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  • in reply to: What makes your blood pressure go up on a scale of 1-10? #765869
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    forgetting to take the BP med…

    in reply to: Men and Makeup #766886
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    Zeeskite: If people would see the preparation of the make up, they wouldn’t go near it. I have found this not to be true. I have explained to women that make up starts with putrid slime extracted from industrial kitchen traps, and from the renderers truck (you can smell them from three states away )(Darling Intl.Co.) that collects from butcher shops. The curse of Chava enables them to ignore this.

    in reply to: support #766300
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    The great missed point is that we are a bereft generation, particularly in the US, and no posek of today is going to undo the prescription of the post war Gedolim. Of course, we may say chacham adif minavi, and that there is no need to adapt to the current circumstance, but this is not borne out by the ‘suffering schver’ phenomenon. Without serious positive hachgocho, this is definitely not sustainable, and simple arithmetic is not on our side. For gloomy outlooks, using past historical templates, the US and its economy will crash hard, and Torah will be sustained by the few and the best, who will live on “some” potatoes, as was the case in Europe before the last churban.

    in reply to: Bicycle Helmets! #881436
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    Dutifully punching in,(this is the third or so such thread) as alive and walking due to a helmet. And yes, I was just as twisted before the impact.

    in reply to: Who's going to be wearing blue and white tomorrow? #943831
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    I will do a veggie bbq (unless the kids bring the dead protein) as a hakaras hatov, that I am able to live here, that life here is not as hard or sad as it was 50, 70, 100, 0r 150 years ago.

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    Im my community some of the men (chasidi) wear viesser zekken far shabbis, und schvartze zeckken far der voch. Seems like quality stockings to me!

    In the shelo asani isha dept, I was once delegated by my wife (suffering critical sciatica) to help her get her stockings on. I never felt like such a lo yitzloch, and was never berated as such ever before, and b”h not since.

    in reply to: Suggesting Shidduch for………yourself?! #913794
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    in a rant two months back, Well meaning Busybody called me a Posek, among other titles. Does that mean I am recognized? If so, well, I still have no comment on this thread.

    in reply to: Wedding of Price William (U.K)… #765909
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    I am proud to not have been one of the two billion, not caring a whit about it, not having even the time if I did, being of Zionist bent with strong dislike of anything British, and yes, very much not the herd animal type.

    in reply to: Do u have a deep dark secret? #767745
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    chocolate.

    in reply to: Shmura Matzah: Hand or Machine #937673
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    Hello99: I saw that in a testimony of 18th century rav in Bavel (probably in kovetz moadim Moriah)

    in reply to: Shmura Matzah: Hand or Machine #937668
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    Hello again hello99 and Itche. Way much earlier. The bread of korban todah, and the miluim, included “rekikei matzos, along with the chalos matzos!

    in reply to: Shmura Matzah: Hand or Machine #937667
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    hello99, hello. Fact is, that the Sphardi also baked “rekikim” in bulk well before the chag, and for the duration of the chag, because the soft matzos go stale very quickly. Midaas aztmi, I thought that along with the hekesh to pesach that underlies the Mechaber’s halocho, it is also not incidentally, a hiddur, because if you are eating the soft stuff, the only way to have it fresh is to bake in the late afternoon. Where do you see that in Rama? In DM he bring deos that very large or thick is lacking in lehem oni ( i.e. ahsirah.)

    in reply to: Shmura Matzah: Hand or Machine #937665
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    Let me stipulate that even after pesach, this is a machlokes leshem shamayim, and let me also declare my biases as a home (hand matza) baker.

    For the far greater part of those 3500 years, matzo baking was done by the individual household, or later in communal groups and communal ovens. Read the halacha in depth and read between the lines. You will get a sense of the great tragedy of commercialization of matzo baking. There is a comment of (not sure) maybe the Sochochover gaon, on the advent of the matzo machine. He said (requote from foggy memory) that he never saw the machine, but that who would dare contest the gedolim of the previous dor (50 years) who thundered about this. He then writes a pithy poignant lament about ” those who now buy matzos from others that baked them, and to shun this practice and bake individually was to “grab a mitzvah from the shuk”

    in reply to: How long before Y"T does your house become Pesachdik? #1009502
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    I used to have a derisive attitude toward those who extended pesach’s 7 or 8 days into two weeks or more. The year that I started to bake matzos, we did the kitchen four days early so that I was able to bake in the home oven ( broiler on max on a hot granite.) Since then, I realized that it is a huge bracha to glide into yom tov besimcha with little stress. It also helps to cook plain stuff for the hungry hoards, an go easy on cooking for the seder because nobody is that hungry after eating shiurim and caustic maror.

