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another pshat is when moshe said ???? ?? ????? in parshas ki sisa, hashem said that the tenai of a tzaddik is mekuyam even when there is no tenai lemayseh. so the next week came, parshas vayakhel, and hashem said ‘not right now’, so he postponed it. then each week he kept pushing off the task of erasing moshe’s name. finallyy by the last week before he came full circle, was parshas tetzave, so he had no choice and erased his name in that last parsha.
tzaddiqMembera pink velvet axe??…..Is that your final answer, Wilmer?
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tzaddiqMemberi always liked the car. never used the iron
February 7, 2013 3:27 pm at 3:27 pm in reply to: In Telshe They Don't Wear Tzitzis, and Other Stories #927786tzaddiqMemberbut was the cow wearing tzitzis or was it a telshe cow?
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tzaddiqMembertzaddiqMemberi think bepashtus that a short concise and powerful shiur is the best formula & method for an audience to remember the shiur. and that’s what hashem did, but condensing the 613 mitzvos down to 10. he kept it short, concise and powerful, and is now forever inbeded into the jewish memorybank.
tzaddiqMembertalmud- lol, that’s the worst thing u could’ve done, is watch ‘the 10 commandments’! now ur whole perspective on kabbolas hatora is messed up for life, lol! jk
to answer baalhabooze, i will first note for you that the Ten Commandments actually have eleven or fourteen commandments (mitzvas) depending how you count. the whole name “Ten Commandments” is a mis-nomer. A far better translation of the Hebrew aseres hadibros is Decalogue or Ten Utterances.
i once heard a series of lectures by Rabbi Moshe Eisemann (from baltimore) on the theme, that the commandments which are part of the Decalogue are special not in the commandment value, per se, but that together they define a kind of “constitution” of the Jewish people. that these are a basic framework, and 10 yesoidos, which defines the relationship that God wants with His people, and which make up His nation as the ‘mamlechess kohanim v’goy kodosh’.
tzaddiqMemberwolfishmusings – i believe there is a gemara that deals with that issue, of whether moshe recived all 613 mitzvos with the entire torah as we know it, or he received it part by part as time went on.
tzaddiqMemberlol. i don’t remember any other thread i laughed out loud so hard as this one.
curiousity: +1 for starting this one.
i guess there is always a silver lining even to embarassing moments, moments when you just want to bury yourself right then and there. just type it here in the cr and give someone a good laugh. thanks to everyone here, i really needed a laugh today as i am going through tough times, and your bravery for coming out and posting these funny stories are greatly appreciated.
tzaddiqMemberisraeli politics. a little more interesting than our canadian politics, eh? lol
tzaddiqMemberIbiB- it has not produced many rosh yshivas or rammim, perhaps not any. nebach, only ehrliche, temimusdig yidden came out. if that is your measuring stick for a successful yeshiva, you have a terribly warped method and evaluation of yeshivas. i am honestly shocked and taken aback by your ignorant statements..you have only revealed how shallow-minded you are, and how simple ehriche yidden aren’t worth much in your eyes. just pathetic.
tzaddiqMember25% of our bones are in our feet,
75% of our bodies is water,
and 15% of you is skin
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tzaddiqMembersorry mammele for your bad run in with those french racists. however you are pointing out one execeptional instance and generalizing. i have lived here in mtl all my life and NEVER experienced any anti-semitism. i have had antisemetic comments thrown at me twice however, in manhattan, and when i lived in europe for 2 years. i cannot think of any instance of an offensive remark, or confrontation in the streets in mtl. mtl as a city is much different than quebec as a whole, as it is a city that is multi-cultural, and has a wide variety of different ethnic groups, more than almost any city in the world. it is very tolerant, and it is the real french quebecers who are constantly battling and struggling for the province to retain its own identity and original french culture. that is what bill 101 is all about. that despite all the multi-ethnic peoples that moved here, they are fighting to try to maintain the province’s uniqueness and french as the main language.
i have worked with french quebecors and with other goyim (from ontario, ny, and chinese) for many years and found the french quebecers to be the most easiest people to deal with from them all.
tzaddiqMemberin montreal most people speak english, outside the city its mostly french. we try to be polite as possible to our goyish neighbours (duh, who doesnt) and b”h we live in much peace and tranquility, as in any other city. most negative remarks, or headlines is usually a political affair and not personal issues disrupting our peaceful lives. but where do you get this false notion that ‘the general populace dislikes jews’ is beyond me…?
tzaddiqMemberIch bin ein Berliner – you are talking narishkeit and shtussim and lies!!
first of all, the past 2 years NY had worse winters than montreal. Our winter does have hash weather for perhaps 1-2 weeks, then it gets very very bearable. cold but not insane. The past few years we had MAYBE 1 or 2 snowfalls in December. January and February are usually the coldest months, March already is really not so bad either. Our fall and spring can be anything from hot and sunny to wind and rain. summers in montreal are beautiful as it doesn not get so humid as say lakewood or brooklyn. we have had lots of days this past summer where it reached well into the 90’s. so to say winter in mtl lasts for 9 months is a statement made out of insanity, ignorance or both.
secondly, it is a very vibrant, close-nit community that has a very strong european flavor. everyone knows everyone pretty much, and as any other community that has its advantages and disadvantages. The advantage of course is the achdus and warmth (eg: everyone wishes everyone Good Shabbos). Disadvantage is yes it could be very yentish, everyone talking about evryone.
all in all,imo, it’s a type of kehilla more people would hope to live in than not. (unless you’re a cold, bitter hermit)
3) yes the french cause problems, but tell me pray which city doesn’t have it’s french, shvartzahs, or other goyish troublemakers? Besides it’s NOT palpable. i have never had ONE incident of anti-semitism ever. as long as you are polite and speak in french and show you are nice, you don’t have any problems.
