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  • in reply to: Is This Okay With You? #972187
    Toi
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    syag- she was. if she tried to punch me, id break her nose. sis, if youre reading this, if you try to punch me, ill break your nose.

    in reply to: Work vs. Kollel #1176767
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    charlie- i dont think he meant it was a good thing. he just meant that although a crucial element of his avodah was lacking, this RY didnt see that as negating his chiyuv to learn alot.

    in reply to: Work vs. Kollel #1176759
    Toi
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    nisht- really, chill.

    in reply to: Is it better to…? #971937
    Toi
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    dy-I too have heard of people getting married, knowing that they will divorce after sheva berachos.

    ???? are you serious.

    in reply to: Sukkah lights #972367
    Toi
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    yoy, are you hungarian?

    in reply to: The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything #971985
    Toi
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    i figured. sounding like you speak for an institutuion could end badly.

    in reply to: Is This Okay With You? #972184
    Toi
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    i hope im still anonymous. that way i can say mean things and no-one can punch me in the face.

    in reply to: What's the Message #972002
    Toi
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    you know when someone comes and kills a good joke?

    in reply to: What is up with "yeneh machalah"? #981605
    Toi
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    ill have to find it.

    in reply to: Respecting People: A Rant #971837
    Toi
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    we knew youd see the light.

    in reply to: Mishpacha interview with Shadchanim Levy, Lewenstein and Katz #972969
    Toi
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    i am. and im also a chil-molester-ophobe. seriously, when im near these two types of people my gut reaction is to use a blunt objet with alot of force.

    in reply to: Lace on Kittels #971623
    Toi
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    seriously. i see these guys covered in lace and cant help thinking about Ron’s second hand dress robes.

    in reply to: Do I have to forgive Dov Lipman? #972310
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    Avi k said

    “regarding the Chareidi (and those National Religious who have been influenced by Chareidi Socialism)”

    Will you ever stop? will you blame anything you deem to be a failure on those awful frummies? can you not allow the D”L the dignity of being able to make their own decisions? put a sock in it.

    in reply to: What is up with "yeneh machalah"? #981602
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    mdd- no it doesnt. the chasam sofer says it means to never judge. you can never be in the place someone else is.

    in reply to: What's the Message #971999
    Toi
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    you should get your car mezuzah checked.

    in reply to: If I Could Only Choose One…. #971455
    Toi
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    im sure you’ll find your bashert. just keep swimming.

    in reply to: Mishpacha interview with Shadchanim Levy, Lewenstein and Katz #972953
    Toi
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    and you can find out if there are issues no-one will tell you about.

    in reply to: Share Cholent Recipes? #1038214
    Toi
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    can you be in EY by shabbos?

    in reply to: Let's Rap-It-Up #971440
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    agreed. much better.

    It sounds like it’s written by a writer smoking pot

    in reply to: Share Cholent Recipes? #1038212
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    yayin- shtussim. it does make a difference. i stopped sauteeing any of the onions. and i make sure to have a few cold ones at the same time, al tidag.

    in reply to: Share Cholent Recipes? #1038211
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    yayin- shtussim. it does make a difference. i stopped sauteeing any of the onions. and i make sure to have a few cold ones at the same time, al tidag.

    in reply to: Ahhh The Arab Spring! #971349
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    i said the same thing im still saying- cant wait for the Arab Fall.

    in reply to: Let's Rap-It-Up #971431
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    lev aryeh- my thoughts exactly. i was always the guy to do grammen in yeshiva. i would cringe when people would rhyme one syllable poshut words.

    in reply to: Best way to break in four-inch stilettos before Yom Tov? #971878
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    burnt steak- chill i was joking. you didnt get it. my bad. it was kinda vague.

    in reply to: Best way to break in four-inch stilettos before Yom Tov? #971871
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    burnt steak- uch seriously, youre so racist.