    in reply to: Bibical Flowers #753810
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    Leaves. Yehezkel 47;12 ve’alehu lisrufa. (future)

    in reply to: Best Shmurah Matzah #937570
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    nnnngh( The sound of biting tongue and preparing to be polite)

    If it is gluten free, there are yesh omrim (more than one) that it is not matzoh, never mind the taste. For the newly diagnosed celiac, ones rachamana patrei, and vochai bohem is as much Torah as matzo.

    On the nut allergy, prepare to do lots of potato starch/egg cookies. I, having worked in the entrails of the food service industry have seen all manner of carelessness, and traces and cross contamination is just doing business as usual. If there was an allergy to roach legs, we would all be in trouble.

    in reply to: Best Shmurah Matzah #937568
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    Yogiboo, I am in EY, and I make a little more than just enough for the seder, the rest of the week is machine shmura. I do share my set up with yechidim, and I am happy to mentor anyone, just someone in the kitchen has to have a deep grasp of the halacha. Maybe I can tempt you- fresh ground(+24) whole grain is really yummy, nutty and sweet.

    GAW, are you from the few that do?

    in reply to: Best Shmurah Matzah #937567
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    Yogiboo, I am in EY, and I make a little more than just enough for the seder, the rest of the week is machine shmura. I do share my set up with yechidim, and I am happy to mentor anyone, just someone in the kitchen has to have a deep grasp of the halacha. Maybe I can tempt you- fresh ground(+24) whole grain is really yummy, nutty and sweet.

    in reply to: Calling on the CR Ambidextroses!! #806181
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    As a lefty, I learned very young that often one must accomodate to a right handed world. My first challenge was scissors, and then one piece chair/desks. In my work, I found that there were hammer blows that would work only one way, and once having to hand cut thirty pipes, I learned to saw with the right hand. Of my children, four out of six are left handed, one was ambi as a first grader, my oldest began to put tefillin on both ways, and the youngest was undecided until a therapist made her a righty, but she remains very right brained and artistic. We theorize that my FIL’s family who were all lost in the shoah, must have had a strong left gene pool.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940823
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    A gem about being “tarud” ( overbusy) on erev pesach:

    The halacha in YD tes zayin:vav, when buying an animal to shecht, on four days one must inquire if the progeny or parent was sold at the same time ( oso v’es bno) because the norm is that on these days the animal will be shechted the very same day. These are erev pesah, erev shvuos, erev rosh hashana, and erev the second YT of succos. The tosafot on this sugya asks why the first yom tov of succos is left out, answering that on erev succot, you are too busy with succah, and arba minim and such to be involved with the processing of an animal. IOW, on erev pesach, you really should not have that much to do…

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940822
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    DM: not that Brisk, and I am in Ramot. And not nerves of steel, more like flying high on a hechsher mitzva, and some holy sweat. I always did after the zman with an alternate fire going, and any sfekos and all the trash went into the fire. My matzos get made one at a time, with a 4-7 miniute turnaround time, up to eleven if short handed or slow. This year I am trying out an electric oven ( double saluf pan 2000 watts) so I will skip the erev pesasch run. The right way to start is with a halacha chabura starting around chanukah, or earlier for newbies.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940810
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    And when pesach is on motzei shabbos, (2021 next) should Mashiach not have come, you could be from the yechidei segula that can whip up some matzos on leil haseder.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940809
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    Derech Hamelech, where is “here” ? If you are a neighbor, come to my baking. I am not machshiv erev pesachdik matzos, due to a brisker education, but it is just a special time to do it, and I often do. Fresh is best. The keilim is not that big a deal, I started in chul with a good basement and a decent backyard, with lots of trial and error, a succession of mills and ovens. Now I manage in my 90 meter apt+ chatzer. It is 20 years now, and I have become the big moomche, and a farbrente chassid for home baking, contact me, I would be thrilled to get you started.

