To be or not to be

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  • in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019854

    He was responding to my request about the united states

    in reply to: How do we know? #1019798

    cogito ergo sum (I think therefor I am ) just that whoever needs Descartes to tell him that he exist is probably a bit touched. or french

    in reply to: How should I handle this? #1019655

    offer him candy stam. and give him a mint. NOT as a “hey dude your breath smells” just as a nice “here have some candy . it shouldn’t be that expensive.

    in reply to: Nothing #1019622

    Do not write G-D’s name in full. show some respect.

    lets not get into an argument about this, especially due to the fact that’s not hashems full name. and even if it were, she did not write anything disrespectful. Plus, 1s and 0s does not constitute writing

    in reply to: #member #1020228

    #for what?

    in reply to: Common Sayings That Irritate Me #1148933

    when people say ” just follow your dreams” I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later

    Or when people ask “can I ask you a question? I usually respond “you just did”

    in reply to: Schools need to shape up NOW! #1031047

    yeah! schools better shape up! they are morbidly obese! they need a diet or they will be a bad example for our children!!!

    in reply to: Wedding hall dinnerware #1019765

    it was probably cheap because they were last years style or something like that

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019849

    “Oh beautiful for spacious skies etc.”

    glad I stirred some patriotism into you

    in reply to: weight plateau #1019944

    ask a dietician. go for walks don’t drink calories and consult a doctor if that “lowest weight for height ” is healthy for you

    in reply to: Gossip about Plants, Fungi and Inanimate objects #1020330

    you better believe I was ! I lost all my brownie points for the anniversary date! (just kidding I wouldn’t post that without my wife’s consent)

    in reply to: Gossip about Plants, Fungi and Inanimate objects #1020327

    I found my dishwasher in my living room . so I sent her back to the kitchen (oh no now I’m in trouble!)

    in reply to: Lyrics to 'Ich bin Ich' by Avraham Fried #1019548

    it is a quote from the kotzker rebbe. rabbi twersky has a whole book based on it called , aptly, I am I

    in reply to: What if an elephant needs a tissue? #1192735

    if it were an African elephant it would be able to grasp it – they have two finger thingies at the end of their trunk Asian elephants have just one

    in reply to: weight plateau #1019939

    did you already start losing and then stop? that could be A) because that’s the right weight for you or B) while you aren’t losing pounds, you are losing inches. you might want to check that out.

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019845

    still finalizing but it looks like the southwest

    in reply to: [opened] [closed] [closed] Does that make you want to peek? #1019528

    I am new here I didn’t know that .sorry I will change my opinion of you post haste!! 🙂

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019843

    thanks Midwesterner! no, I am not from new York so my hasagos are a bit wider then a two hour drive to the other side of boro park. thanks for the route and I will see what I could cram in to a trip of 2 weeks ( I decided to break the usa into sections and do them one at a time )

    in reply to: [opened] [closed] [closed] Does that make you want to peek? #1019525

    “I think that smiley means it’s written in sarcasm, but it gave me a good, warm feeling for the 2 nanoseconds before I got to it. “

    I promise I meant it seriously. I used the emoticon FOR that reason . I didn’t know that a smiley means sarcasm , I thought it just meant that I am smiling. sorry

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019840

    I could try to do it

    in reply to: reminds me of a song #1019555

    sure! my chavrusa gets all mad at me when I do it about 80 times during learning. my wife isn’t to appreciative of it either

    in reply to: [opened] [closed] [closed] Does that make you want to peek? #1019519

    sorry about that. I did not mean that they should actually close the thread. I wouldn’t do that to you. you’re way to nice 🙂

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019836

    very nice where have you been!? have you any info on the subject of this here topic?

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019834

    “To be or not to be

    That is the question

    One nation, undermined,

    Indivisible, with liberty

    and justice for all

    so help me god”>

    in reply to: Jokes #1019316

    Why are NYers so depressed?

    Because the light at the end of the tunnel is NJ 🙂

    in reply to: [closed] Does that make you want to peek? #1019127

    Mods please close this thread 🙂

    in reply to: Dihydrogen Monoxide #1019389

    I poured a bottle of Hydroxylic Acid down the drain. Will this hurt the environment? Now, of course, my house is kind of like a laboratory, so I have hydroxyl acid on tap. I send it down the drain, but then, I have specialized drains designed to handle that kind of chemical. Even though they are designed to handle it, I still have to call the plumber every once in a while to fix it. my question however is for others who may not have the equipment I have.

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019832

    Read the question. I don’t think google maps has information about shuls, places to buy kosher food, etc.

    in reply to: your indian name #1019176

    “That’s not funny. It’s offensive to all mentioned.”

