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MIDDLEPATH Let me know if you need a monogram for the invitation. I make ’em. 🙂
Do u really?
Middlepath:being the ultimate authority on music can i ask for ur advice? i would love to start playing the guitar, whats the best way to learn how to ? (without private lessons)
This is a beautiful thread.
makes my heart swell with pride.
I’m so proud to be a part of this amazing nation!
I would love to be a lawyer it sounds so cool!
plugged in my ipod into my ears……wow just luv the sound of music..
Just wanna congratulate my two diabetic brothers for managing to fast the whole day yesterday!
way to go!!
yup im workin!! 🙁
Adorable: no he does not know anything about it. and i will never tell him! what difference does it make?
Its just that ppl r scaring me saying that cuz i had a bf once it will be hard for me not to fall again.
i am engaged and no i am not falling into this bh. But i did have a boyfriend b4 and i want to make sure that i never do that again chas veshulem.
yes why?
Any ideas how to make sure that i dont fall into this bad thing again?
no wonder some ppl are so sleepy eyed in the morning…
now i get it!
Hey mods! I really Dont like my subtitle …Cant u guys be a lil bit more creative??
“I keep my makeup on after weddings and it stays very nicely.”
I would never to that!! So you ppl dont even wash ur face when u wake up??
coffee addict – where do they live?
Almost walked out of a therapists office w/out paying him..
My sis went on vacation earlier this year and i moved into her house to take care of her 3 kids, was not easy but was happy to do it for her.
Got a phone call for a friend a few days ago, one of the questions was , would she be able to make a letcho??
i was like, whats that? lol
Actually my brothers brother in law but here in montreal we are a very tight-knit community where we all feel like one big family!
Mazel Tov! another pair of twin boys in montreal!!
Holding a big feather
Tracht gut, I tought that its only me….
doing what?
Sitin @ work and fallin asleep im going nuts!!
I had a bf and it almost destroyed me.. at first i thought its only talking/texting.. big deal . But i realized my mistake a bit too late it DOES NOT end there. It is a Very Dangerous situation to get into!!
Two wrongs dont make a right!
Adorable – that is even worse … would you like to be the one causing problems between him and his wife?
i wouldnt dare!
mod- lol it’s true i only watch on the plane..
Born in canada and my dad is from the usa so it was very easy for me to become an american..
Can u try finding a partner or do u wanna be by urself?
heheheh… commom i thought u guys can do better!
prove urself!
Adorable- me as well.. but never have any problems..
MODS… can u give me sometin cool pl?
Do u wanna get one?
A blind person once asked: “Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?” The answer is: “Yes, losing your vision!”
We always hear “the rules”
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Jus! t say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days..
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes! , I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
it will pass…notin u can do, i feel ya..
what kinda good things? give me some ideas…
my body is at work.. my mind …
mods… anythin for me?
i also thought that could work…the results were Disastrous …
Hats off to u!i bought Ami for the first time this week and ur article was very well written and i felt ur pain…
good job!
G’shabbos .. and make sure not to freeze…
Sure is true.. anything u can do abt it?
Checked it out.. looks nice..
hey my chossen is from monsey and he is very open minded
maybe ill suggest we get a motorcycle that would be fun…whoooo
adorable- I feel ya..
MiddlePath- you would need a girl that would join you on the motorcycle….what kind would you like to get?
I cannot imagine…and i dont envy you..
Yup thats the way it works..
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
(well…duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Sainsbury’s peanuts —
“Warning: contains nuts.”
(talk about a news flash)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine —
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding —
“Product will be hot after heating,”
(…and you thought????…
On a Sears hairdryer —
Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.
On a bag of Doritos —
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap —
“Directions: Use like regular soap,”
(and that would be???….
On some Swanson frozen dinners —
“Serving suggestion: Defrost,”
(but, it’s just a suggestion).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron —
“Do not iron clothes on body,”
(but wouldn’t this save me time)?
On Nytol Sleep Aid —
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(..I’m taking this because???…..)
On most brands of Christmas lights —
“For indoor or outdoor use only,”
(as opposed to what)?
On a Japanese food processor —
“Not to be used for the other use,”
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts —
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume —
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
What is the situation??