.
ursula momishMemberYeah, I also switched, and may have to take drastic measure to stop. Checking up on the latest comments takes up too much time! After I got my subtitle,coffee addict congratulated me with, “Welcome to the dark side.” Funny, but a little too true.
ursula momishMemberWhat if your tzarus is the same as someone else’s? Laugh together.
ursula momishMemberNow, getzel’s subtitle really fits! A round of applause, for getzel and for the titling mod.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU CAN ALL TAKE YOUR SEATS NOW!
ursula momishMemberThis question came up many years ago, and one answer was put to music in 1939:
I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’ while
my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
I’d unravel every riddle for any individ’le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you’ll be thinkin’
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean’s near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I’d sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin’ my head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
It seemed a lot more profound when I was a child.
May 30, 2011 3:55 am at 3:55 am in reply to: Funny Shidduch Questions Asked About a Boy/Girl/Family #914071ursula momishMemberHow come nobody asks the really important questions, the questions that will easily, almost invariably, determine a couple’s compatibility, based on the formula that if the boy likes a, the perfect girl for him prefers b:
Does she/he a)like going to the country for the summer, or would s/he prefer b)to stay in the city?
Does s/he like to a)sleep with the window open or b)closed (a/c on or off)?
Would he like a)to eat noodles and cheese for every meal? Does she like b)to cook a different 6 course meal every weeknight and have fleishiks every other night?
Does she like have 47 different salads on the Shabbos table, while he is a vegetarian–he loves vegetable too much to eat them?
It’s not that opposites attract, it’s more Hashem’s way of balancing people out (IMHO).
ursula momishMemberMost yeshivish cars are old enough to drive themselves.
ursula momishMemberObviously, they are for posting threads like this.
ursula momishMemberWhat would be the point of having moderators if every post went through? It’s possible that every post could go through, but you would want moderators just in case.
According to my records, I had a post that I requested to be deleted, and one that was edited for punctuation and capitalization, and one that was edited because it had such a great line that the moderator knew I would decide to make a poster out of it and put it on trees all over BP, and he didn’t want it traced back to YWN.
ursula momishMember[If your fone doesnt ring, it’s me.
Please explain.]
It’s part of a line from an old song about a break-up, like, if she doesn’t hear her phone ringing anymore it’s because he’s not calling anymore. Ie, it’s me NOT CALLING.
What we rip, we sew.
ursula momishMember(Sneaking back quietly onto the thread) Oh, Moderator? Don’t think me ungrateful, chas v’shalom, but after that explanation, would you consider changing my subtitle to “MemBear”?
ursula momishMemberEvery name means something. Ursula is the feminine form of the Latin word for “bear” (Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, the Bear constellations). There is currently in the plaza of the Seagram Building a sculpture of a giant teddy bear leaning against a lamp, built by Swiss artist Urs Fischer, whose first name means bear. I have met plenty of Dov Bers and Berishes, and a few women named Doba, but no women named Bera.
It is not my given name but i like it (although i like my real name better).
Cucumber: If you rejoin the member ranks, then your subtitle will perforce be “remembered”. As BSD’s is, a conundrum. (Since a proud member should not have any other subtitle, does his subtitle mean he is not proud to be a member?)
Oh, goodness! Look! My very own subtitle! Gee, thanks, guys! Thanks, mystery moderator! I think I’ll go and have myself a happy little cry now.
Have a great Shabbos, everyone!
May 27, 2011 4:08 am at 4:08 am in reply to: I am getting the evil eye from a squirrel next door and I dont know what to do #1108301ursula momishMemberThis certainly is making me rethink my strategy of walking (a little bit) away from my kids when they don’t want to follow me home!
Hm. Ok, first daven.
Then, can you put up a mirror or some reflective material near her nest, so that instead of giving you the eye, she’ll see herself and start to consider her own role in this tragedy?
Maybe stop looking at the squirrel. By seeking out her gaze you are acting suspiciously. Behave normally, that is, pretty much ignore the mother squirrel–since you are INNOCENT, aren’t you?–and she will probably find some other being to blame, such as a stray dog. But if she starts walking on your windowsill, pressing her face to the glass, or knocking to get your attention, and then waving her fisted paw menacingly, it might be hard to maintain that behavior (or what’s left of your composure).
Perhaps search for the baby squirrel? Or go attempt to find a prospective adoptive baby for the mother, you know, some other abandoned baby squirrel?
You might also consider that since squirrels, being rodents, have bulgy beady eyes with no visible whites, whenever they look at us it seems a strangely intense gaze. Could you, possibly, be reading a bit much into this?
Most importantly, if you find any gift-wrapped acorns on your front porch, DO NOT TOUCH THEM! Call poison control, or the bomb squad.
Hatzlacha!
ursula momishMemberThank you for your support, BSD and the mention, coffee addict. I had considered going over to the other subtitle threads, in hopes that increasing my screen presence would increase my chances, but NO–(stiffening my quivering upper lip) I will not beg. I may not have a subtitle, but I do have my dignity!
ursula momishMemberFifty years later, it dawns on me: the mods’ play on words would be connecting Cucumber, the Oorah phone service, with the Hebrew word for cucumber, which sounds like phone. Do you truly appreciate the multi-lingual genius of those who toil so selflessly behind the YWN screens, hm?
ursula momishMemberMazal tov to all of you! May you be zoche to make many more successful shidduchim and may all of them build bnbYs, etc. etc.
ursula momishMemberSomeone else has probably posted this already, but it’s not up yet, so: Hebrew for Cucumber is “melafafone”. Would you prefer “Batampte”? (In good taste, or tasting good) “Posting with relish” or “Relish the posts” or something along that line. Truly, the mind reels with the possibilities.
