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TheGoqParticipant
i am unmarried and leave tomorrow for a week in florida
u can make me a snowman it will probably still be there when i get back 🙂
TheGoqParticipantyes i wear glasses
TheGoqParticipanteagle
TheGoqParticipanti picture bp totty as being average height with a short graying beard and a warm smile
i picture eclipse as being average height/weight with wise eyes and uncomplicated hair
i picture popa as being tall and hairy and wearing sunglasses
i picture cshapiro as being slightly short a very bright smile and dressed to the nines
i picture sacrilege as being slightly tall and has glasses/contacts and a sweet smile
i dont know why i picture them this way and i pray i did not offend any of them and think only the best of my cr comrades
TheGoqParticipanttoupee
TheGoqParticipantThere are over 58 million dogs in the U.S!
Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year!
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an “Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.”!
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate
A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!
The fear of vegetables is called Lachanophobia!.
TheGoqParticipantty frumladygit and myname 🙂
TheGoqParticipantAn earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards!
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!
Honolulu is the only place in the United States that has a royal palace!
One gallon of used motor oil can ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
In 32 years. there are about 1 billion seconds!
Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
TheGoqParticipantI was just at the dry cleaners in my building’s lobby and there was a handicapped man on a scooter (is that the right word?) and the lady behind the counter asked me if i could take his cleaning to his apartment i rode up with him on the elevator it was hard to watch him struggle to get in and out, every day that we are able to walk and talk and are in general good health we should be so thankful life is a gift sometimes we are so focused on the negative we need to take a step back and thank Hashem for eveything he does for us
TheGoqParticipanti thought i was being funny mike,nfgo sorry i missed the mark
TheGoqParticipanttongue is placed firmly in cheek mike
TheGoqParticipantclean movie? its got witchcraft, a tornado which could be a metaphor for going off the derech, Mrs. Gulch has a big nose it could be anti-semitic, it has kol isha, it has the wizard which is a kind of avoda zora, the lollipop guild only had treif lollys,
it has gneva of the ruby slippers, it had a crystal ball which is a form of divining a no-no, it has drug use (the flowers that put dorothy in a trance), it has a lion with low self esteem (theres a red flag for ya!), clean?! i think not
TheGoqParticipantIn Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.
In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.
In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.
TheGoqParticipantMy Father smoked for 40 years 2 packs a day, he died of lung cancer 20 years after he quit, the damage was done, he was diagnosed in the month of july and niftar in october
TheGoqParticipantravioli
TheGoqParticipantEvery day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
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TheGoqParticipantIf your an older girl people feel sorry for you, tsk tsk another poor victim of the shidduch crisis, if your an older guy your labeled a weirdo, a nebbish, or a ne’er-do-well.
January 7, 2011 12:02 pm at 12:02 pm in reply to: Is this cheap? First date at night by train #726272TheGoqParticipanti don’t think he’s cheap i think he’s poor
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TheGoqParticipantgreat stuff fan! the randomer the better
TheGoqParticipantand single people are not trustworthy????
TheGoqParticipantupon
TheGoqParticipantusually once a week, not too many places near me deliver so the choice is somewhat limited , pizza/sushi and sandwiches
TheGoqParticipantty much blinky its an honor to be nominated
TheGoqParticipantmy so called sense of humor is much tamer in person
TheGoqParticipantme too sacrilege! but you gotta try
TheGoqParticipantlet me just state that i am a big believer in gratitude and these wonderful people are very deserving of our thanks, but i was just a little non plussed by them asking us to thank them.
Has it gotten so bad that we haven’t thanked them? it should be an automatic!
TheGoqParticipant“and you really think that you will c that from going miniature golfing”
yes you can find out if the guy is a putts
TheGoqParticipantthat seems like a reasonable answer cedarhurst, thank you!!
TheGoqParticipanti don’t think so
TheGoqParticipanthousebroken
TheGoqParticipantMoshiach
TheGoqParticipantthese aren’t high school boys, we’re talking Bais Medrash boys and Kollel guys, and to keep everything covered up isn’t practical i need to be able to get to the things on my desk
TheGoqParticipantthat depends will i have choice between lox and turkey?
TheGoqParticipantvalor
TheGoqParticipantderech has a point, mods please rename the title to “too many Jimmy Durante’s”
TheGoqParticipantgreat story, puts a lump in your throat, here’s a young man that has his head on straight
TheGoqParticipantparadise
TheGoqParticipantI’ve been to Mendys on 34th several times always good food and service
TheGoqParticipantty eclipse
championship
TheGoqParticipantdoes the strawberry blonde wig taste like strawberrys?
January 5, 2011 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm in reply to: If You Had Sixty Seconds With Dovid Hamelech,What Would You Say? #725750TheGoqParticipantI’d say thank you and Yohonoson ben Shaul for displaying the beauty of true friendship
TheGoqParticipantmentally blocked
TheGoqParticipant“TheGoq
Don’t make fun of my thread! I’m quite proud of it! “
Perish the thought my target was tmb not you 🙂
TheGoqParticipanthow about a makeover if u would like a new shade of nail polish there is a thread for that
TheGoqParticipant“I’ve read a thousand resumes and the only difference is the phone number.”
that’s kinda harsh Popa you have to treat people as people and not as a number, maybe you can’t learn enough about someone from a resume but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t more there that meets the eye
TheGoqParticipantit shouldn’t be me i can barely filter what i should say let alone others
January 5, 2011 12:16 am at 12:16 am in reply to: "Hihowareyougreattoseeyoubye!"Do YOU wait for the answer to "how are you"? #724640TheGoqParticipantits all in the name of multitasking u must do five things at once all the time just to keep up,i have been victimized by other peoples multitasking before i understand the challenges of raising a large family but if u constantly multitask u will forget something or someone.
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