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i am mochel but only if your mekabel to make a kugel every week for shabbos.
ultrajew94Memberthank you robot guy for beeing calm about this.
also everyone should take into account that pbj223 is the wife of a kollel guy when reading her comments
ultrajew94Memberactually i am completely serious. and its possible that yeshivah world is osur and pbj is a rasha merusha.
ultrajew94Memberim sorry for lying but i dont appreciate being insulted when im talking about a sensitive issue. if i want to keep the details of the faher that got me kicked out a secret i will.
ultrajew94Memberwow that looks like a copy and paste job if i ever saw one
ultrajew94Memberim pretty sure that my rav paskened women are halachikly unable of holding anything related at all to a mitzvah. its a genetic thing
ultrajew94Memberno actually he said i was the best guy in the yeshivah. i left of my own volition
ultrajew94Membersorry not sure if im yeshivish or not
ultrajew94Memberlicho’oireh, one could shtel a chakirah in the matziv that you could be meyashaiv a terutz between the cheftzeh of the yeshiva and the gavra of the bochur. limaisah it is dependant on the educational institution which the individual in question wishes to attend.
ultrajew94Memberoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy,
oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy,
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oy yoy yoy yoy,
and they wouldnt let him in the band.
ultrajew94Membernot u pbj
im talking to mr.robot guy
ultrajew94Memberby the way i am now looking for a new yeshivah if anyone has suggestions
ultrajew94Memberhe said its a machlokes.after that im not sure because i fell asleep. it was actually pretty embarrising because he was giving me a one on one faher at the time
ultrajew94Memberactually drugs are a mitzvah. thats what my rav said. and hes a big posek
ultrajew94Membernot at all interesting because in my daily occupation i have to deal with many off the derech individuals so dont sweat it. and i am absolutely mochel you
ultrajew94Memberthere once was a boy named zevy,
who was not at all heavy,
he learned all day,
and got no pay,
because he was a kollel man
ooooohhhhhh, he was a kollel man
ultrajew94Memberdrugs are osur midoraisah.
December 20, 2011 4:06 am at 4:06 am in reply to: kashrus horror stories (2 help us realize the severity) #836535ultrajew94Memberi was making a chicken soup with kniedelach when the glass of milk i was drinking spilled into the soup. i was debating whether i could eat an isur dirabanon when my son walked in with pork chops. his yeshivah had given it to him and he tripped and the trief went flying, youy guessed it.. right into the soup. i was debating if i could eat a oinays when the entire soup fell on the floor from a football thrown from the livingroom. unfortunately it fell on my dog which is now buried in the backyard. moral of the story: dont get a dog
ultrajew94MemberSome jokes put chuck Norris in the place of hashem which is mamesh apikorsis. It’s a sakaneh to every persons neshameh.
ultrajew94MemberOptimus prime that is a perfect example of hurtful language and i am not mochel. Besides at least I don’t know the transformers theme song. Who needs a life now?
ultrajew94MemberThere should be a rule in yeshivos osuring such jokes due to the danger they pose to hailege bochurim who should be learning.
ultrajew94MemberEvery yid has a chiyuv dioraisa to be don es kol odom likov zichus
If u just assume he isn’t a erlich yid u are oiver an isur dioraisa
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