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    in reply to: Best Shmurah Matzah #937560
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    Where can women go baking?

    “Ma darko shel ani…hu masik batanur ve’ishto ofah” Pesachim 116a

    AT HOME!

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940800
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    SjS; a sock knock off-er: Beet Lemon and Ginger “marmalade”

    2T honey

    1 lb cooked beets

    1/2 t salt

    5T fresh lemon juice

    2-3 T chopped lemon zest

    1/3 cup crystallized ginger ( for pesach you might need to do your own)

    Coarsly dice the beets , add salt, lemon juice honey, zest, and ginger. Mix well with spoon. Serve chilled. Keeps refrigerated 3 weeks.

    in reply to: Gebrochts #940799
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    smartcookie and SJS: There are more people making their own wine than you would think. If you are Brooklynites, go to the terminal market at grape harvest time and see what goes on. Its a little messy, and the results can be iffy, but it is more than a few meshugaim, i started in NY as a hobby, and it came in handy in EY, as I was able to make enough to get thru shemita, and the year after. In fact I overestimated, and still have gallons to go. This also helped me avoid a certain hashgocha that was getting hard to avoid.

    On matza, YES YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN BAKERY. If you sift thru the halacha and the shu”t, it fairly jumps off the page at you that the commercialization of matzo is not a good thing, the halacha was written for the home or town co-op, and it is a huge enhancement of the mitzva to do your own. My personal interest in this has taken me to look at many operations, and one formative experiance caused me to be mekabel never again to eat a commercial hand matzo. If the mods let and you would like some how to, i can do an off site tutorial.

    in reply to: Attention all CR LEFTYS!!!! #1028413
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    Hudi: I don’t remember, but it was accident prone ( like me) and that blue eyed+left is at elevated risk for stroke lo alenu. Could be that the creativity that we are famous for leads to experimentation or disregard for rules that can lead to some oops moments.

    in reply to: Frum and Gluten Free (Egg Free?) #810808
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    The popularity of the diet and increasing reports of allergy and IBS show that mass neuroses do actually wreak havoc and spawn psycosomatic, but still very real public health deficits. This is also breaking news in peanut allergy.

    For those seeking a gluten free hamotzi, there is a rant of mine in the mothballs (oat matzo issue) that might interest you.

    in reply to: Attention all CR LEFTYS!!!! #1028408
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    The last time this came up, I posted several health risks lefties are prone to. It was moderated away, so I feel so much more secure now.

    in reply to: When young adult leaves to be Frei #776733
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    Perhaps this is the fulfillment of the Tochacho’s terrifying curse: “the land of your enemies will consume you”? Galus, and the galus hasShechina cloud our vision. Things that are ‘consumed’ in nature are often gifted certain defenses. A trauma (emotional) free education is not enough. There needs to be a well conceived education in Yesodei Hadas, and the tools to ask and answer questions, along with all the love and beauty stuff mentioned above. Defense mechanisms.

    in reply to: Black hats #751623
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    Rashi’s Hat: In Chullin 18b, 19a the gemara discusses the limiting parameters of where the two simanim are to be cut. On the trachea, the upper limit is the shipui kova, the taper point of the structure that sits atop the trachea. Rashi z’l says there that there is a structure atop the the trachea like a hat on a head. So if the shipui kova looks like a hat, then a hat should also look like a shipui kova- sort of a elongated pentagon with the top point lopped of ( in cross section) Of course the analogy does not refer to color, but if it did, the hat would not be black.

    in reply to: Stovetop chicken- help!! #748565
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    “a chicken in every pot” That president really had the right idea. Spice the chicken parts as you normally would or somewhat heavier, set them in small pot sort of standing on end with just a touch of water at the bottom. Cook on medium for about 30 minutes, turn them about half way through. It beats an hour in the oven and is less potential for mess. Not browned, but not soup chicken either.

