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Popa Bar Abba-
Why can’t you simply go to the shul with the too short mechitza, and then throw garbage and dogs and cats over the mechitza (which should not be hard since it is so short) until there is nobody left on the other side? Tzar Balei Chaim
Alternatively, you could burn the whole thing down, and then when it’s rebuilt politely ask for a higher mechitza. Then where will he daven till then
Alternatively, you could bring your own mechitza with you, and stand inside it. I’d recommend using a large plastic bag (not see through. What about on Shabbos
Alternatively, you could come in the middle of the night, and bring a shovel, and dig up the floor several inches until the mechitza which is left is now tall enough. Its a concrete floor
Alternatively, you could subtly start putting seforim on top of the mechitza, and keep adding one or two siddurim every minute and maybe a gemara sota or two, until by the time you get to yishtabach it will be tall enough. And till yishtabach?
Alternatively, you could line up the bottles for the kiddush club on top, and then you won’t even need to leave shul for kiddush club and it will be high enough. That shul doesnt allow kiddush clubs
So you see, there are no good alternatives
Laptop or desktop?
Need Sem help- were talking about online
hahahaha- nothing is proven, were all taking this very seriously
Birthday Party
google
facebook
youtube
they all have jewish content
Talmud-but it didnt even get published, unless youre a mod
whats to cringe about
walmart- tall mart (because they are tall)
gamanit I’m neither he nor she I’m “It”
Needsemhelp-this name is already taken. there is this thing. perhaps youve heard of it. its called robbery. then theres this other thing. its called fraud. then theres this other thing. its called copy right. then theres this other thing called plagiarism. dunno bout you bit none of these things sound even remotely honest. i came up with these in a few seconds. im sure there are MANY more.
Youre watching to many movies, these things dont happen in real life
rationalfrumie nothing is proven, how do you know people arent taking this seriously? I for one am taking this very seriously
I had the experience of waiting for the guy behind me about 15- 20 minutes (one of them I couldnt back up till yhe end of the following minyan) three davenings over 2 days. everf since then I try to get a seat in the back of a shul, but the problem is when people daven behind me by the bookshelves. I f someone wants to daven long THEY SHOULD SIT IN THE FRONT
talmud I posted my cc# but the mods took it down
Im not Joseph
need seminary help- where do you live, under a rock? of course the world is honest
wiy and writersoul- it was actually george washington who never told a lie, therefore you can believe him
vogue-“There was no internet during Abraham Lincoln’s lifetime”- what! you think Al Gore invented the internet?
rationalfrummie- nothing is proven
Popa- how about the apples and oranges theory, do you know that one?
get an iphone it kicks droid
yes
Thenk you Talmud, though Im not that makpid on my subtitle
I trust anything on the internet, for the simple reason, that if its online it has to be true
Talmud- you called me “this name” instead of by my full name “This name is already taken”
what was the orig OP
talmud, please see this post
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/kosher-email#post-457604
I’ll let you know when I get around to it
but you said hes married already to number 407
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/crowdsourcing-dating/page/2#post-425155
The goq just to correct you my name is “this name is already taken“
how would you like it if I called you “the g”?
round tuit – a mythical circular object that one intends to aquire in the future. This never eventuates.
Talmud
If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress, congress? yes
If Aliens are so smart, why do they abduct the dumbest people? no such thing as aliens
If you buy a package of cotton balls, are you supposed to discard the first one? after using it
Do Roman Doctors refer to an IV as just 5? 4
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?Ain Adam Maisim Atzmo Rasha
If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the
floor? they float
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he treated as a hostage situation? no
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? the peel of an orange is orangier
Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences? to fool the public
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist? because piano ends in o and race ends in e
Squeak
I apoligize, your right
Need Sem Help
why is pink for girls and blue for boys? Duh, cause pink is girlish and blue is boyish
why cant women put on mascara without opening their mouths? the same reason boys (or anyone) cant put in contacts without opening their mouths
why do banks leave the doors wide open but their pens chained to the counter? because pens get lost, while the money is in safes
DY-
Why do feet smell and noses run? The same reason that feet run and noses smell
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Why are you on a parkway and in a driveway
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why is there a lock on the door? for the night that we change back for daylight savings time
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? humans
when do you keep shabbos and yomtov
are we talking of teenage boys or girls (2 differant parshas altogether)
even if youre not jewish yahoo is horrible, especially their spam filter (among other things) thats in addition to the the problems for jews
the goq you had me rotfl
Wolfman I dont know about shiva, but yartzeit for sure.
I just met one; he could speak though he got very insulted when I called him a golem.
147 I have to disagree with you. there are many advantages to trial by jury including the fact that no one (and for sure not all of them) have other motives
I don’t believe what I’m seeing, some people in Klal Yisroel don’t eat pizza on Motzei Pesach?! What happened to “Minhag Yisroel Torah”?! Do these people also just skip putting on tefilin or not eat in a sukka on sukkos?!
popa, I would have to disagree with you on that, Because it will definately balance out the age gap
Bump again,
any body have a good vort
B.U.M.P A.G.A.I.N
Baal Habooze- what does B.U.M.P. stand for
interesing point: if you look in the chinuch and others they split mishpatim into 2 parshios
according to the mishne brura (siman alef I think) you would have to close it (you also wouldnt be allowed to wear short sleeves)
Q:whats big red and eats rocks
A: a big red rockeater
I think I like the wavy brim the best
mods, this thread borders on LH I think can you conside closing?
ursketching- or you can be “Already Taken
its not actually a half a bill.(taxes)