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If ur too hot put on a snood:)))
Yea my friend sis went to dkty said it was awsome but 1)only 4 three wks. 2)hard to get in too. and its x lk a camp eperience its more lk a traveling camp but she luved it tough u hav 2 b the type.
ab. bnos beong snobby-uh uh!!!! its frindly,ahhh its aweosme try it u’lll be o.b.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tubing- awesomest thing ever!!!! speed boating!! (gotta b nice weather though.) but both reallyyyy fun!!!!!
Guys other camps r awesome but sorry to burst all ur bubles bnos beats them all by farrrr!!!! and abt getting in if u apply early enough it shouldnt b too hard.
K yea am a mad bnoser hav been there all my life. Bnos is just awseome i went to bnoseinu i liked too. BNOS ROX!!!!! look no further!!!!!!
Its so not that time of yr but…. Def. i second gumball Bnos is the bestest camp ever!!!! E/t abt it is awesome!!!!
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD, AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
He said “No,” but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available”
George said, “Okay.”
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now.” and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don’t mess with old people.
A JOURNEY CALLED LIFE
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?”, the mouse wondered.
He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard,
The mouse proclaimed this warning :
“There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The chicken clucked and scratched,
Raised her head and said, “Mr. Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern to you,
But it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it.”
The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
“There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The pig sympathized, but said,
“I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,
But there is nothing I can do about it.”
The mouse turned to the cow and said,
“There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!”
The cow said, “Wow, Mr. Mouse. I’m sorry for you,
But it’s no skin off my nose.”
So, the mouse returned to the house,
Head down and dejected,
To face the farmer’s mousetrap
. . . Alone.. .. .
That very night
A sound was heard throughout the house
— the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.
The farmer’s wife rushed to see what was caught.
In the darkness, she did not see it.
It was a venomous snake
Whose tail was caught in the trap.
The snake bit the farmer’s wife.
The farmer rushed her to the hospital.
When she returned home she still had a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever
With fresh chicken soup.
So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard
For the soup’s main ingredient:
But his wife’s sickness continued.
Friends and neighbors
Came to sit with her
Around the clock.
To feed them,
The farmer butchered the pig.
But, alas,
The farmer’s wife did not get well…
She died.
So many people came for her funeral
That the farmer had the cow slaughtered
To provide enough meat for all of them
For the funeral luncheon.
And the mouse looked upon it all
From his crack in the wall
With great sadness.
So, the next time you hear
Someone is facing a problem
And you think it doesn’t concern you,
Remember —
When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for one another
And make an extra effort
To encourage one another.
YOU MAY WANT TO SEND THIS
TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER
HELPED YOU OUT…
AND LET THEM KNOW
HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.
– REMEMBER –
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD
IN ANOTHER PERSON’S TAPESTRY.
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER
FOR A REASON.
One of the best things to hold onto
In this world is a FRIEND.
out of all the Football jokes, this one has to be the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense……
I took my girlfriend to her first football game. We had great seats right behind my team’s bench. After the game, I asked her how she liked the experience.
‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’
Dumbfounded, I asked, ‘What do you mean?’
‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…..Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!
Music
Sounds to create song
a balm for the soul
the life of party
promotes a felling of happiness
like a smile passed from one to another
music is an extra bonus to life=)
big chillul hashem they should have just walked away
mbd avrohom fried shlomie gertner shlomie daskal shlomo carlebach helfgot benny friedman yehuda green eli beer
I heard that the klausinberger rebbe said 27 years ago that before mashuach comes people will get killed in india
carlebach is the best
a aferican american a jew and a pollak go it 2 a forest the aa brings a water bottle just in case he gets thirsty the jew brought food in case he got hungy the pollok broght a car door if its hot he can just roll down hte window.
mazal77 its old fashion
myshadow
dont steal from matziv.com
noitallmr
I see you were by the lipa concert a few years ago in yardley
the phone rings person on the other line asks is mrs newman there so she replies shes teaching how about rabbi newman hes working in the factory how about reuven hes in yeshiva learning
how about bobby newman
shes alav hashalom
then who am i speaking to
daisy da goita
i forgot but mbd is the king of jewish music
daskal and destiny baruch levine go rayim