    I’m sorry then. and I am also sorry if I offended any Canadians who cant take a joke

    in reply to: all 48 states!! #1019830

    that’s also a good word, but that’s beside the point. do you have any advice?

    in reply to: Dihydrogen Monoxide #1019383

    for those who don’t know dihydrogen monoxide is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.

    it contributes to the “greenhouse effect”.

    may cause severe burns.

    it contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

    it accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

    may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

    the government has been seriously negligent about allowing this in schools. in fact your kid probably ingested a few doses worth of this nefarious chemical today in school. we all need to contact our congressmen and get this banned!

    in reply to: What Is Your Favorite Radio Show? #1064189

    * random bump*

    1. ask me another (npr)

    2. mark Levin

    3. zev brenner

    in reply to: There has to be a better way #1019046

    I vomited ON her. so she should say no

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019508

    “Note to everybody: The mods let me post my name because it is only a first name, without a surname, and hence it is not considered information that can track who I am. “

    is your surname power? (flower power)

    in reply to: Dihydrogen Monoxide #1019381

    and is a major part of most cancer cells

    in reply to: your indian name #1019169

    A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American (aka: America Indian) woman and they decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is extremely distressed because she wanted him, of course, to marry a nice Jewish girl.

    When she hears that not only is he marrying this Native American girl but has decided to live with her on the reservation, the mother becomes so upset that she refuses to even speak to the boy, practically disowning him.

    After a year, the son telephones the mother to tell her that he and his wife are expecting a child. The mother is happy for him, but there is still quite a bit of tension in the air.

    Nine months later, the son calls the mother again. “Mom,” he says, “just wanted you to know that last night my wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy. I also wanted to tell you that we’ve talked it over and we have decided to give the boy a Jewish name.”

    Upon hearing this, the mother is overjoyed. “Oh, son, this is wonderful,” she gushes. “I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life. You have made me the happiest woman in the world.”

    That’s great, Mom, ” replies the son.

    And what, ” asks the mother, “is the baby’s name?”

    The son proudly replies, “Smoked Whitefish.”

    in reply to: Social anxiety #1033644

    Eleanor Roosevelt is quoted as saying ” no one can make you feel inferior without your consent”

    in reply to: What does Bill de Blasio do? #1019021

    “His Republican opponent agreed with him on that one. “

    well me, and most new Yorkers , don’t. and that’s what is important

    in reply to: There has to be a better way #1019036

    don’t know who “most guys” are but from my experience as a guy tells me that even if they have a bad first impression if the first date goes well they will change their minds

    in reply to: Are you Jewish? #1019124
    in reply to: Do you have a dream??? #1019085

    I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later

    in reply to: Female hurricanes kill more #1018861

    sandy can be a boys name too (sandy Koufax)

    in reply to: Pickles #1019286

    should the mods change your subtitle to “Has pickled chlorophyll coursing through his veins.” ?

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019501

    my indian name is big bison Eatsalot (there are many words I’d use to describe you. I don’t think serene makes the top ten :))

    in reply to: Time Flies Faster?! #1018749

    actually time does go faster when you get older because most of us have a greater mass when we get older and therefore, according to the theory of relativity, time goes quicker (I think so)

    in reply to: picture developing #1018944

    147-105 =42 the meaning of everything (the gematria of google)

    in reply to: Explain Your Username #1019498

    Being that I and others are new here ( here is to you , pulsing flower) I want to continue this thread

    I chose to be or not to be because of my English lit. background, plus Think about it… to be or not to be… should you be this or not be this …should you be that or not be that.. should you live or should you die? should you take action or sit by passively? should you figure out your own assignment, or should you ask others to figure it out for you?? I thought it was cool

    in reply to: The World is a Better Place Today Because… #1029262

    my world is a better place because of you, and ,you, and you.

    in reply to: bad,awful,puns #1018732

    Make the jacket first.

    He’s all right.

    Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

    in reply to: Social anxiety #1033635

    I agree with buisness1 100%. you are an inspiration for all of us. and about working out, I go to the gym everyday and besides for the health benefits, there are many other benefits as well for instance, it lowers stress levels and is a great confidence booster. those who are just post-workout rate higher for mood, memory and energy — and lower for depression, tension and anxiety. a reason why that is is that Exercise ‘exercises’ our feelings of control. We put one foot in front of the other. We move faster. We balance and re-balance. We respond to unexpected forces with activity. We are in control. We succeed. As a result, when we encounter other stressors in our life, we feel that we are more in control.

    And don’t think that working out is “goyish” that’s just dumb. if you feel uncomfortable lifting weights, then run on a treadmill or elliptical.

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