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mepal, what kapusta needs are some jalapeno chips, and presto! she’s like new. i am accepting donations. you can send them to the the.nurse, c/o the CR.
oh yeah, and kapusta does need some cheering up. its called ‘starting a job that you can’t stand cuz its extremely boring and you work with weird people.’ its not a well known syndrome but she’s got it. kapusta is unique of course lol (who else walks down the street with a crown?)
so im back. BH my internet is back up.. long story (virus wiped out our whole comp system etc) but hopefully its here to stay now.
mepal, no i dont need to do interning. part of being in nursing school is doing actual clinical work. i started it about 3wks into school, and we were in the hospital as student nurses throughout my 2 years. so its a little different than med school where you do your interning after learning for 4yrs or whatever. by us, we practice on the patients as we are learning! 🙂 just kidding, our clinical instructor is there with us throughout.
though i have to admit the first time i gave a patient an injection i was shaking in my boots and the guy was just sitting there calmly like he was on the beach. it was pretty hysterical. (though i must say i did a good job! no complaint from him!)
Wow look at this outpouring of support I am receiving. $1.76? I am tearing up!! You guys are just too much!! JK.. but seriously, thanx for entertaining kapusta so she doesn’t txt me every 5 seconds with some random request 🙂
yossi z.
sounds to me like someone’s OD’ing on the CR and not getting enough sleep. just kidding, it may be the flu. refuah shleima.
jax: i’ve noticed!! 🙂
A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter —
yelling and using foul language.
However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer
continued to abuse her.
When the man finally left, the next person in line said to the agent,
“Does that happen often? I can’t believe how nice you were to him.”
The agent smiled and said,
“No problem, I took care of it.
He’s going to Detroit.
His bags are going to Bangkok.”
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the
other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”
A Gabbai approaches a guest in the Shul and says “I want to give you an Aliyah.”
“What is your name,” he asks the man?
The man answers, “Ester bas Moshe.”
The Gabbai says, “No, I need your name.”
The man says, “It is Ester bas Moshe.”
The Gabbai asks, “How can that be your name?”
The man answers “I’ve been having serious financial problems, so everything is in my wife’s name.”
hey kapusta, cant go back on your word there. where is all the money already collected going to go to? (and im sure its a significant amount already, of course)
i dunno, i’ve seen posts that say 2am, 4am. oh.. do you mean the AM part of the day that everyone else is awake at? [cuz theyve just had a nice sleep, unlike some other people 🙂 ] juuuuust kidding
kapusta
i dont think you were so nasty on the CR. people should get to know you in real life.. hehe JUST KIDDING!! (i do still want those chicken nuggets so i gotta be nice to you LOL)
hey
kapusta and jax, when are you NOT on the CR?
so to those who may be wondering… i am the THE nurse who likes chicken nuggets and spicy fries.. i have been figured out. actually i kind’ve suspected that kapusta was my friend but here we just clinched it. and yes, kapusta, i will def. take a nice meal like that!! (hint hint)
(to the mods.. pls put the post up. kapusta and i figured out that we know e/other [we’ve already texted e/other and confirmed it] and we are not posting any names or any form of ID. we just wanted the other ppl who post here to know that we know e/other cuz otherwise i feel like its not honest. thanks)
just thought i would mention another instance of diabetes called gestational diabetes which women may get during pregnancy. happens because some of the hormones that help the baby grow, block the insulin from doing what its supposed to do in the mother. once the pregnancy is over, the diabetes usually clears up, though it may return in a later pregnancy, or they may develop type 2 diabetes later on in life.
kapusta,
i dont think she would want a clipboard. nurses dont use them nowadays. sorry 🙁
maybe you should just take her out for supper or s/t.. bake her some cookies.. send her flowers.. i dunno
ok heres a joke. pls dont throw any rotten tomatoes at me.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
kapusta,
alaska!!! i would looooove to go there! whats a few thousand bucks bet. CR friends anyway?
kapusta: i just graduated nursing school.. i dont know what your friend would want but i’ll take a prepaid vacation!!
i just graduated from Beth Israel nursing school. all i can say is that its a great school and there are a ton of frum girls here. they are not always so accomodating with yomim tovim (they only hold of rosh hashana and yom kippur) but they always understand, since there are enough of us that take off [i.e. you wont get penalized for taking off]. they also make a big effort to provide us with sealed kosher food at all functions.
a hiccup usually happens when you have a sudden rush of air thats breathed in. this irritates your diaphragm (the large muscle at the bottom of your rib cage that helps you breathe) and it kindve spasms, which causes your vocal cords to quickly close and that causes the sound.
glad to be of help 🙂
hi kapusta
thanks for the invite. if i may ask, what does “kapusta” mean? is this english/hebrew/yiddish/yinglish?
thanks for the welcome! ive heard great things about the site and the great conversations 🙂
when you crack your knuckles you are releasing nitrous oxide that is in your joints, hence the sound. i know there is the thought out there that it may cause athritis but i dont believe there is any basis for that.