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  • in reply to: Biden is moshiach and obama is the shliach!!! #902335
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    BB-from your writing skills, it appears you qualify.

    in reply to: Biden is moshiach and obama is the shliach!!! #902324
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    youre retarded

    in reply to: Living in Israel – where would you live? #1038322
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    haifa is prust and goyish. unless you live in ramat vishnitz, in which case thats awesome

    in reply to: A Wife’s Obligation Towards Her Husband & Kids #902288
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    let’s put a woman in her place.

    in reply to: Magen Avot #901769
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    you dont say magen avos in a minyan thats not kavua. perhaps that explains it. ba dum.

    in reply to: A way to get Pollard and Rubashkin out #900462
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    because i was clearly serious

    in reply to: Shocking Study of Modern Orthodox OTD Rate #941427
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    I told you so.

    in reply to: A way to get Pollard and Rubashkin out #900459
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    storm an embassy

    in reply to: Divorce: Whose Fault Was It? #932224
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    i spelt receive wrong, twice.

    in reply to: Divorce: Whose Fault Was It? #932217
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    i find it ironic that health as a divorced man is recieving nothing but criticism for expressing his views on divorce, while i strongly assume that any woman on here in the same postion would recieve nothing but sympathy.

    in reply to: How should one protest against shmoozers during davening? #901817
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    take off your belt and wack him

    in reply to: Advice about appliances #899679
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    annoying israeli response- well i always use blah blah blah in yerushalayim theyre the best and if u make aliyah you can use them too.

    in reply to: Yekkes #1060165
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    RN- you begin to shtell avekk exactly what the criteria are for certain minhagim, and then go on to say that others are lav davka. brilliant.

    in reply to: Walking slow & holding with 1 hand #899272
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    hi feif.

    i always kick peoples heels by hoshanas if theyre going too slow. they think its by accident so they chap to hurry up. but really its on purpose.

    in reply to: Succah on Shmini Atzeres #898880
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    haifa- minhag yerushalayim is actually not to.

    in reply to: My segula didn't work #1101053
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    pba- to clarify, the ones available for purchase here are junk. maybe theyre picked and packaged in turkey. what shaychis to diba al haaretz. youre pretty dumb.

    in reply to: A Very Funny Joke #898550
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    moski- touche lol.

    in reply to: My segula didn't work #1101047
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    i cant understand why no-one has imported american aravos to israel. israeli ones are junk. they die in a day. american ones can last the whole succos if kept right.

    in reply to: A Very Funny Joke #898546
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    cant win’m all i guess.

    in reply to: A Very Funny Joke #898539
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    heres another.

    a man used to make the trip to and from the nearby town everyday in order to do business. he was newly married, and as it was shana rishona, his wife would accompany him on his travels. one day his usually faithfully horse stopped in the middle of the road and wouldnt budge. he screamed and kicked (the farmer) but the horse wouldnt listen. he got off the wagon holding his whip, and gave it to the horse good. after a sound beating, the farmer looked the horse in the eye and said,”Horsey, thats one!” life continued as usual until the horse didnt listen once again. and once again the farmer showed it who was boss, and ended hs beating with “Horsey, thats two!” vichulihu. the third time this behavior occured, tha farmer got off the wagon, went around the side for his shotgun, walked over to the horse and said, “Horsey, thats three!” and promptly blew his head off. The young wife was understandably horrified. as the man returned to the wagon she asked him,” How could you possibly kill your faithful horse so coldly?!” the man looked his wife straight in the eye, and answered,”Wifey, thats one!”

    in reply to: Twice Divorced #898493
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    horsey, thats two.

    in reply to: I know why potato chips were invented #898378
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    salad.

    Toi
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    the answer is 67.43. i asked haifagirl.

    in reply to: Typing on chol Hamoed #1034949
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    yekke- my rebbe (who is a first class posek and fluent in shas) told me that printing is indeed a problem.

    in reply to: A Very Funny Joke #898536
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    haters.

    in reply to: Fresh Broccoli #897550
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    i found a worm growing from a branch. so i ate it.

    in reply to: "Better Boys Than Girls??" #922857
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    men have more chiyuvim because they have it tougher. women have their issues and yetzerharas, but a woman would freak if she knew what was flying in a mans head.

    in reply to: Which American community it right for us? #897660
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    az mah?

    in reply to: Which American community it right for us? #897656
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    if yous consider canada, toronto is amazing, with great resources for kids w/ special needs.

