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  • in reply to: do people have bechirah? #837519
    ultrajew94
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    i am mochel but only if your mekabel to make a kugel every week for shabbos.

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950883
    ultrajew94
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    thank you robot guy for beeing calm about this.

    also everyone should take into account that pbj223 is the wife of a kollel guy when reading her comments

    in reply to: is the internet mutar? #836914
    ultrajew94
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    actually i am completely serious. and its possible that yeshivah world is osur and pbj is a rasha merusha.

    in reply to: do people have bechirah? #837517
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    im sorry for lying but i dont appreciate being insulted when im talking about a sensitive issue. if i want to keep the details of the faher that got me kicked out a secret i will.

    in reply to: Is every other Woman on Zoloft? #838009
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    wow that looks like a copy and paste job if i ever saw one

    in reply to: girls lighting #911626
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    im pretty sure that my rav paskened women are halachikly unable of holding anything related at all to a mitzvah. its a genetic thing

    in reply to: do people have bechirah? #837515
    ultrajew94
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    no actually he said i was the best guy in the yeshivah. i left of my own volition

    in reply to: Touro or YU? #837097
    ultrajew94
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    sorry not sure if im yeshivish or not

    in reply to: Touro or YU? #837096
    ultrajew94
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    licho’oireh, one could shtel a chakirah in the matziv that you could be meyashaiv a terutz between the cheftzeh of the yeshiva and the gavra of the bochur. limaisah it is dependant on the educational institution which the individual in question wishes to attend.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221757
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    oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy,

    oy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy,

    oy yoy yoy yoy,

    oy yoy yoy yoy,

    and they wouldnt let him in the band.

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950881
    ultrajew94
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    not u pbj

    im talking to mr.robot guy

    in reply to: do people have bechirah? #837513
    ultrajew94
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    by the way i am now looking for a new yeshivah if anyone has suggestions

    in reply to: do people have bechirah? #837512
    ultrajew94
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    he said its a machlokes.after that im not sure because i fell asleep. it was actually pretty embarrising because he was giving me a one on one faher at the time

    in reply to: Is every other Woman on Zoloft? #838007
    ultrajew94
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    actually drugs are a mitzvah. thats what my rav said. and hes a big posek

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950879
    ultrajew94
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    not at all interesting because in my daily occupation i have to deal with many off the derech individuals so dont sweat it. and i am absolutely mochel you

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221756
    ultrajew94
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    there once was a boy named zevy,

    who was not at all heavy,

    he learned all day,

    and got no pay,

    because he was a kollel man

    ooooohhhhhh, he was a kollel man

    in reply to: Is every other Woman on Zoloft? #838005
    ultrajew94
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    drugs are osur midoraisah.

    in reply to: kashrus horror stories (2 help us realize the severity) #836535
    ultrajew94
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    i was making a chicken soup with kniedelach when the glass of milk i was drinking spilled into the soup. i was debating whether i could eat an isur dirabanon when my son walked in with pork chops. his yeshivah had given it to him and he tripped and the trief went flying, youy guessed it.. right into the soup. i was debating if i could eat a oinays when the entire soup fell on the floor from a football thrown from the livingroom. unfortunately it fell on my dog which is now buried in the backyard. moral of the story: dont get a dog

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950871
    ultrajew94
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    Some jokes put chuck Norris in the place of hashem which is mamesh apikorsis. It’s a sakaneh to every persons neshameh.

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950868
    ultrajew94
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    Optimus prime that is a perfect example of hurtful language and i am not mochel. Besides at least I don’t know the transformers theme song. Who needs a life now?

    in reply to: Is Chuck Norris Muttar? #950857
    ultrajew94
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    There should be a rule in yeshivos osuring such jokes due to the danger they pose to hailege bochurim who should be learning.

    in reply to: MATISYAHU #835921
    ultrajew94
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    Every yid has a chiyuv dioraisa to be don es kol odom likov zichus

    If u just assume he isn’t a erlich yid u are oiver an isur dioraisa

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