    in reply to: Hiring Heimish #749888
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    An instructive case: I am a tradesman in Yerushalayim, I dress in fairly shmattish clothes, and wear my tzizis in so they don’t get exposed to heavy dirt. I also generally wear a wide brim cloth hat to keep the sun off me. When I work in Hareidi housing projects, the children take me to be an Arab, they whisper and point, and steer clear of me. My long whitening beard is no match for their conception that nobody chareidi (or even Jewish) works, and in their short experience and limited exposure, you can’t really fault them for that line of reasoning.

    in reply to: Small i #747192
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    i use a lower case i in some places as an attempt to fulfill the chazal meod meod hevie shfal rucach.

    in reply to: where do u live #749171
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    above ten tefachim in the reshus harabbim

    in reply to: How many mishloach monos do you send? #747077
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    I cook up from what is at hand, in my case, a lemon tree, so the main thing is a lemon dish, and a complementing item. I limit the quantity to five, and long ago decided that this mitzvah can be done without the use of a CAR, my purim is a much more calm, and meaningful day compared to the early years when we were harried by the out of control shalach monos culture.

    in reply to: frum clown, or clowning around? #746980
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    There are schools for clowning, and schools for medical clowning. Medical clowns is big business, big mitzvah, and medically signifigant.

    in reply to: New CRC starbucks decision, and I will be there on sunday. #746973
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    In Mishnah Maasros, and elsewhere, there is a concept of “bosh mile’echol bo”, a sensitivity to eating in the public square, or in other less than private places that determined the food is not kavua l’maaser. We are so distanced from the ways of our chachomim that we no longer know that we are lost.

    in reply to: Why are the Hashgochos promulgating a fraud: Oat Matzos #1146803
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    Just curious busybody, did you ever see oats in the raw, did you ever see it growing? Yeah,I saw, I wouldn’t make oatmeal for pesach, but I humbly would desist from making any brocho other than adomo on it. DAGAN, ok, hameshes haminim, enough to say only maybe.

    MDG: I bake sourdough (really really chometz) I did straight barley with just my wheat based starter (about 5% of the batter including water– I read what you read and didn’t want to waste the starter.) With a real long proofing time, it came out something flat like an english muffin, and somewhat tougher. It tasted medium bad, but it had tzuras hapas. As to baking powder, there is a fascinating discussion of hamutz al yedei davar acher, starting with Rav Bakeshi Doron, and followed by lots of arguments. (kovetz hamoadim, pesach bais. (Moriah)

    Dr Hall: I apologized for the phrasing of the title already. Just if you accept that the mechanics of hametz requires gluten, oats just doesn’t make the cut. I know that there are times where halacha follows reality, and times where halacha paskins its own reality, I sense that this is one of the former.

    in reply to: Torah vs. Toyrah #745521
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    More to a halachic point, what is the long daled in kriyas shma? I often hear people ending “echad ” with a shva na under the dalet (where there clearly isnt one. An easier and more accurate fulfillment of the din is to aspirate the dalet, as it is a beged kefes with out a dagesh. Aspirated dalet is one of the th or dzh sounds, and there are 19 of them in kriyas shma if you include boruch shem k’vothz malchuso l’olom voedzh. And don’t forget to watch for your soft gimmels tovs and non-dental soft pehs for consistency.

    in reply to: Va'yehi Bimai Achashveirosh… #745045
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    I read balayla hahu with a slow jazz trill in A flat.And other stuff that pleases the crowd to no end.

    in reply to: Ladies, do you say ??? ???? ???? and ??? ???? ????? #745483
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    MIY; that is the nusach sfard/mizrach. If it is mixed class, and the sfardim are the rov, in some places they will go with the rov. If it is not a mixed group, and ashkenazi, something is wrong. There are times in EY where you go with the flow, and times when maintaining your mesorah requires conscious effort.

    in reply to: Posting on Erev Shabbos #1052026
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    Way inaccurate method, Zeese. There are women that have taken on being done with shabbos preps early, a bunch of us in EY whose prolific posting time is our Motzai shabbos, (mods nightmare) posters that might get confused between multiple personae and some, who by circumstance is the baalhabos in the apron on Fridays.

    in reply to: Why are the Hashgochos promulgating a fraud: Oat Matzos #1146797
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    Al rishon rishon. When did the mix up occur? Maybe when they disregarded the Rambam Chometz Umatza 5;1 and Brachos 3;1,

    What are the grains, two wheats and three barleys. Today, we have way more cultivars of wheat, so we really are meshubad to the science that shows us what the profile of the grain is. Barley we don’t use because it is softer and faster to become chometz, probably not too tasty, and regarded as animal food in the Mishna. Spelt and rye, both being wheat look and grow alikes are both she’eladik because rye is really a cold climate plant, and spelt may be sort of new to the scene. In terms of gluten content, the line up in descending order is wheat, barley, spelt, rye, and oats at 0.

