Oomis that sounds so good my mouth is watering.

17) Can you talk to it? you can talk to a toaster if you want to but it wont answer , this will not answer.

17) Does it make noise? no

sorry for the delay super.

Goqitania.

Mazel Tov Supergirl!!

Thank you Always Here.

Thank you ICOT

14) is it bigger than a mobile/cellphone? yes

Is Supergirl taking the day off? hopefully shes did not go to the fortress of solitude.

“Also what’s American for fridge?”

William Perry.

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THE UNNORMAL

How do i begin to share the great pain that i own

About a life of solitude of being totally alone

Born into a family that was completely the norm

Until i was born one day and brought on the storm

Many physical problems i was unfortunately given

How would i survive in a family where only the normal live in

So many problems was i bestowed with on my birthday

And born to a father who always looked away

To them being different was a tremendous curse

Nothing in the world could be any worse

So to protect their name i had to hide my defects

according to my family i belonged with life’s rejects

I was their dirty little secret to be hidden and ashamed

Because i brought a curse on our family and them i defamed

My father made me feel as if i had ruined his perfect name

A son born to HIM so frail and abnormal and not the same

My mother tried to do the best that she could do

But you didn’t disagree my father that much we knew

So i lived my life full of shame and disgrace

For being the cause of disturbing their perfect place

My siblings carried on their fathers cue

they knew that to me no respect should be due

It was all right to sit on their plateau and to abuse

They huddled together and would mock me and set off my fuse

To whom could i turn with my pain so embedded and raw

As i would cry myself to sleep and pray to a g-d who never saw

My existence was ridden with pain and strife

So many times i wondered how can i live this life?

This whole terrible existence carried on throughout childhood

If i could escape by grabbing on to a shooting star i would

As i became an adult the stress manifested and grew

Causing more problems to me someday it would kill me i knew

At the age of 30 i finally made my escape from their hold

I moved to a different city it was an attempt to be bold

And with therapy and distance my self worth did arise

And i found confidence in myself that was a surprise

I found out that i was smart and even funny too

Things i never realized because they made my life so blue

I live my life now with happiness and pride

No worries about a family that would always deride.

This is really none of your business.

11) Does it grow? no

9)Is it used by a person(rather than an animal or something else that’s not a person)

It is used by people and also for animals

8) Can it be used on Shabbos? I dont think so.

6) Is it a place? no

Baloochi its not banter its called treating others as you would like to be treated, respect is a two way street if we do nothing but mock and insult the gentiles why should we expect them to treat us with any respect?

5) Is it bigger or longer than a loaf of bread? no and no

It’s wrong, they give you shampoo for you to use at the hotel it is not a parting gift, neither are towels, robes, toilet paper or light fixtures.

1) Is it alive? no

2) Can it move? no

Wishing everyone a wonderful Shabbos.

Sorry i find these jokes to be offensive. How would u feel if there was an irish website that displayed jewish jokes?

In Italy it is sacrilege to add cheese to a dish that contains fish.

I’m i regular secretary but i do get paid virtually nothing does that count?