    OP- use a hammer

    in reply to: Why should I be proud to be Jewish? #971284
    Toi
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    one word. herring.

    in reply to: Buchorim Wearing Designer Clothing #971184
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    i want one. best tshirt ive ever seen

    “Drink your beer, there are sober kids in Africa!”

    in reply to: What is your favorite flavor of soda? #1185051
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    agav i was joking. grape flavor soda is disgusting. ill opt for beer. if thats not an option, regular coke please.

    in reply to: Friday night sushi! #971532
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    exactly. thats the part we’re making fun of.

    in reply to: Share Cholent Recipes? #1038209
    Toi
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    real kishke and beer.

    in reply to: Wishing PM Netanyahu Mazal on Reaching Peace with the Palestinians #971138
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    rational- i dont believe they are. and i dont believe they (the establishment) really care an ounce for yiddishe blood. theres enough documentation of what occured during the holocaust to support that.

    jfem- my point is not about their right to exist. far be it from me to condemn people to death. i just dont see how the army coming out in support of these people and them being accepted with open arms is how an army G-d supposedly supports is to act. imagine how you would feel if a couple hundred soldiers decided to publicize their taavos for children, even if they didnt act on it. its a skewed and distorted, western idea of how to approach the subject. in last weeks parshah we read how anyone who had aveiros was told to go home. hirhurei aveira, specifally when you are proud of it, cannot be ignored.

    in reply to: Why do you believe in Science? #976740
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    i dont really understand why open kfira is being allowed in the form of academic discussion. didnt someone named farber just get smashed for expressing the same? denying any one letter in the torah makes one a kofer. you can have whatever opinions you want, but why this site should be a theater for the absurd is beyond me. and honestly, if you really have questions, and you genuinely want to know the answers to your questions, not just use them a a right to openly defy the dvar Hashem, get in touch with one of the many people who deal with such sfeikos and ask them everything thats ever troubled you.

    in reply to: YWN � Israel Desk, Jerusalem #971055
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    GAW- i honestly stopped reading the articles from EY because it appears to be written and edited by a 4th grader. i honestly debated emailing ywn offering to edit their EY stuff. i have done work editing english seforim for publication. suffice it to say i use caps and punctuation when on the job, al tidag.

    in reply to: Friday night sushi! #971526
    Toi
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    truth- on the money.

    in reply to: Friday night sushi! #971521
    Toi
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    thats weird. i dont have dinner on shabbos. i have a shabbos seuda.

    in reply to: Do the Egyptians know what they want this time? #970901
    Toi
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    well, id like a coffee and two potato knishes.

    in reply to: My kid is a bull! #970877
    Toi
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    and his tatty is a ferd.

    in reply to: Wishing PM Netanyahu Mazal on Reaching Peace with the Palestinians #971131
    Toi
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    avi k- but the people who make up that army will not be those who forcibly remove the few full time torah learners from the beis medrash, nor will it be made up of those who proudly parade how they flaunt the will of G-d for the pleasures of this world. do you really think that an army that sanctions the presence of gay soldiers among their ranks can be tied to moshiach?

    in reply to: What is your favorite flavor of soda? #1185030
    Toi
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    grape soda

    mmm hmmm

    in reply to: Wishing PM Netanyahu Mazal on Reaching Peace with the Palestinians #971128
    Toi
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    mashiach will come when we come to understand that we cant bring the geulah with an army. elah meihesech hadaas.

    in reply to: Photography Fans, Post Here #970751
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    bump. help me out guys.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/toi-88/

    in reply to: Drinking away a bad date #974270
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    i think after a good date too. and every other night. in fact, im pretty hammered right about now.

    in reply to: Josh Groban is Jewish? #970953
    Toi
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    who?

    in reply to: What to do for dinner when your wife is upstate in the Catskills #970344
    Toi
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    eat the kids

    joke

    in reply to: My Favorite Teachers Had This In Common: #970938
    Toi
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    teeth

    in reply to: Heartbeat #990725
    Toi
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    yaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    in reply to: Israeli shopping websites #970351
    Toi
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    ya seriously. just go to the shops.

    the english animal.

    in reply to: Wishing PM Netanyahu Mazal on Reaching Peace with the Palestinians #971124
    Toi
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    wishing mazal to myself on the purchase of the golden gate bridge. Lchaim.

    in reply to: Double Standards #970187
    Toi
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    ok so i meant what ben said but i wasnt feeling civil.

    in reply to: Should kids have locks on their bedroom doors? #1002545
    Toi
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    never.opposite of always. never.

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