    in reply to: Be careful of School Janitors #897014
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    less- so we should expose our kids to all things unholy in a futile attempt to keep them normal? brilliant. anyway, we used to teach our english teachers that ani chamor meant good morning. principal wasnt too pleased.

    in reply to: Shpitz #896673
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    maybe cuz its pointy like a football.

    in reply to: This may sound like a crazy question but I'm serious… #941846
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    its actually not so klor. because nowadays people are nearly or all gilgulim, which gilgul do you come back as?

    in reply to: Sukkah lighting #896486
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    go to home depot and buy a couple of hanging florescent fixtures and use white plastic cardboard stuff on top to keep them dry. cheaper and works.

    in reply to: Shpitz #896667
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    shpitz is a yiidish word. it means the point, as in the point of a nail. shpitzy means pointy; in yiddish its shpitzig. it is used in the vernacular to mean the pinnacle of something. so shpitz yeshivish means the pinnacle of yeshivish. but its not reall the teich. i heard a RY make a machaah on “shpitzig’ shich”, the ones commonly worn by yeshiva bochurim.

    in reply to: simple question: who decides when to close a thread? #896429
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    what site is this?

    in reply to: ruint a shidduch #1188470
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    I think it’s actually a valid spelling, just less commonly used.

    in reply to: Chabad Telethon Tonight #896109
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    I make hamotzi. snort.

    in reply to: simple question: who decides when to close a thread? #896416
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    anyway your a daas jochid.

    in reply to: I just got my Licence #896136
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    certainly not to spell.

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    im a naysayer. rosh hashanah and selichos are not about being entranced. your supposed to say sorry for your miserable failings. dalim vireikim isnt a joke.

    in reply to: Murphy's Law #992043
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    I really hoped that this thread wouldnt get answered. you guys ruined it.

    in reply to: Eid passuled because of Iphone #895182
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    I imagine this RY never even had a hava amina that this maaseh would be considered news to the people here at ywn. i think he meant to quietly give mussar to someone, showing him the seriousness with which the gedolim of EY have assured iphones. he is not terrible or disgusting; he cares about this guys neshama. daas balebatim doesnt change his intent.

    in reply to: Rav Aharon Leib Shteinman tells Yidden to shun secular education #895779
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    are ROB and zdad once again poking fun at a person whos madreiga they can never hope to approach? yes! im not one to do the whole “im being mocheh” thing, really do whatever you want, but do you understand how daft you appear when opining that you know better then one of the undisputed gedolei hador? Edited

    in reply to: Whistle blowing? #894945
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    This is the scariest, most emotionally-charged thread i’ve ever read. people need to step back and leave this to people who are trained and qualified to deal with it. our hate for people will not fix things.

    in reply to: A Mitzvah Completely Ruined #913890
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    mp- if a father abandons a son on a doorstep in infancy, and they are reuinted 50 years later when the father is dying and in ned of aid, the son is mechuyav midi’oraysa to help him. kibud av is not taluy in feelings.

    in reply to: Kashas on the Parsha #1169233
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    R Yehoshua Leib diskin ztl deals with the problem, and gives 2 answers. one is short so ill write it. one isnt, so look it up. he says that although hes getting killed for sofo lihastim es habrios, whick lechoira means killing, and therefore shouldnt be subject to skilah, he will also be oiver chamuros like chillul shabbos, which one gets skila for. Ay, then why are we killing him now for that, wait for him to be michallel shabbos. he says that the torah is chas on the lives of klal yisrael. therefore, we’ll kill him now so he cant kill anone, but we’ll give him the oinsesh for the chamuros he wouldve committed.

    in reply to: Whistle blowing? #894880
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    yit- he means bidei shomayim. we dont have the yichoiles anyway today to kill people, so he must have meant that. in which case hes right.

    in reply to: Zionism argument #894198
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    GAW- im n ot entering into the actual debate here, im so tired of the same arguments. i just want to point out that your post above about avoda zara isnt as pashut as you say. i dont want to elucidate here for fear of being called a kofer by dumb people, but in truth its a discussion. not independant per se, but certainly something else.

    in reply to: Being Beaten Al Kiddush Hashem #894079
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    i dont remember reading anything as horrible as a boy having his mouth stapled shut. just awful.

    in reply to: blessings for animals (in particular, pets!) #895954
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    i imagine shehakol?

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