[Meanwhile, over at my own screenname…think i’ll head over to the “feeling ignored” thread. :)]
ursula momishMemberThat would be my definitive subtitle, true.
or, to be consistent, Mama Bearish.
ursula momishMemberBSD: Thanks for the generous offer, but i refuse re-cycled membership. I will accept only a new and improved, clean and fresh subtitle!
ursula momishMemberYou know why there are only pareve and fleishik korbanos? Because the men couldn’t be trusted to maintain two separate mizbeyachs. (mizbeychos?)
ursula momishMemberWell cucumber, that leaves us to man the fort: The Few. The Proud. The Members.
Be careful, or they’ll change your name to Cucmember.
ursula momishMemberBSD: they got you, too?! 🙁
ursula momishMemberLook on the bright side: you weren’t expected to give a gift.
(unless all the women from the office got together and asked you to chip in?)
ursula momishMemberThanks, nottelling. I have to sign out now and get to work on my chores, but remember there are many posters thinking nicely of you out here!
Enjoy the day, all.
May 24, 2011 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm in reply to: Do we treat other CR posters as we would like to be treated? #770465ursula momishMemberShticky Guy- Good post.
ursula momishMemberIf you are seriously seeking advice on spiritual atonement, shouldn’t you be discussing this with your spiritual advisor?
ursula momishMemberThe Limericks page is pareve and sweet.
It’s where fun and intelligence meet.
Rhyming is easy,
The feeling is breezy,
And you can do it while resting your feet.
No feelings are hurt in the making
Of verses that are here for the taking
A short pleasant read
Fulfills a great need
To be giving, but nothing earthshaking.
ursula momishMemberCan you suggest a chessed that an 8 year old boy can do (that does not involve visiting hospitals or nursing homes)? Thanks. Tizku l’mitzvos.
ursula momishMemberBasket of Radishes: Why do you assert that “Pawlenty is a wicked man”? Can you give some support to that statement for those of us who know very little about him? Also, are any of the other potential nominees less wicked than he? Thank you.
ursula momishMemberHi. Thank you for starting this thread. Are we here to air our opinions or are we here to be noticed and we hope, liked? Both.
You can never judge how your posts will be taken, though, and how you will be judged by them. Once i posted something i thought was a pareve, somewhat amusing reflection of my feelings, and it was misinterpreted as a not-very-subtle attack on a segment of our community. If you were one of those insulted, I still sincerely apologize, but that reaction stunned me. It was so far from my intention. I felt like throwing up when i read the answering posts and my fingers were shaking so much when i answered they typed every letter three times.
Always here, i think of you fondly every time i see your sn because you were sympathetic to me.
So i cut down on my posts and try to be even more pareve. Except for limericks. There if anyone insults my rhyme, i can just post a better one in return. Try it! 🙂
ursula momishMemberSometimes dates are bad because of him, sometimes because of her. Tell the shadchan, maybe someone will speak to the person and help them to correct the problem. And daven that the shadchan won’t make those kind of mistakes again!
Re Bochur24’s worst date: he seems too young (if 24 refers to his age) to be the person in my story, but on one date, i didn’t say one complete sentence for almost the whole time. he was very pleasant and actually took us someplace interesting, but i was not happy with the set up and behaved immaturely, which i regret.
Whoever it was, i sincerely apologize and hope that he has found or will very quickly find his basherte and build a bnbY, with every happiness.
and that goes for everyone else here still in the parsha, too.
ursula momishMemberActually, the custom of wearing a white dress became popular after the wedding of an English queen, Victoria maybe. It became secular custom and was adopted by the Jews too. But a bride always wore a particularly nice dress, no, to set her apart from the rest of the women there? Or at least, she wore her best dress to start off married life on a nice note.
Maybe the Ashkenazim should adopt the Yemenite wedding attire.
ursula momishMemberWell wouldn’t it be less tznius if the kallah wasn’t wearing a dress?
You don’t HAVE TO walk down an aisle, but you have to get the couple to the chuppah somehow. So that happens to be the most popular choice, currently, given the setup of most halls. If you choose to get married in a more chassidishe or laid back hall, you can have a chuppah on the street and just escort the couple through the crowd out to it.
ursula momishMemberWhich came first, Hebrew or Latin? They took everything, even our words.
There’s an interesting dictionary on this topic: The Word – The Dictionary that Reveals the Hebrew Roots of the English Language – by Isaac Mozeson. For example, Mr. Mozeson gives the root of magazine, the French word for store and used in English as storage of bullets in a gun, as the Hebrew “machsan.”
ursula momishMembernp=ok?
ursula momishMemberEmma Lazarus, of Portuguese descent. Related on her mother’s side to Benjamin Cardozo.
ursula momishMemberBSD, Cucumber–would you be unhappy if the moderator changed your subtitle to “Proud Member” or, to really stress your specialness, “Mr. Member”? Would that be a pro(ud)motion or a demotion?
ursula momishMemberWe also had many guests at our simcha who had never before attended a frum wedding. Their consensus was that a secular wedding is more “romantic” but a frum wedding was more fun! And, as many have said, interesting from a cultural standpoint. (I didn’t do quite enough research on our hall and didn’t realize when they said an outdoor chuppah, they meant out on the street in front of the hall, near the parked school buses. Out went walking down the aisle, in came tripping down the steps. But, it was fun.)
Mazal tov, and enjoy the wedding and your life afterward! may you build a bayis ne’eman b’Yisroel!
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