    Busybody, thank you for the scientist compliment, Posek is way off. Other than the pejorative title, I was just asking questions based on what is and isn’t. As you cited, what Shiboles Shual is, is shanui bemachlokes. Truth, often but not always, has much to do with what is in front of the eyes. Look at the Rambam in Berachot, grind some oats into flour, try to make a loaf of bread out of it, and get back to me.

    in reply to: chayavinishlivisumay #1062809
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    On the maamar chazal, not on the poster; Warning–long

    A friend sent me a beautiful piece on purim kattan bshem rav Shor, besham Chidushei HaRim. In the time of the Besht, there was a terrible gezera against the community, and they fasted, and davened, engaged in Mizvos with fervor, but the decree remained. The Besht then sent a messenger to fetch a certain drunkard from afar, with instructions that he should not drink on the way to the Besht. When the drunkard was brought before him sober, the Besht asked him for a bracha to abolish the gezera. The drunkard gave the bracha, and the gezera was lifted. When the Besht’s disciples asked what was the segula of the drunkard, the Besht told the following. The man had performed the great mitzvah of Pidyon shvuyim, at great cost and danger to save a certain girl. His reward from shamayim was the power to bless at random, and his blessings would bear fruit, but in the heavenly court it was argued that such a simple person could use this power for the wrong reasons. It was therefor decreed that he would have this power, but would live as a drunkard not knowing night from day, and so the gift would not be abused.

    On Purim, there is the halacha, kol haposhet yad, nosnim lo, and this is true in tefilla as well, the tefilos of Purim have awesome powers, and can be uses for the wrong thing, so therefor, we are commanded to be drunk, and so not to abuse the tefilah. Now there is also statement that there is no difference between Purim and Purim katan but Megilah, matanos and seudah, meaning the power of tefilah is the same, without the handicap of chayiv ish levesumei.

    I was disappointed to get this message after purim katan, but I took comfort in the knowledge that chayav ish, is not davka all day long. One generally davens Purim morning with a clear head, and perhaps davens mincha before the seudah, and personally I try to be not so incapacitated as to be patur from ma’ariv. Shavua tov, and a safe happy run up to Purim!

    in reply to: Baking Challa #743560
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    For years, there were frozen, ready to rise challas marketed by kinneret. If your yeast can withstand the freezing, risen once, punched down, shaped loaves frozen would take up less room in the freezer, only if you are not baking all right away, does that effect the bracha?

    in reply to: Advice Needed for Automatic Water Heaters for Israeli Showers #743392
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    SP, also if you need real long to heat the boiler, the heating element is bad (overcooked and cased in avnit) A new goof himum in a 150 tank should heat it in half an hour. With some sun input, it is even faster, but the life of an element is about three years.

    in reply to: Advice Needed for Automatic Water Heaters for Israeli Showers #743391
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    Yes, it is called an Atmor, and it is carried by some hardware stores. The serious plumbing suppliers wont touch them. My info is that they are too small a heating element in a very tight heat exchanger and they succumb to avnit (scale corrosion) in no time. In areas with soft water,( NOT HERE!) it is a legitimate product called a point of use (POU) water heater. If you have enough watts going into it, and dedicated piping, it will give a fixed flow rate enough for a shower.

    twisted,plumber in Jerusalem

    in reply to: Walking Down the Aisle at a Chasunah #743226
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    A bigger kasha is where did the white dress come from?

    in reply to: Purim Seudah Wine #748971
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    Uh, Bear, sometimes a the report of a mandated reporter can stop the last bang to the head and save a life. There are grey areas, don’t be so quick to paint them all black. You a black bear, or brown?

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