4) “The local hechsherim, are unfortunately sub-par by american standards,” bla bla bla, i don’t know from which garbage dump you picked up those lies…
5) several rabbeim in the yeshiva today are former talmidim of that yeshiva…
talk about ignorance, motzee shem rah, motzee laz, and sheker all in one post! i expect an apology from u, Ich bin ein Berliner…
tzaddiqMemberthe yeshivas in montreal are really very good. in the “devimy” area, there are 2 yeshivas. one is more, what we can describe as, communal (a mix of yeshivish, lubavitch, sefardim, etc.) the other yeshiva is more hungarian-semi-chassidish/heimish, with all limudei kodesh in yiddish.
no major problems in the youth sector, though no city is perfect in this area. but in general perspective a very fine yeshiva system, and most boys are really really good.
agav, this week, montreal will host its annual siyum hamishnayos which will bring in boys from ottawa, ny, lakewood, and other cities, and is a major highlight of the boys’ year.
the bais yakkov school is top notch education wise and the girls who have gone through that school are generally frum, well-behaved, tzniusdik girls.
January 23, 2013 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm in reply to: Parshas HaMan – Tuesday of Parshas Beshalach #1055759tzaddiqMemberi bought a local raffle ticket from a student. i’ll let u know if i win
tzaddiqMemberi’m freeeezing here in montreal today: -26C (-15F), with wind chill factor it feels like -38 (-36F)!! Everything is ICE!
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
(sigh) now i’m just reminiscing the good ‘ol warm days of December where it was nice enough to at least snow,…
tzaddiqMemberoops! just noticed… i meant to type flying backpacks
tzaddiqMember??? ??? ??? ???
tzaddiqMemberyeshivish – early
yekkies- exactly on time
chassidim- late
tzaddiqMembermagna tiles and clics – best toys ever. the kids play them the most from all th toys
tzaddiqMember????? baalhabooze ?????
tzaddiqMemberwolfish – lol!
tzaddiqMember…and they’r off..yay! i can’t really say i got all my ‘chaishik’ back to watch these meshugoyim though,
tzaddiqMembersnow is extremely underrated. u just have to know how to use it properly efficiently and wisely – and it is most amazing!!!! i’m talking about skiing, snowboarding, making a snowman or an igloo with the kids, sledding, etc. i make an effort to show my kids how beautiful snow is, and how we should be thankful for it (not dreading it like 90% of the population)
tzaddiqMemberby raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand
tzaddiqMemberyeah, i agree. hey where’s baalhabooze? baalsechel? jaymatt19? and the rest of the torah crew?
January 18, 2013 3:38 pm at 3:38 pm in reply to: CR Discussions: Halachic or Non-Halachic Discussions? #922032tzaddiqMemberold man – do u have the source for that ma’amer chazal?
tzaddiqMemberi think it is a symbolic pe’ulah that one does representing the idea of bringing in and enveloping oneself in the warmth and holiness of the kedushas shabbos. at least that is what i always thought it was all about.
tzaddiqMemberhow tall was pharoah?
tzaddiqMemberi think popa_bar_abba is totally underrated!
tzaddiqMemberjmh – Mochir ben Menashe is the correct answer.
tzaddiqMemberAC – no, not Yocheved.
tzaddiqMemberanother fantastic torah FACT (kudos to DY)
besides serach bas osher, who else lived from when Yaakov was still alive till the yidden entered e”y? i’ll let you guess till i answer…
tzaddiqMemberToday is Wednesday, January 16, 2013.
(Just in case anyone from a time machine lands on today’s date, logs onto this site, and peeks at this thread, and badly needs to know the exact date he is in now.)
You’re welcome, and enjoy your stay.
tzaddiqMemberflying backbacks in, say, Walmart. (Why the heck aren’t they available yet, it’s 2013 for heaven’s sake??!)
tzaddiqMember“Go on. Ask”
“You ask!”
“NO! You ask”
“Why can’t YOU ask”
“Fine…..hey, my friend wants to ask you something”
tzaddiqMemberfinally, they’ve worked out a deal, and hockey is back!!!!
DROP THE PUCK!!! YAY!
tzaddiqMember1) $50 billion
2) a job i love
3) good health till 120
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tzaddiqMember(sigh)…….if I had $50,000,000…….
tzaddiqMemberi start a new thread with a fantastic topic, and a great conversation peice to lead the way, and all of a sudden my thread is hijacked by trolls…*shudder*
tzaddiqMember“so they got married and they lived happily ever after.”
who writes up this stuff??
tzaddiqMemberwent skiing and spent quality time with my kids. Other than that, I had a regular schedule of Daf Yomi (morning) and Night Seder (evening). Of course I enjoyed driving through the empty streets around the neighbourhood. I must say, that everyone is so cheery and in a happy mood, that when I went shopping at the super market, everyone (the Goyim) was either humming a tune, singing, and wishing each other well. It’s a very positive, happy and enjoyable atmosphere wherever I go (especially in contrast to the 2nd and 3rd week of January) and it makes my outing that much more pleasant.
Is this wrong??
tzaddiqMemberMaasei Avos siman l’bonim
tzaddiqMemberShe saw the Seer see saucy sushi seeds sing Shivisi flawlesly.
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